Okay! It's Rock's turn! What will happen to him? Read and find out...

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"DARE!" Rock replied.

"I hoped you would say that..." Tenten said, evily.

"Uh-oh." Rock said, realizing that wasn't the best choice.

"I dare you to..." She whispers the rest into his ear.

"Well that wasn't as bad as i thought it would be!"

"But you have to wear..."

"WAAA?! NOT MY JUMPSUIT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Sorry Rock! You pick it, we give it!"

"...fine.."

Rock leaves the room. No one knows what to expect so they are being prepared for the worse.

Rock finally flys out on a vine, wearing a lepord skin loincloth.

"Te-Tenten? You told him to do THIS?!" Neji yelled.

"Maybe...but thats not the best part!"

"What is?"

"NOW ROCK!"

"Here goes nothing..." Rock grumbled.

"NOW MEANS NOW MISTER!"

" George George George of the Jungle

Strong as you may be!

George George George of the Jungle

Your no match for Rock Lee! "

Rock swings back on his vine and comes back with his clothes back on.

"That was the most disturbing this i have scene in my intire life." Sakura said flatly.

Everyone agrees.

"I know! That's why I video taped it and putit on youtube! YAY!" Sasuke said, cheerfully.

"Sasuke, no one wants to live through that again." Naruto growled.

"TOO LATE! I'm uploading it!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rock yelled.

"It's uploaded!"

"SASUKE YOU SONOFA-"Neji started.

"WOOOOOOOO! I ALREADY HAVE 200 HITS!"

"NOOO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! MY YOUTHFULLNESS, MY FANGIRLS! THERE BOTH SLOWLY BUT SURELY GOING AWAY!" Rock cried.

Everyone sweatdrops because only girls in the real world like Rock.

"Must glue must glue..."Kakashi mutters as he trys to fix Icha-Icha paradise.

"Kakashi face it, you can't fix it." Guy says.

"Bu-But...I WANNA NEW ONE! WAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Who knew Kakashi-sensei could be so sensitive..." Sakura pondered.

Everyone nods.

"Well...WHO'S NEXT? ROCK SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Naruto cheered.

"The last of my youthfulness will..." Rock responded.

Rock's 'youthfulness' span the bottle and it landed on...

"WOO! 1,000 HITS!" Sasuke happly yelled.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rock cried.

"Kakashi... IT LANDED ON YOU!" Guy laughed.

"Oh no...OH NO OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried.

"So Kakashi, Truth or Dare?" Ino asked.

"...sniff..." Shikamaru cried, realizing he can't say troublesome.

"Ummm...DARE!" Kakashi cried.

"I dare you to go to Suna and get Gaara!" Naruto dared.

"Wow! That was easier that I thought it would be!"

In Suna...

"Now for the importent matters, SIBLINGS!" Gaara yelled.

"Yes, Kazekage-san?" They both responded.

"Go get the prizoner."

"Yes."

They go and get the prizoner, Shigure.

"Shigure..."

"Y-Yes?"

"I will let you go if you can answer my question."

"O-Okay."

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"The muffin man?"

"The muffin man."

"Who lives on Durly Lane?"

"Well..she's married to the muffin man..."

"THE MUFFIN MAN?!"

"THE MUFFIN MAN!! Okay, you may go."

"Thank you Kazekage!"

Shigure gets up and leaves.

"And thats that." Gaara sighs.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"WHO DARE 'BOOMS' MY- ohhh... it's you..." Gaara realizes.

"Yo Gaara! It's been a while!"

"Hey Kakashi? What do you need?"

Kakashi grabs Gaara and jumps of, his siblings following.

"WTF?! KAKASHI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Sorry. I was dared to bring you back."

A faint echo is heard.

"WHERE THE HELL IS KAKASHI?!" Your hear Tsunade yell.

"Damn Hokage..." Gaara mutters.

Back at Konoha...

"I'M BACK! AND I BROUGHT GAARA! THESE GUYS CAME WITH THE PACKAGE!" Kakashi said, walking back.

"Okay, GOOD JOB KAKASHI! Now spin the bottle!" Sakura says.

"The bottle spins and it lands on...

"NARUTO!" Sasuke yells.

"WHAT?!" Naruto yelled back.

"Theres a lot of yaoi on youtube...AHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!!!! THERE BLEEDING!"

"...Sakura..."

"I'm on it."

Sakura goes over to Sasuke and heals his eyes.

"Okay! ON WITH IT!" Kiba yells.

"Hokage...truth or dare...?" Gaara asks evily.

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Uh-Oh... Gaara's going to make Tsunade do something bad...

Lilly-Kun, HERES SOME GAARA!

-straps you to chair and forces you to watch a hypnotizing screen-

When I snap my fingers you will review! -snap-

-Chibi Shino