1Thanks for all the reviews. There is only Teal'c's after this one :(

Questions -------- Have You...??
Smoked? No
Had sex with someone of the same sex? No
Shoplifted? Yes
Lied? Yes
Betrayed a friend? No
Been to jail? Yes
Smoked weed? Yes in college
Done LSD? Yes
Done any other illegal drug? No
Given oral sex? Yes

Received oral sex? Yes

Had sex with something not of the human race? No
Cheated on someone? Yes
Used someone? No
Payed someone for sex? No
Been payed for sex? No
Played strip poker? Uh Huh
Skipped work? Never

Skipped work to get high / drunk? No
Danced naked? Yes
Danced naked in public? Yeah
Flashed someone? Yes
Mooned someone? No
Kissed someone? Yes
Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes
Had sexual fantasies with anyone who will read this? Um . .. . ..
Had gay/lesbian fantasies? No
Stolen money? Yes
Stolen money from family? Yes
Stolen drugs from family? No
Been convicted of a crime? No
Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Yes
Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? Yeah
Been called a whore? Yes
Been called a bitch? Yes
Watched porn? A few times
Taped porn? Do you really want to know?
Watched porn you taped? No
Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes

Had sex with someone in a moving vehicle? No
Used sex 'toys'? Yes

Had a threesome? No

If not would you? Uh maybe
Tried to kill yourself? Not really, I mean every time we go to work we risk it.
Tried to kill someone else? Yes
Told someone you hated them? Yes
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Yes

Questions----------- Other

When did you lose your virginity? I was 14

Is this how you imagined life? Never

What's your favorite TV show? ER to bad Noah Wile isn't on the show anymore . . .poor Carter

Favorite Movie? A Dog's Breakfast

Favorite Song? Out Of Touch

Who was the last person you said I love you to? Um .. . Pete maybe

Is there someone you should tell that you love them? Yes

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the opposite sex? Yes

Do you think it would be easier? YES

What is your favorite non sexual fantasy? Being out of a Job

What is your favorite sexual fantasy? It involves the 3 guys with a lot of adventure

Would you rather be deaf or blind? Deaf

Would you do a porn if you were ask? Um

"Yes I want really want to know!" Jack said a little to excitedly!

Well in an earlier question dancing naked thing that was in front of a camera. And know you can't have a copy . . .. Even though I don't even know if there is one for all I know it could have been mass produced it was the 80's

What did you steel ? You know this and that! I stole some stuff from the supply closet last week!

"That is really not steeling." Daniel mentioned.

"Jail Huh?" Jack ask.

"Yeah well I was a troubled youth I got out of it most of the time because of my dad.

"So when does strip poker take place." Daniel ask half jokingly.

"Tuesday nights you guys can join no triple layers , and it wouldn't matter for me because I never lose!"

"Samantha Carter is it not frowned upon to kiss another human of the same gender?" Teal'c ask

"Well yes but I didn't know I did it until I developed some pictures."

"A little adventurous don't you say?" Jack ask.

"What do you mean?"

"Three guys?"

"Well not just any three guys!"

"You know you're talking to three guys!"

"Not you three Guys."