Just so you know...I MADE UP THE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ROCK LEE STYLE SONG!
I just wanted to make that point across...kay! BACK TO THE STORY!!
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"I pick truth!" Tsunade says.
"Damn...oh well...hmmmm..." Gaara wonders.
"ARE YOUR BOOBS REAL?!" Kakashi yells out of the blue.
"Of course they are! Why?"
"Because theres and egg over there and I thought it was yours."
"I WOULD'NT DO THAT WITH EGGS!!!!!"
"THE WHOS IS IT?!"
Everyone turns to Sasuke, whos merrily munching on a tomato.
"Hm..fwhat?" Sasuke askes with a mouth full of tomato.
"Is this egg yours?" Kakashi asks.
"FEGGG?! OH FNOOOOOOOOOOO! A FEGGGGGGGGGGG!"
"Yes...an egg..." Kakashi says, sweatdroping.
"Yes, it's MINE!" Sasuke says, swallowing the tomato.
"Where did it com-" Kakashi starts but doesn't have the chance to finish.
"BUCAAAAAAAAAAAG!"
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Sakura shreaks.
"STOP IT! WHAT EVER YOU ARE, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP THIS INSTANT!" Tsunade screams.
"BUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!"
"Hee hee...sorry..." Sasuke apologizes.
"Why are you apologizing?" Sakura asks.
"The egg and the noises are m-"
"BAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
"My hair..."Sasuke finishes.
"What?! Your HAIR?!" Naruto yells, astonished.
"Yes...HERE COMES ANOTHER EGG NOW!"
His hair lays another egg.
"You see...its a chicken stuck to my head...that my my hair looks LIKE A CHICKEN!"
"More like a chicken's ass..." Naruto thought outloud.
"I HEARD THAT!"
"OH WELL!"
"W-Whose n-next." Hinata asked.
Kakashi spins the bottle and it lands on...
"BAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!"
"SASUKE! SHUT YOUR HAIR UP!"
"Okay...FINE! BE THAT WAY! Bye for now, Sparkles Fantastic." Sasuke says/yells as he breaks Sparkles neck.
"DUDE, YOUR WEARING A DEAD CHICKEN!" Kiba yells.
"Oh! SPARKLES CAN'T DIE SILLY!" Sasuke giggles.
"What do you-" Sakura started.
"BAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!"
"AHHH! SASUKE! IT'S STILL ALIVE!"
"Tee hee...I KNOW!" Sasuke giggles...again.
"Ummm guys..." Ino said.
"Yah?"
"This OOC Sasuke is creeping me out..."
"Us too!"
"Oh well...a dares a dare...we can't go back now..." Kakashi replies sadly.
"Yah..." Everyone responds also sad.
"WHO WANTS EGGS?!" Sasuke yells, making everyone jump.
"What kind are we talking here? Sunny-side up? Scrambled? Deviled? Hard-boiled?" Kakashi asks.
"Ummmm...Deviled?"
"OKAY I'M IN!"
"WAIT! TRUTH OR DARE! REMEMBER?!" Tsunade yells.
"Ohhhh...YEAH!" Kakashi and Sasuke remember at the sametime.
"NOW IT'S MY TURN TO SPIN THE BOTTLE!"
"So loud..."Gaara mumbles.
"YES, YES I AM!"
Tsunade spins the bottle and it lands on...
"WHAT?! WHY ME?!"
"You don't have a choice! SAKURA!" Tenten teased.
"Oy..."
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Sakura's next! I need a little help...WHAT SHOULD SHE DO?!
I really need help! All suggestions with be read!
-Brings Itachi over-
I'll give you Itachi if you review.
-Chibi Shino