Okay this is Jack's paper he has some explaining to do! Anyways I hope you like it and I think the next one will be Daniel's.

Jack's

Questions -------- Have You...??
Smoked? Until Black Ops . ..
Had sex with someone of the same sex? NO!
Shoplifted? When I was young
Lied? Everyday
Betrayed a friend? Um once. .. Big mistake
Been to jail? No
Smoked weed? In highschool
Done LSD? No
Done any other illegal drug? Coke a few times
Given oral sex? Yes
Recieved oral sex? Oh YES!
Had sex with something not of the human race? Um . . Yeah on PX45652
Cheated on someone? No
Used someone? Yeah but not in a serous relationship
Payed someone for sex? Never
Been payed for sex? NO
Played strip poker? I only wish!
Skipped work? If Hamond ask of course not !
Skipped work to get high / drunk? Um after Charlie died I did
Danced naked? Um, NO
Danced naked in public? N/A
Flashed someone? If it counts, I walk around without a shirt in the summer
Mooned someone? Remember time loop??
Kissed someone? Of course
Kissed someone of the same sex? NEVER
Had sexual fantasies about anyone who will read this? I can't answer this
Had gay/lesbian fantasies? NO
Stolen money? When I was young
Stolen money from family? Yeah
Stolen drugs from family? NO
Been convicted of a crime? No
Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?Yes
Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? I'm not sure
Been called a whore? Yes
Been called a bitch? No
Watched porn? Every other day

Taped porn? If only
Watched porn you taped? N/A
Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes
Had sex with someone in a moving vehicle? No
Used sex 'toys'? Only when I was married

Had a threesome? No

If not would you? Are you kidding why would anyone even ask?
Tried to kill yourself? Uh, I thought after first mission I wouldn't come back
Tried to kill someone else? Uh, Yeah
Told someone you hated them? Yes
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No

Questions----------- Other

When did you lose your virginity? I was 15, With Lisa :D

Is this how you imagined life? Not in any universe

What's your favorite TV show? The Simson's (if I even had to answer)

Favorite Movie? Well it's not out but the Simson's will be.

Favorite Song? Not really a Music kind of guy . . .

Who was the last person you said I love you to? I don't know maybe my mom

Is there someone you should tell that you love them? Yes there is

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the opposite sex? Uh, sometimes

Do you think it would be easier? NO WAY

What is your favorite non sexual fantasy? A peace with EVERYONE!!!

What is your favorite sexual fantasy? Um, it involves my cabin on the dock ALL NIGHT some pretty fancy stuff going on!

Would you rather be deaf or blind? Wow I guess deaf

Would you do a porn if you were ask? It depends who ask.

"You did coke!?" Daniel ask

"Only a few times"

"Wasn't PX 45652 the one with all the kids because the women were like 68.25 more likey to conceive then women on Earth?" Sam ask.

"I was careful!"

"Jack you could still have a child!" Daniel Mentioned.

"For your information Daniel I checked it out about month later no bun in the oven okay!"

"So mooning in the time loop?" Sam ask.

"Well uh I was running out of ideas you said it was very nice Carter!"

"Well. .. . I was being sarcastic and porn every other day?!"

"I'm pretty sure you weren't and is there a problem with that?"

"I'm pretty sure I was, and why don't you just get the real thing?"

" Okay maybe you were and because I can't have what I want!"

"What is a porn?" Teal'c ask.

"Well, it's a movie and its where two people have well sex well most of time it's two people but sometimes it can get pretty crazy!"

"Why would you want to watch another person having intercourse O'Neill?

"Well, um because some people like to watch it. Next question, PLEASE!"

"If I ask would you make a porn?" Sam knew it was daring question and she knew he wouldn't answer it because even though she wanted him to say yes even if he wanted to say yes he wouldn't not even to himself!

"Well, I mean if, you know if things, I, I don't know."

All the team knew that they had feelings for each other hell they all had feelings that with any other team they would hav e had to change. SG-1 worked though it was hard and emotional but they worked everything out except this one thing. Jack and Sam.