Hee hee! I'm back!
This is only couples thing I'm going to do untill the end...
Uh-oh...whats going to happen to neji?
READ AND FIND OUT!
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"...I'm gonna need a lawyer..." Neji said, noticing whats happening.
"...a VERY good lawyer..." Tenten added.
"I'M ON IT!"
"Oh my gosh! IT'S CINCINATTI WRIGHT!"
(A/C Phoenix Wright...ace attorney...ON THE CASE! Well...Cincinatti Wright...)
"OBJECTION!"
"YAAAYZ! My hero!" Neji squealed with pleasure, and hearts coming out from him.
"N-N-Neji?!" Tenten said, shocked.
"My client, Neji, has done NOTHING wrong!"
"He's touching his cousin inappropriately!"
"But it's his attack!"
"HINATA?! NEJI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"..father..."
Lord Hiashi came on the scene to see the member of the Cadet branch INAPPROPRIATELY
touching the heir to the main branch.
"..has something been going on between you without me noticing?!"
"N-NO!"
"Then whats this?!" Hiashi sayid, pointing to the weirdness.
"...an attack gone wrong..."
"ON HER BREAST?!"
"Okay! Enough! Disturbed!" Naruto said, grabbing Hinata.
"N-N-N-Naruto...?"
"MINE!"
"Oh HELL no!" Hiashi said, grabbing Hinata back.
"She's not yours!"
"MINE!" Naruto said, grabbing Hinata back.
"NO!"
For the sake of all the readers who don't like caps lock, I'm going to skip ahead!
"Order in the court!" Sakura called, being the judge.
Cincinatti stands up.
"My client, Neji is in-"
"NOT GUILTY!"
"YAAAYZ!"
"Cincinatti, your good!" Naruto told him, leaving the court.
"What can I say?"
"I know! BUH-BYE!"
"Huh?"
Cincinatti poofs away. There was no more use for him.
"Lets go back home!"
"OKAY!"
They are back home at...10:00 P.M!
"What do we do no-"
"WAAAAY! I'm a whibi agwain!" Sasuke cheered.
"Wow! All the boys are chibi's!" Sakura said.
She was right! Shino, Sasuke, Choji, Shikamaru, Azuma, Kiba, Naruto, Itachi, Rock, Master Guy and Kakashi were all chibi's!
"Weee! This is gonna be FUN!" Ino said, staring to Shikamaru.
"How t-AHHHHHHHH!" Shikamaru started, then stopped.
Temari was flying on her fan and she grabbed Shikamaru by the collar! She got him!
"HA HA! You're mine now Nara!"
"AHHHH!"
Temari and Shikamaru fly away...going to do something that would change the Rating of the fic.
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"Grrr...HE'S MINE! MIND POSSESTION JUTSU!" Ino screamed, hitting a , girl, bird instead.
Choji was flying through the air.
"Hey Ino..."
"Hey Choji..."
Choji picks Ino's body up and they both fly away...going to do the same thing asTemari and Shikamaru.
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"I want some wuv!" Sasuke said, crying.
"..dammit...why must my weakness be chibi's? WHY?!" Sakura yelled to the sky.
"Sakuwa?"
"Listen Sasuke, I'm not going to do what try're going to do but-"
"SAKUWA!"
Chibi Sasuke glomps Sakura.
"NO WINE!"
"Huh?!"
Chibi Itachi glomps Sakura.
"WINE!"
"Wine!"
"WINE!"
"Wine!"
"WAKE!"
"Waaah?!"
Sakura, holding the tiny chibi's in her arms, see's Chibi Kakashi standing there.
"Sowwy...I thought we were naming acuwole pwoducts..."
"WEEEEEEE! KAKASHI!"
Anko grabs Chibi Kakasi.
"Your so cute!"
"So I herwd..so I herwd..."
Anko goes on the couch and starts to cuddle with Chibi Kakashi.
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"WUY SEWENSI"
"WEE!"
The two, ADORIBLE, chibi's were hugging at the ever famous sunset scene. They were doing this over and over again...
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"Why hello Azuma..." Kurenai said.
"Why hewo Kuwinei..." Chibi Azuma replied.
Kurenai whips out the handcuffs.
"Kuwinei? What awre the handcwuffs fowa?"
"Hee hee..."
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"Wenwen? Where are wooou?"
"BOO!"
"AHH! Hee hee! WOP! WOP!"
Tenten came out from a corner and started tickling the tiny chibi.
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"H-H-H-Hello N-Naruto..."
"Why hewo Hinata!"
Hinata grabs Chibi Naruto and goes on the couch to cuddle like Anko.
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Shino, Kisame and Kiba stand in the corner, getting no love...
"Noboby wuvs Shino..." Shino said, crying.
"I know what we should wo!"
"Wes Kiba?"
"WETS DANCE!"
The song 'Milkshake' by Kelis, WHICH I DON'T OWN, comes on.
"Shino WUVS this sowng!"
The 3 chibis start to shimmy to it. Suddenly the door comes crashing open...
"IT'S NOT A WHIBI PAWTY WITOUT OWOTIMARU!"
"AND KABWTO!"
The 5 chibis now dance to the song.
"WEEE!"
The music stops and Orochimaru and Kabuto leave.
"BWE BWE!"
"..noboby wuvs us..." The 3 unloved chibi's cried.
This happen's for the next...hour then it's...11:00 PM! The boys aren't chibi's anymore, Temari, Shikamaru, Choji and Ino came back.
"What were you guys doing?" Sakura asked, still being fought over by Itachi and Sasuke.
"...having fun." They all replied.
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Hee hee! This chappie was really fun!
I could picture this happening!
If you were wondering, they were the size of babies...
-takes out cookies-
You get a cookie if you review!
-Chibi Shino