Here's Sasuke and Sakura's, weird, date!

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"Sasuke?"

"Yes?"

"Why did you ask me on a date?"

"B-B-Because...Sparkles...I miss him..."

"Okay but you didn't answer my question."

"WAITER WE NEED MORE ROLLS! Want some water, Sakura?"

"You still didn't answer my-"

"WATER TO PLEASE!"

"STOP AVOIDING MY-"

"YOU BETTER HURRY,SHE'S GETTING GROUCHY!"

"SASUKE ANSWER MY-"

"I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!"

"WAIT ANSWER MY-" Sakura starts then stops after Sasuke leaves.

He completetly avoided my question...

CHA! YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!

HUH?! I thought I got rid of you...

CHA! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME!

What do you want...?

CHA! I WANT YOU TO GET THE ANSWERS!

Will that get rid of you?

Noooooo...but YOU WANT ANSWER DON'T YA, CHA!

Oh...CRAP! HE'S COMING BACK! BYE!

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"SASUKE!"

"YES?"

"WHY AM I HERE WITH YOU?"

"Do ya wanna know?"

"Yes."

"Do ya REALLY wanna know?"

"Yes."

"Do you reall-"

"JUST TELL ME!"

"Okay Okay...It's because of Sparkles last wish..."

"Huh?"

"Sparkles last words were 'Bagaa! BAGAA!' remember?"

"Without the mouth full of hose he would sound like that...yes...why?"

"That translated to 'Flirt with Sakura for me.' Okay?"

"O-O-Okay..."

Oh great. A dead chicken likes me. Happy day. Happy day.

"SAKURA! ARE YOU OKAY?!"

"Huh?! Oh yes...yes..."

"LET'S GO BACK!"

"Okay!"

Back at the Hyyuga Mansion...

"WERE BACK!" Sasuke calls

"OKAY! WERE PLAYING HINT!" Naruto calls back.

"Hint...I LOVE THAT GAME!" SASUKE SQUEELS

Sasuke and Sakura walk in the room to see Naruto, Kiba, Ino, Choji, Itachi (A/C He was here all along by the way...) , R.Kelly and K-Fed playing Hint.

"I WANNA PLAAAAAAAAY!" Sasuke yells, like a 5 year old.

"I'm going to go watch what their watching..." Sakura says, going over to the T.V.

"HI SAKURA!" Tenten greets.

"HI TENTEN! Whacha watchen?"

"This new movie that came out on DVD called Bored Rat. It's about a guy who goes to America to mess-with-their-heads.

"I see...can I join you?"

"SURE!"

Sakura squeeses in between Hinata and Tenten. Shino, Shikamaru, Kisame, Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, Guy, Rock, Neji, Tsunade and Gaara were watching this.

And that's what happened for the next...hour.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I WIN!"

"HEY! HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE AMBU RELISH ON THE TRAINING GROUNDS WITH A DEMON WIND SHURIKEN?!" Naruto yells.

"TEE HEE! IT'S A SECRET!"

"I hate you."

"Tee hee!"

At the T.V...

"HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"THAT WAS FREAKN' HILARIOUS!"

"Now what...?"

"I HAVE AN IDEA! HEY GUYS PLAYING HINT!" Tenten calls.

"WHAT?!"

"COMERE!"

"N'KAY!"

When everyone is is the room...

"OKAY GUYS, GET INTO GROUPS OF 5 AND THEN MAKE UP A NAME FOR YOURSELFS!"

The groups come out as followed...

Sparkle-Sparkle-Shine-Shine - Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi and Itachi.

Dunken' Drunkies- Guy, Rock, Neji, Tenten and Kisame.

Animal Buddies- Choji, Ino, Shikamaru, Kiba and Shino

Picked Last- Hinata, Asuma, Kurenai, K-Fed and R-Kelly.

"IS THAT EVERYONE?!"

"YES!"

"OKAY! WE ARE NOW GOING TO PRANK EACHOTHER!"

"YAY!"

"Okay..." Hinata says.

Ready."Sakura starts.

"Set." Ino says.

"GO!" Tenten yells.

Everyone jumps and the teams set off!

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AWWW! SPARKLES LIKED SAKURA!

Here's somethings you might not have known...

Hint- Thats like Clue only Ninja style.

Bored Rat- Okay. This one was Borat. I was laughing about this one.

-grabs K-Fed-

REVIEW OR HE SINGS!

-Chibi Shino