I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED!
I wasn't on the computer in a while...
The reason I was crying after I wrote the chapter was because I read a very depressing fanfiction
that had something like that.
Otherwise...I thought that was kinda funny...
ON WITH THE STORY!
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Everyone was silent.
"...sob..." Sasuke cried.
"What happened?" Sakura asked.
"I-hick-saw Sparkles..."
"WHAT?! FOR THE CHICKEN?!" Naruto shouted, making all the kids scared.
"Sasuke...cheer up! Sparkles would have wanted you to!"
"Yes...YOU RIGHT!"
"Good!"
"I WANNA PLAY SOME MORE!"
"Okay...no ones stoppin' ya!"
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Sasuke goes to this big, thingamagic that...AW HELL WITH IT!
3 hours later...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WANNA GO BACK! BACK!" Shino complains, getting
pulled by Sakura.
"SHINO! NO!"
"YES!"
"GUYS! HELP! HE'S PRETTY STRONG!"
Everyone pulls the reluctent Shino back to the house...at...8:00 P.M!
(A/C Lol...Shino's kinda OOC isn't he?)
"Whadda we do now?"
"How about...A DISTURBING BATTLE!" Ino yells.
"A what?"
"We get into the same teams we did during the pranks and we see who can do the most disturbing
things!"
"OKAY!"
The judges are...
Temari- She has nothing better to do.
Iruka- There was nothing on T.V.
Anko- She like being the judge of things!
If you forgot who the teams are...
Sparkle-Sparkle-Shine-Shine - Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi and Itachi.
Dunken' Drunkies- Guy, Rock, Neji, Tenten and Kisame.
Animal Buddies- Choji, Ino, Shikamaru, Kiba and Shino
Picked Last- Hinata, Asuma, Kurenai, Tsunade and Gaara.
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"Okay! Who's first?" Temari asks.
"SPARKLE-SPARKLE-SHINE-SHINE, PICK A MEMBER TO DO SOMETHING DISTURBING!"
Iruka shouts.
"I'LL GO!" Sasuke yells.
"WHAT?! DON'T DO IT SAS-" Sakura starts.
"Okay! HERE I GO!"
Just keep this tune in your head duh duh duh na na. Sasuke starts to strip tease.
"HOLY SHIT!" Temari shrieks.
"HOLY BEGIBIUS!" Iruka yells.
"HOLY COOKED WORMS!" Anko yells.
"GET THE STRAY BOTTLE!" Sakura yells.
Naruto hands Sakura the stray bottle.
"BAD SASUKE! BAD!"
Sasuke starts to rub the water onto himself.
"OH YES! OH YES!" He says.
"AHHHH!"
"Okay Judges, whats your vote?" Kakashi asks.
All the Judges hold up a sign that says 10.
"YAAAAY! A PERFECT 30!" Sasuke cheers, going back to his team, fully clothed.
"How are we going to top that?!" Tenten whispers to her team.
"I have an idea." Neji says.
"Go for it!"
"Okay...Dunkin' Drunkies, your next!" Iruka announces.
Neji comes up. He is holding a pink purse and is holding some lip gloss. He puts some on.
"Uhhhh.." Temari says.
"My lip gloss is poppin'. My lip gloss is cool." Neji says, with no immotion.
"DON'T SING THE NEXT LINE!" Anko yells.
"Then give us a 30."
The judges give the team a...29?!
"TEMARI!"
"What...it wasn't that...disturbing..."
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THE DISTURBING BATTLE COMMENCES!
Okay! -takes some of Gaara's hair-
"OWWWWWW!"
"Sorry Gaara!" -hugs-
"...what are you going to do with that?"
"You'll see!"
-puts hair in a cloning machine and 3 adorible chibi Gaara's come out-
"The top 3 reviewers with get a Chibi Gaara so..."
"PWESE WEVIEW!"
-Chibi Shino