Sorry for the wait... my sisters were on most of the time!

Now for the Chibi Gaara winners...

Since xFLYINGMONKEYSx called me the Einstein of fanfiction...thank you by the way...SOOO...

CHIBI GAARA'S FOR EVERYONE! -clones as many as needed-

EVERYONE TAKE ONE! Only one please!

ONE WITH THE STORY!

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"Neji...that was...so...wrong...and unlike you..." Tenten said as Neji went back to his team.

"...I just want to win...and I will will do ANYTHING to do so." Neji replied.

"Really...ANYTHING...?"

"Well...yeah!"

"Okay then! Listen to this..." Tenten said, whispering something in Neji's ear.

"Oooooooooooo...nice! Let's do that next!"

"Okay!"

"Okay! Animal Buddies, you're next!" Anko yelled.

"Okay!" Kiba yelled back.

"Are you ready Shino?" Ino asked.

"...yup."

"OKAY HERE WE COME!"

Ino and Shino go on to the stage. Yes, there was a stage.

"Okay, are you ready?" Temari asked.

"ALMOST!"

Ino turns into Sasuke.

"Huh?!"

Shino transforms into Neji.

"Okay...here goes..."

Shino-as-Neji starts making out with Ino-as-Sasuke.

(A/C Thanks xFLYINGMONKEYSx again! This is KINDA like her idea to make them make-out but..they're different people!)

"HOLY MOLY BATMAN!"

"Wow..."

The judges hold up as follows...

Temari-6

Iruka-10

Anko-8

"Thats a total of...24 POINTS?!"

"What...that was kinda hot..." Anko said.

"I agree." Temari agreed.

"Even though I was a victim, that was VERY HOT!" Sasuke yelled.

"So you...LIKED IT?!" Sakura said/yelled in disgust.

"Well...watching it...it was enjoyable...being part of it...FANTASTIC!"

"Oh...my...god..."

"DAMMIT! THAT WAS TENTEN'S IDEA!"

"Well SOOOORRRY!" Ino sarcastically apologized.

"OKAY! OKAY! Next is...PICKED LAST!"

"O-Okay...what should we d-do?" Hinata asked her team.

"I HAVE AN IDEA! COME ON GAARA!" Tsunade yelled.

"...oh crap." Gaara responded.

Tsunade and Gaara walk up onto the stage. Everyone is scared to see what happens next.

"Should we start?"

"Yes, Tsunade. Go ahead!"

Tsunade faces the very scared Gaara. Suddenly she grabs Gaara's head.

"W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOKAGE?!"

"THIS! I HAVE TO WIN!"

Tsunade stuffs Gaara's head down her shirt.

(A/C OO...)

"Oh...my...god..."

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF HERE! GET ME OUT!"

"HERE'S A 10! WE HAVE TO SAVE GAARA!"

Everyone yanks Gaara out from Tsunade's shirt and see's a shaking Gaara.

"..sob..." Gaara cried.

The team was tied with Sparkle-Sparkle-Shine-Shine!

"NOW WHAT?!"

"Were are going to have to have a disturb-off!"

"Oh GREAT! Sasuke, your on!"

Sasuke goes on the stage and drags Kakashi on, without him noticing.

"Hey Sasuke," Kakashi said, without looking up,

"What are you-" He stops, noticing that he's on the stage.

"Okay! Whenever you're ready!"

"Okay!" Sasuke took Kakashi's book.

"Wait! What are you-"

Sasuke shows whats in the book to everyone.

"...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"KAKASHI'S A PERRRRRVERRRRRT!" Sasuke sang.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The judges scream.

"YAY!" Sasuke sang...again.

"G-G-GIVE IT BACK!" Kakashi cried.

"Oops! I forgoted! HERE!"

"Phew!"

"OKAY! PICKED LAST, YOUR TURN!"

"I HAVE THIS ONE!" Tsunade yelled.

"Oh-no...not again..." Gaara cried, bracing himself.

"NOT YOU! Hinata! COMERE!"

"NOOOOOOO! NOT THE POOR INNOCENT YOUTH!" Guy shouted.

"I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!"

"Ohh..good."

Tsunade and Hinata walk on stage.

"W-W-What are we going to do?"

"Okay. I'm not sure if this will work, but do you still have you Byakugen lenses?"

"Yes! They helped me get used to the Byakugen! Now they're my good luck charm!" She said as she got them out of her bag.

(A/C If you don't get what she means, it's that she had contact lences that made her use the Byakugen without useing chakra!)

"Okay! Put them on this camera!"

"Okay?"

Hinata takes her lences and puts them on the camera.

"Okay! Hold on a second!"

Tsunade runs and leaves a very confused bunch.

"JYRAYA!"

Tsunade finds Jyraya.

"Hi there Tsunade!"

"COMERE!"

Tsunade drags him to the Hyyuga Mansion.

"Okay! Here he is!"

"Huh?"

"TAKE A PICTURE!"

"O-Oh...okay!"

Hinata puts the lens up to her eyes. Then here eyes grow as wide as her head.

"Oh...my...god..."

"Whats wrong?" Azuma asked.

Hinata takes the picture and quckly hands it to Tsunade.

"N-Nothing..."

"Okay! Now to get this picture developed!" Tsunade said, dragging Jyraya back to where he was.

After the picture was developed...

"I'M BACK!"

"Wow...that was fast..."

"YUP! HERE YA GO JUDGES!"

All the judges stare at the picture and their eyes grow as wide as Hinata's.

"Oh...my...god..."

"What?"

"Jyraya's full of...condoms.."

"UGHHHH!"

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If you don't know what condoms are, they are for safe-ummm...ICHA-ICHA PARADISE CONCEPT!

Check out my one-shot! It's called What Did You Call Me? starring Team 10!

"...sniff..."

Awwwww! Review and give Gaara a hug! He REALLY needs it!

"Yes...I REALLY need it..."

-hugs Gaara-

Oh! Who should win?

Sparkle-Sparkle-Shine-Shine or Picked Last?

Please Review! I need reviews!

Then you'll see who wins!

-Chibi Shino