Colz: Thanks for reviewing!!! I love you guys! But I'm sorry this is the last chapter. T.T

Itachi: So is Sasuke going to apologize?
Colz: Well everyone told me no.

Itachi: T.T

Colz: But, I know it has to suck to be kicked there and besides, even though you guys were fighting, that was still pretty mean.

Itachi: I know...

Naruto: She doesn't own me.

Colz: OH I ALMOST FORGOT!! PLEASE READ!!.

Colz: I made a new story called 'Fallen Angel' for Naruto, its another SasuSaku fic. It be sooo cool if you guys read it. Theres only one chapter so far but I think its good.

Recap:

They were both now falling towards the keys in slow motion. As they approached the keys, they both attempted to grab them at the same time, only causing them to be pushed. When they were pushed, they slid down the vent located in the wall they neatly rested in front of before.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Sasuke shouted, sticking his arm down the vent. For it was no use, because the keys were gone.

"See look what you did Itachi" Sasuke yelled.

"Me!? It was you!" Itachi retorted, pointing a finger towards Sasuke.

"Nooo way, don't pin this one one me you know damn well it was you!"
"NO!"

"Yeah!"

They rambled on and on, only speaking one word towards the other. Itachi was saying, No, while Sasuke was saying Yeah. The only thing that seemed the shun out their ridiculous arguing, was the sound of flutes, and the door bursting wide open.

Monster in the Basement

Chapter 16

Truth Revealed.

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A cold wind blasted in through the open door. The room felt damp and frozen. Sasuke and Itachi stood in fear as to what could be waiting on the other side. Backing up, they managed to take shelter in a lone corner, a part of the room that was untouched during their fight. It made its way inside the room, breathing hard. Its warm breath hit them in the face, causing them to almost vomit.

"Oh my god, did this thing ever brush it's teeth?" Itachi asked as he plugged his nose.

Sasuke shrugged and plugged his nose as well, watching as its full body engulfed the door way, squeezing inside.

"Haha, very funny Sasori, Deidara. C'mon out, we know its you guys." Itachi chuckled nervously as the monster moved into the room.

A cough erupted in its throat and out came something blonde. Sasuke eyed the piece of hair and it fell slowly to the ground. The tresses never leaving the others side, as though keeping warm.

"It's a piece of Deidara's hair!" Sasuke exclaimed, moving closer to Itachi.

"I can see that!"

The monster than growled, causing the boys to squeak in response. Now, being as brave as he is, Itachi stood up and got in front of the sitting Sasuke. He reached his hand behind him and Sasuke handed him a kunai. Grabbing a hold of the metal, Itachi brought it in front of him and began to taunt the monster by swinging the small dagger-like weapon in circles.

"Take a step closer and your dead." Itachi shrieked, the point of the kunai gleaming in the moonlight.

The monster took a step forward and Itachi threw the kunai at it, only to have it bounce off as if its skin were made of metal. "Or-r not!" Itachi stuttered as he sat down in front of Sasuke, his ponytail right in his younger brothers face.

"Ita--chiii, your h--aru is in meh fase!!" Sasuke mumbled. What he really said was Itachi your hair is in my face.

"Sorry!" He said as he moved to sit next to Sasuke again.

"Eww." Sasuke whined as he pulled a piece of hair from his mouth.

"Sasuke I know my hair looks good, but don't eat it please?" Itachi teased, receiving a glare from Sasuke.

Moving closer to them, the monster casted a deadly shadow in the room. Turning the brightly moonlit room into a dark scary death pit. Its scaly body slowly expanded and then deflated due to its heavy breathing. Its sharp teeth glistened a crimson color from the amount of blood consumed that evening. The wings on its back were torn apart, leaving shreds of skin to fall on the ground when it moved.

Sasuke's eyes widened as a million thoughts ran through his head. I never got to lose my virginity, I never got to get my license, couldn't see MCR in concert!!!! Whyy do I die now! He thought as he looked towards his brother to see if he could find a way out.

Itachi looked towards Sasuke. His eyes narrowed as he watched his little brother glare at him like he had the plague.

"What?" Itachi asked, feeling his right eye twitch in annoyance.

"What do you mean what! Get us out of here." Sasuke stated.

Itachi's eyes grew even narrower as his brother tweaked at his nerves. Why'd mom have another boy? Why couldn't I have had a sister instead of his annoying ass. He thought as he glanced back at the monster that was steadily inching forward.

"When did it stop raining?" Sasuke asked as he looked out of the window.

"I don't know, maybe when we were trying to kill each other with office supplies." Itachi replied as he looked towards the window as well.

The monster then growled again as it was soo close to them that they could see the moisture in its eyes. If they looked closely they could see the bits and remains of flesh in its teeth. It opened its mouth again and once more Itachi and Sasuke almost puked for the smell was even stronger now.

"His breath smells like death!" Sasuke said as they both began to hug each other for dear life.

"I know what you mean." Itachi replied.

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Sasuke sat there, huddling next to his brother for shelter as the monster slowly approached them

"Sasuke!! I'm sorry your such an arrogant jerk!" Itachi exclaimed.

"Itachi, I'm sorry I hit you in the nuts." Sasuke replied.

"Its okay, I'm sorry I saw you watching the powerpuff girls and then told the whole high school."

"What!!!, Well, I'm sorry that I heard you singing Respect in the shower last week!"

"You heard me!? Well, I'm sorry that your hair looks like poultry!" Itachi replied, hugging Sasuke tighter.

"Me too!"

"I'm sorry I dunked your head in the toilet and said it was mom!" Itachi cried out.

"I'm sorry I actually believed that!" Sasuke replied.

The monster then roared as it slowly approached them. Its face was just inches away from their's and they were scared shit less.

"I love you Itachi!"

"I love you too Sasuke!"

They shivered in the corner awaiting their death when suddenly a puff of smoke appeared and the lights turned on. Itachi and Sasuke blinked as they looked at their friends standing in the doorway with their parents of all people, giggling away. Naruto held a video camera in his hand, filming every precious moment.

"This is so going on youtube." Naruto exclaimed, exaggerating so.

"What, Whats going on!?" Sasuke asked, face red with embarrassment.

"You know, In a weird twisted way, they were kind of like Romeo and Juliet, expressing their love for each other. " Ino teased, causing Deidara to explode with laughter.

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"O Neji, Neji! wherefore art thou Neji!?" Naruto cooed.

"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Naruto is the sun!" Neji exclaimed, holding one hand fisted to his heart and the other reaching out as if it were cupping the sun.

"For never was a story of more woe than this of Sasuke and his Itachi, yeah!" Deidara chimed in, all three then laughed hysterically.

"Haha, which is which?" Sakura asked, trying to suppress her laughter.

"Hehe, I think Sasuke is Juliet and Itachi is Romeo, you know because usually guys are taller than girls!" Naruto exclaimed, pointing at them.

"Hey!" Itachi yelled. "Why does HE get to be Juliet?!"

An awkward silence fell into the room. It was so silent even the crickets stopped.

"Why would you want to be Juliet, Itachi?" Sasuke asked, amusingly.

"I don't know, I guess because I have long hair, and I always wonder what it was like being a girl I guess, It's just, I don't know!" He furiously yelled. (a/n: Lol why is he mad?)

"Hey! Wait a minute! YOU DIED!" Sasuke shrieked, pointing towards Kisame and Shikamaru.

"Its called fake eyes and blood packets moron." Kisame replied, crossing his arms.

"But what about the house its all broken up."

"No that was a genjutsu!" Mikoto happily exclaimed.

"Why!" Itachi yelled.

"One, Sasuke never wakes up in the morning, two, you guys never stop fighting and we decided to see if you guys actually loved each other. Although we weren't too thrilled when you tossed Sasuke next to your fathers pet snake."

"Eheheh, you saw that?" Itachi chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Ayama standing there next to Sasori. He got to his feet and ran over there, almost tripping over the broom and keyboard, for they weren't in an illusion when they began to fight.

"Ayama! OMG, I thought you died." Itachi exclaimed, as he pulled her into a death hug.

"Itachi, if you don't let go of her then she will die!" Sakura said as she pointed towards Ayama's purple face.

"Oh sorry," he said as he let go of her and kissed her passionately on the lips.

"Sakura!" Sasuke screamed as he also pulled her into a death hug, then kissing her with even more passion then Itachi did with Ayama.

"So all you guys were in this little plan?" Itachi and Sasuke said in unison.

"Yes!!!" Naruto exclaimed, as he got up off the ground from laughing so hard.

"How long ago was this made?" Sasuke asked.

"About 2 weeks ago." Mikoto answered, trying so hard not to laugh.

"Itachi, if you didn't know about this then why did you and your friends make a monster?" Sasuke asked in confusion.

"Okay, I'll answer for Itachi," Mikoto started, "Since Sasuke is impossible to wake up and you two constantly fight, we decided about 2 weeks ago. We called all your friends and told them about it and they all agreed. Naruto and Ayama were the first step. They came over to make everything seem normal. Then I had Naruto make a seen and bother you. Knowing you, you would want revenge and tell them there is a real monster, which I was correct by the way. So once you had your fun me and Fugaku moved in. We scared you guys so bad. All your friends are great actors."

Itachi and Sasuke's mouth gaped opened as their mom and dad burst out into laughter, unable to hold it in. Naruto pulled out a digital camera and snapped a photo.

"BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!" he shrieked as he saved the picture and continued to laugh.

"You were filming this whole time?" Sasuke asked.

"You bet!"

"Ayama, if this was all an act, do you really want to marry me or was that a part of the scheme?" Itachi asked, his gaze down casted.

"Of course I want to marry you, why else would I say yes!" She replied as she went to touch the ring, finding out it wasn't there.

"Oh my god, where's the ring!?" She yelled frantically.

"Relax, its right here." Itachi replied, as he slipped the ring on her finger once more.

"Theres going to be another girl in the house!!!" Mikoto cheered as she hugged both Ayama and Itachi.

While everything in the study room was going down, Sasuke pulled Sakura into the closet and pinned her to the wall.

"Why'd you do that?" He asked, his face holding a serious expression.

"It was a harmless joke, why are you so mad about it?" She asked, averting her gaze towards him.

"I was worried, I thought you died! You don't know how much you scared me, and now I don't even know if what you said to me was true." Sasuke replied, as his gaze traveled to the ground.

"It was true! And I'll prove it!" She exclaimed as she leaned forward, placing her lips on Sasuke's.

He kissed back, his grip loosening on her wrists. He finally let go and grabbed her waist and she snaked her arms around his neck. Nibbling at her bottom lip he asked for entrance. She opened her mouth and let his tongue invade her, searching for her tongue. She then shot up and met his, never breaking the kiss.

Basically everyone, except Ayama, Itachi and his parents, were standing in the door way watching. Naruto held the camcorder up and began to snicker, causing them to break the tongue battle to glare at the blonde.

"NARUTO!!!" Sasuke yelled as he left the closet and chased Naruto.

"Leave Me Alone TEME!!" Naruto shouted as he tripped and fell down the stairs.

"Erase that video!"

"Never!!"

Everyone watched as they chased each other around. They began to laugh as Naruto opened the front door and ran over towards his house screaming 'freedom'. Sasuke watched as he entered his home and slammed the door.

"My reputation is trashed, my life is over!" Sasuke whispered as he banged his head against the door.

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Colz: I suck at endings.

Itachi: Its okay.

Colz:D

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