Uh-oh...Sasuke...what are you doing? By the way...all of the places and things the mention, I made up.
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"Sasuke...I'm sorry...here's a present to make you feel better." Sakura says, handing Sasuke a box.
"OH! THANK YOU!"
"Your welcome!"
Sasuke opens the box to see a picture of Sparkles as a baby.
"WOW! THANKS THIS IS AWES- WAIT! HOW DID YOU GET THIS?!"
"I did some investigating and I found Sparkles parents online," Sakura starts.
"ON MYCRIB?!" Sasuke asks/yells.
"No...I found the on the offical McSohma website...they were the Happy Camper Meal that Sparkles ate...and they left all the belongings in the basement..."
"SO IT WAS MORE THAN CANIBALISUM...IT WAS FAMILYISUM!"
"Ummm...I guess..." Sakura says, sweatdroping.
"HEY SAKURA, DID YOU JUST FART?!"
"No...why?"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE BLOWING ME AWAY!"
"What?"
"DID YOU HAVE CAMPALARMS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP TODAY?!"
(A/C. I noticed that Campbells says CAMP-BELLS so i made it CAMP-ALARM.)
"No...why?"
"BECAUSE YOU ARE LOOKING UMMMMMM GOOD!"
"Huh?"
On the other side of the funeral home...
"...HEY GUYS LOOK!" Naruto yells.
"What?"
"Sasuke is trying to flirt with Sakura! AND FAILING HORRIBLY!"
"Hmm?"
All the guys turn aroung watching this...
"YOU DROPPED SOMETHING OVER THERE!"-Sasuke
"WHAT?!"-Sakura, looking fanticly around.
"MY JAW!"
"HUH?"
"WELL...IF YOU WERE A BOOGER, I'D PICK YOU FIRST!"
"uhhhhh..."
"YOU LOOK SO GOOD, I COULD PUT YOU ON A PLATE A SOP YOU UP WITH A BISCUIT!
"What are you talking abou-"
"YOUR EYES ARE AS GREEN AS MY TOILET WATER AT HOME!"
"WHAT?!"
"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE DIARRHEA, I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY L-"
"I'm invisable."
"You are?!"
"Can you see me?"
"Yes."
"ALRIGHT IT'S A DATE!"
"HUH?!"
All the guys sweatdrop.
"He got her." Shino said.
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SASUKE'S GOT HER! UH-OH! TIME FOR A WEIRD DATE!
Sorry for how short it is...the next chapter will be longer! I promise!
It's about...2 hours into the sleepover right now...
It started at 12:00 noon...and ends at 6:00 pm the next day...
It's now 2:00...ONLY 28 HOURS TO GO!
THANKS HINATAGURL FOR THIS IDEA!
-gets Rock outof nowhere and takes out a big funnel-
I'll give him his youthfulness back if you review!
-Chibi Shino