The pranks start!
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Team Sparkle-Sparkle-Shine-Shine are running throught the hallways of the Hyyuga Mansion.
"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FIRST GUYS?" Sasuke yells, happily.
"Sasuke, SHUSH!" Sakura whispers.
"Sowwy Sakura..."
"Thats alright..I have an idea!"
"What?!"
"You'll see!"
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Team Dunkin' Drunkies are outside, playing in the private playground that was left there for
decades.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Rock and Guy yell in unison, sliding
down a slide.
"GUYS! We have to prank the other teams!" Tenten said.
"I with ya Tenten." Neji mutterered.
"At least SOMEBODY is being helpful!"
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!" Kisame squeels in a random pool.
"Kisame, where did that pool come from?"
"I KEEP IT IN MY DRESS!"
"Huh?"
"I'm kidding! It was already here!"
"WEEEEE! I HAVE A PLAN!" Rock cheers, laying out the blueprints.
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Team Animal Buddies were inside, watching T.V.
"Aren't we supposed to be pranking the other teams?" Ino asks.
"Troublesome woman...I was hoping you wouldn't notice..." Shikamaru muttered.
"WELL, I DID! LET'S GET TO WORK!"
"Okay...I think we should-" Choji starts, getting cut of by Ino.
"HEY! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY TROUBLESOME SHIKAMARU!"
"I thought you wouldn't notice..."
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Team Picked Last are in the Living Room.
(A/C I switched the team to Hinata, Asuma, Kurenai, Tsunade and Gaara because I read the
Guidelines, out of pure boredness, and it said I can't use any famous, real people so...SAY BYE
TO K-FED AND R-KELLY!)
"W-W-What should w-we do t-t-to the other t-teams?" Hinata stammered.
"WE SHOULD BUILD A MOAT!" Tsunade yells.
"Eh?"
"JUST KIDDING WE SHOULD PRANK THEM!"
"Thank you Captain Obvious..." Kurenai thought, outload.
"HEY!"
"Sorry...jeez..."
"LETS PRANK THEM WITH THIS!" Tsunade says, show them the unthinkable.
"N-NO WAY!" Azuma says, astonished.
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"Sakura, are you sure about this?" Naruto whispers.
"Yes! This will be hilarious!" Sakura says.
Sakura digs through other peoples bags, not the bags of other people on her team or course, and
pulls out these things from these people...
Ino- Her Hairspray and Make-Up (she's a girl after all!)
Rock- An extra Jumpsuit (come on, he's Rock!)
Hinata- A hairbrush (what else was worth taking for the prank?)
Kiba- Dog food (for breakfast)
Gaara (yes he had bags) -Mr.Teddy bear (Oh no...)
Tsunade- Sake (come on, shes Tsunade after all!)
Kisame- Some Bandages (they were for his Knife.)
Kurenai- Handcuffs (...what are those for Kurenai?)
Azuma- Cigarettes (Azuma's Azuma!)
Choji- Some of his potato chips (he has a lot more where that came from!)
Shino- Bug-On Spray (This one attracts bugs!)
Tenten- A hair elastic (She needs them for her hair!)
Shikamaru- A bag of cotton balls (It reminds him of some clouds!)
Neji- A mirror (Neji Neji Neji...)
Guy- A tooth whitenig system (That explains the shine!)
After getting all of those, it's time to put their plan into action!
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"OKAY?!"
"ARE YOU SANE ROCK?! WE CAN'T DO THIS!" Tenten yells.
"WHAT?! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TO GO DID UP SPARKLES GRAVE AND STEAL HIS
CORPSE, THEN MAKE SASUKE FOLLOW IT INTO A BIG BATCH OF FAKE TOMATO
POWDER!"
"Sorry...I say that automatically...thats a great idea! LETS DO IT!"
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"...GOT IT?!" Ino yells, taking command.
"...whatever..."
"Okay here we-" Ino gets cut off.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They hear from outside.
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"N-N-N-NO!" Neji stammers.
"W-W-W-WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!" Tenten yells.
"P-P-P-P-PLEASE H-H-HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS!" Rock squeeks.
"NO! TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE PRANK!" Tsunade says, throwing the shrimp puffs at the
defenceless team.
"AHHHHHHHH! SHRIMP PUFFS!" The team screams.
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"AHHHHHHHH! SHRIMP PUFFS!"
"Oh, poor them. Everyone get ready!" Ino says.
"READY!"
Team Animal Buddies runs outside, hosing everyone down with gravy.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ya know, we aren't really pranking anyone..." Shikamaru realizes.
"Oh well! KEEP ON FIREING!" Ino yells.
"WHERE IS ALL THIS GRAVY COMING FROM?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"NOW TIME FOR OUR PLAN!"
Tomato powder covers all the teams.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"LETS JOIN THE PARTY! PLEASE SAKURA!" Sasuke begs.
"Not untill we're done!" Sakura says.
"Okay let me get this straight, I have to summon a dog and tell it to chase all of the teams into the
trap!" Kakashi says.
"OKAY! YOU GOT IT!"
Team Sparkle-Sparkle-Shine-Shine were at the side of the Mansion, preparing to make the
ultimate mess.
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"Okay...NOW!" Sakura yells to Kakashi.
"Okay!" Kakashi says, making hand signs.
"SUMMONING JUTSU!"
A dog pops up.
"Okay, chase all of those people to the trap, okay?"
"Okay, Boss!"
The dog goes over to the Red-and-Brown-and-Shrimp-Puff-Covered-teams.
"Oh no..." Tsunade mutters.
"What?"
"Look."
They all notice the dog and start to run, right into the trap.
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"HERE THEY COME!" Sasuke yells.
"SHUSH!"
"SORRY!"
"Okay...NOW!"
Sasuke and Sakura jump down, locking the teams into a big alley-way between houses.
"Uh-oh..."
All the teams get covered in hairspray.
"Is this, MY HAIRSPRAY?!" Ino shreeks.
"LETS MAKE A BREAK FOR THE END OF THE ALLEY!" Tsunade says, pointing toward the light
at the end.
"NOOOOOOOO! TSUNADE! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!" Azuma yells.
"SHUSH UP!"
Everyone makes a break toward the end, but gets flung back from the jumpsuit.
On the rooftop...
"What an interesting show..." Temari says, watching from a safe distance.
Back to the Chaos...
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
They get stuck to the handcuffs, curtesy of Kurenai.
"MY HANDCUFFS!" Kurenai yells.
"What were they for?" Azuma asks.
"Oh...n-nothing..." Kurenai says, blushing.
Everyone sweatdrops. Suddenly, Cotton Balls come raining down!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Then the potato chips!
"YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
Then dog food!
"YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!"
"KIBA!"
"Um...I mean...EWW GROSS!"
Then Sake!
"CHILDREN, DON'T DRINK THIS!"
Then Make-Up!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Then Bug Spray Sprays them from the walls!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Bugs surround them!
"SHINO! CONTROL THEM!"
"I-I-I CAN'T! THERES NO MANY!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
They get covered in bugs!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Team Sparkle-Sparkle-Shine-Shine cover the teams with some bandages.
"W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"WE WIN!" The team yells in unison.
They wrap them close together and push them down on a steep hill!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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2 hours later...now it's 5:00 P.M!
"WE WIN! WE WIN! WE WIN!" The team sings.
"FINE FINE! YOU WIN!" Tenten yells.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
"Oh! Hinata, heres your hairbrush!" Sakura says.
"T-Thanks?" Hinata says, confused.
"WHERE'S MY TEDDY BEAR?!" Gaara yells.
"Ah...those weren't my cotton balls! There right here! Thank goodness!" Shikamaru sighs.
Team Sparkle-Sparkle-Shine-Shine sweatdrops. If they didn't use the cotton balls, what was the
cotton from?
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In Memory of Gaara's Teddy Bear
?- April 27th 2007
Gaara will miss you dearly.
Everyone else doesn't care.
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Here's the next chappie! Sorry I didn't update yesterday, I was being lazy!
I CARE ABOUT GAARA'S TEDDY BEAR!!
-puts flower on Teddy Bears gravestone-
REVIEW AND SAY YOU CARE ABOUT GAARA'S TEDDY BEAR!
-Chibi Shino
