Oh no! GAARA! STOP!!!!
Oh by the way...25 hours left.
Oh and I'm in pain. Cha-chan-hyper hurt me.
I'm covered in dog bites.
T.T...ow...
XP
NOW I'M DEAD!
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"My-teddy-bear-is...GONE?!?!?" Gaara yells, on a rampage.
"COME ON GAARA! TURN THAT FROWN, UPSIDE DOWN!" Sasuke yells.
I kinda like being OOC... Sasuke thinks.
THATA BOY!
WAA?! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE INSIDE OF ME?!
I'M YOUR INNER SELF, STUPID!
OOC FOR YOUR INFORMATION!
OKAY FINE, OOC!
Soooooo...ARE YOU MY VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD?!
NO! YOU INNER SELF!
Inner...inner...THATS INSIDE OF ME, RIGHT?!
NOOO! I'M YOUR MAGICAL SPLEEN!
SPLEEN BUDDY!
Oh. My. God.
"WEEEEEEEEE! SPLEENY!" Sasuke says, outload and in front of Gaara.
"What? SPLEEN?!"
"I LOVE YOU SPLEENY!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
STOP TALKING!
NO!
YES! I'M YOUR...um...VOICE OF REASON!
YOUR MY SPEAKING SPLEEN OF REASON!?
YES! I MEAN, NO! I'M NOT YOUR-
I thought the spleen was useless...
USELESS?! WHY YOU LITTLE-!
Sasuke's spleen comes out.
"My-My-MY SPLEEN!!!"
Sasuke starts wobbiling around, dying.
"I SEE PRETTY PINK PONIES IN THE SKY, FLYING WITH THE BIRDS!" Sasuke says, in a
weird accent.
"HA! WHO'S USELESS NOW?!"
"Uh-oh...Sakura, can you fix him?" Kakashi asks, reading a new Icha-Icha Paradise.
"I'll try. I never had to do a spleen transplant before. I'm going to need your help Kakashi." Sakura replies.
"Okay."
Kakashi and Sakura walk over to Sasuke, who is on the ground twitching. Sakura grabs his spleen.
"Okay...LET'S BEGIN THE OPERATION!" (A/C Lol...Trama Center...)
Sakura puts Sasuke's spleen back in but it doesn't seem to be enough to heal him.
"KAKASHI!"
"AHH! WHAT?!"
"I NEED YOU TO USE LIGHTNING BLADE!"
"OKAY?"
Kakashi uses Lightning Blaze.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE BIRDS ARE BACK!" Itachi squeels. (A/C Remember when Sasuke tried to use it on Itachi? He's refering to that.)
Sakura grabs Kakashi's arm.
"W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"CLEAR!"
Sakura lightly presses the blade on Sasuke, causing him to twitch.
"CLEAR!"
Sakura does it again, causing Sasuke to wake up.
"I CAN BREATHE! THANK YOU SAKURA!"
"Your welcome?" Sakura says, creeped out.
"MWAHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke says, kissing Sakura, on the lips.
"U-U-Uhhhh.." Sakura says, not knowing what to say.
"Oh.My.God." Everyone else says.
"SHOES!" Shino adds.
"Huh?"
"Well...sorry. Someone had to do it."
"Point there..."
"LET'S GET SOME SHOES!" Sasuke says, dragging everyone off to the mall.
"Nice Shino. Nice." Kiba says.
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Everyone is at Konoha Mall. (A/C That's the only name I can think of...)
"OMG SHOES!" Sasuke says, running into the shoe store.
"Oy..."
"COME ON! GUYS!"
"Fine..."
Everyone else walks into the shoe store.
"THESE SHOES RULE! THESE SHOE SUCK!"
"SASUKE!"
"WHAT?!"
"DON'T SING!"
"FINE!"
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Sorry...short chappie...I'mnot feeling very well so I'm not sure when I'm going to update...
I got Naruto Clash of Ninja 2. Let me say this...
IT'S KICK ASS!
-holds a t-shirt-
Every reviewer who donates money for Gaara's teddy bear fund will get a
free Sasuke-loves-his-spleen T-Shirt!
-Chibi Shino