Okay! Next chapter...UP!
To all you people who say that caps lock burns their eyes, sorry!
I'll use it less...
NOW ON-woops!
Now on with the story!
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"...Is Neji okay?" Naruto asked.
"I hope so...I'll put him in another room." Tenten says, picking Neji up, throwing him over her
shoulder and putting him in another room.
"Okay! Lets play tag!" Ino announced.
"Wag?"
"Yes Sasuke, tag."
"I want Sakuwa on my tweam!"
"NO! Sakura's om my team!" Itachi yelled, grabbing hold of Sakura.
"MINE!" Sasuke said, grabbing hold of Sakura's other arm.
"MINE!"
The 2 brothers are having a tug-a-war with Sakura in the middle.
"Such is my life..." She muttered, getting her arms yanked off.
"OKAY! I'm it!" Ino yelled.
"Okay!" Naruto said.
"Okay! START!" Kisame yelled.
"NINJA ART, MID POSSESTION JUTSU!"
Ino takes control of Naruto!
"Ha ha!"
"What was that?!"
"Gottcha Ino!"
"N-Naruto?! That means I'm-"
"Yes! YOU'RE A CLONE!"
"N-No! Rel-"
To late. The clone poofed away, taking Ino with it.
"..Naruto?"
"Yes Choji?"
"How is Ino going to get back?"
"Oh! She'll come back in...3...2...1..."
Ino poofs back,shaking wildly.
"INO! You're back!" Choji yelled.
"S-S-S-S-So...much...clogging..."
"Poor Ino...theres a doctor over there, if you want to see him." Kisame said.
Ino goes over to the doctor, but someone is already there.
"...and then he posted it on youtube..."
"Is se- Mister. Rock Lee, your time is up! Heres a funnel for your youthfulness."
The doctor puts the funnel in his mouth and puts something glowing inside of it.
"..YOSH! My youthfulness is back!"
"Yes! NEXT!"
Ino goes to talk to the doctor and is recovering from Super Toilet.
"Thats good..what to we do about Sasuke?" Sakura asked, glacing at the growing-cuter-by-the-
moment Sasuke.
"WES! What abowt me?"
"Let me try this...I saw it on T.V once..." Naruto said, trying to remember what they did on T.V.
"Don't strain yourself..." Shikamaru told him.
"Thanks-HEY!"
"..smirk..."
"Guys! Guys!" Ino yelled.
"WHAT?!"
"Let Naruto do what he was going to."
"Thank you."
"Welcomes!"
"Okay..here goes!"
Right when Neji thought it was a good time to wake up, he see Naruto yell...
"POKE THE BELLY!"
Neji stares at the scene for a second, the realizes it's never going to happen.
"Hmph! It will never wo-"
"I'm not chibi anymore! YAAAAAYZ!"
"No-way. At least he didn't say-"
"I love you Naruto!"
"Well...at least he didn't respond-"
"I love you to Sasuke!"
"At least they didn't-"
Sasuke and Naruto start to run to each other.
"NO! I will not allow this!"
Neji goes in between Naruto and Sasuke. He is holding both of their heads and pushes them away.
"Do.not.touch.in.front.of.me."
"Hee hee!"
"Why are you giggling Uchiha?!"
"YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!"
"Whaaaat?!"
"Thats right!"
"No way! It's Cashin Hooker!"
(A/C. No offence to any Ashton Kutcher fans out there...)
"Yes. NEJI HYUGA, YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!"
Neji grabs Cashin's collar and pulls him face inches in front of his.
"Who.set.me.up.for.this."
"Whistle...whistle...whistle..."
Neji turns around to see Shino whistling.
"Shino!"
"Hm? What?! NO! I'm practicing my whistiling! I SWARE!"
"Who did it then?"
Shino points to...
"Hinata?! It was YOU?!"
"Hee hee...y-y-yes!"
"You.are.dead."
"Uh-oh..."
"64 palms!" Neji yelled but something odd happened...
"N-N-N-Neij?!"
Neji's hand was right on HInata's femine part...
"Oh.my.god..." Sakura said, seeing this scene.
"Hee hee! NEJI'S a PERVERT!" Sasuke yelled.
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-shakes head- Neji Neji Neji...
Was that a better amount of caps lock?
-grabs Sasuke-
Review and me MAY turn chibi again!
-Chibi Shino