YAAAAAAYZ! I'm updating!
Anyone miss me?!
Since people want me to do more chappies then...
MORE CHAPPIES THERE WILL BE!
YAY! -confetti sprays everywhere-
To clear up confusion before it starts, Temari's calling everyone by there codenames.
Sakura isn't...
To see who the winner is, read on ahead...
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"Yaaaawn...I'm going to bed..." Shikamaru sighed.
"Okay! NIGHTY-NIGHT!" Temari said, kissing him on his FACE cheek.
"Hnn..."
Shikamaru yawns again, then leaves to go to sleep.
"Okay, guys. He's going to sleep. What are your postions?" Temari said into a walkie-talkie.
"Right near Shikamaru's door Temari."
"Okay, Flower Tree. OOCemo, where is you location?"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"OOCEMO! WAKE UP!"
"W-Wa? Sowwy Shika-fangirl...I was asweep..." (A/C Do ya get it? She's Shikamaru's FANGIRL but she also is a real FANgirl! Ha ha!)
"Jeez...whats your loca-"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"WAKE UP!"
"WAAAA!"
"Nice work, Temari! You made him cry!"
"Well SOOOORRY Flower Tree."
"Shush, Sasuke!"
"...sniff...sowwy...I'm in Shika's bedroom!"
"Ummmm..."
"WTF?! Why?!"
"..cause..."
"GET OUT OF-"
"H-H-He's cowing! What do wi do?! WHAT DO WI DO?!"
"Go into the closet Sasuke! Wait! Your still chib-"
"POKE THE BELLY!"
"WA!"
"Ramenfreak?! What are you doing?!"
"Getting Sasuke anti-chibi!"
"Ugh! Nevermind! Hurry! Get in the closet!"
"Whaaa?! With him?!"
"Come on dilldilly on Naruto!"
Sasuke and Naruto hide in the,very tight,closet.
"..this is so wrong."
"Even though I'm OOC, I still agree with you!"
"OOCemo! The plan!"
"Oh! Right! Woops!"
Sasuke drops the remote, in the dark closet, which is the key to the plan.
"TEME!"
"Oopsie daisy!"
"What did Sasuke do now?"
"He dropped the remote!"
"OOCEMO! TELL ME IT ISN'T SO!"
"I can't find it!"
"NOO! It's ruined! RUINED!"
"TEME! YOU IDIOT!"
"..stop yelling at me!"
"IDIOT!"
"HEY! I FOUND IT!"
"NO YOU DIDN'T!"
"YES I DID!"
"NO YOU DIDN'T!"
"YES I DID! It's right here!"
"I don't believe-"
"THAT'S IT! I'll prove to you that it is!
"Sasuke! Hurry! Press the-"
CRUNCH!
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"WA!" Shikamaru wakes up.
"...I thought I heard a crunch...oh well"
Shikamaru goes back to a dreamless sleep.
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"..OOCemo...what was that?"
"It wasn't the remote! What are you talking about?!"
"Then what was it?"
"...Naruto's neck."
"SASUKE!"
"He wouldn't stop yelling at me!"
"Nevermind! Press the button!"
"Okay here I go!"
Sasuke slowly presses the button down...
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"I love my teddy and my teddy loves me!" Gaara sang, swinging his teddy bear around.
Ino and Kiba where hiding behind the door of Gaara's room.
"...this is so wrong...Ino! Did you get Kankuro back?" Kiba asked.
"Yes! He's at the window!"
Kankuro is shown outside Gaara's window, but he is to enthrawled with his teddy to notice.
"Is he ready?"
"I'll check!"
Ino makes weird signs to Kankuro. Kankuro nods his head.
"He's ready!"
"Tell him to start!"
Ino makes a weird sign that means start. Kankuro uses his chakra strings to control the teddy bear.
"Teddy! Your alive!"
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"Whats taking so long to press the button OOCemo?!"
"I'M PRESSING IT SLOWLY FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT!"
"Press it now Sasuke!"
"FINE!"
Sasuke presses the button down and Shikamaru's sleeping bag, with him in it, gets thrown onto the roof.
"Ho.ly.Crap." Shikamaru breathed, not expecting to be thrown 100 ft.
"Do you wish for more terror?" Temari asked Shikamaru, who was also on the roof.
"No! No more!"
"Very well then...more it is!"
"NOOO!"
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Hinata was walking through the hallways, trying to find everyone else.
"H-Hello?"
SILENCE
"I-Is anyone here?"
MORE SILENCE
"I can solve this." Hinata said lazily.
Hinata does a weird hand sign, the one that activated the curse mark.
"AHHHH!"
"Neji! You gave away our location!"
"Well SOOOORRY Tenten! I'm sorry I can't stop SCREAMING in pain when a curse mark is activated!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THE BIG DEAL?!"
"You haven't felt this kind of pain!"
"You think so?!"
"Ya I think so!"
"Sorry to break up this little argument but..." Hinata said, poofing behind them.
"Uh-oh..."
"W-WHAT THE F-F-HELL WERE YOU G-GOING T-T-TO DO?!"
Tenten and Neji hide something behind their backs.
"Nothing..."
"Then what was that?"
"..."
"S-S-SHOW ME!"
"Fine.."
They show Hinata whats behind their backs.
"N-No way..."
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"Hi Gaara!"
"Hi Teddy!"
"I'm going to sing the Barney song to you to expess my feelings to you!"
"Okay!"
" I love you!
You love me!
Were a-"
BOOM!
"Woops..."
"...what did Kankuro do?" Kiba asked Ino, who was the one providing the voice to the teddy bear and was looking into the room.
Ino took off her non-existent hat and put it over her heart.
"...Teddy is no more..."
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"AHHHH! P-P-PLEASE ST-HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!"
Temari and Shikamaru where on the rooftop, so no one could hear...
"TEMARI! STOP TICKLING M-HA HAAAAAAA!"
"Who knew you're this ticklish?"
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"We wanted it to be a suprise..."
"Aww...guys!"
Hinata hugs Tenten and Neji because behind their backs was a BIG present.
"Well..."
"Come on! Open it! OPEN IT!" Tenten urged.
"Okay!"
As Hinata starts to open the present, Tenten and Neji stare at each other, smirking evily as if hiding something...
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"M-M-My teddy!"
Kankuro blew his teddy up accidentally by using to much chakra on the strings, causing it to blow up. Gaara notices the strings.
"These strings...KANKUROOOOOOOO!"
"Hee hee..." Kankuro giggled as Gaara's shadow creeps over him...
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"P-P-PLEASE ST-HA HAAAAA!"
Shikamaru waves a random white flag out of nowhere. Temari picks up the walkie-talkie.
"Good job team! Mission...COMPLETE!"
"YAAAAAY!"
"Way to go Temari!" (A/C Sakura didn't do anything...just like the Ol' Gennin days! Lol!)
"Ugh...what..happened to me?"
"Sasuke broke your neck."
"WAAAA?! Teme! Is that tr-"
WHACK!
"...OOCemo?"
"Tee hee!"
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"You got me a...Jack-in-a-box?"
"Yes! Try it out! Come on!"
Neji sounds a little anxious... Hinata thought.
"Well..here I go!"
Hinata starts spining the jack-in-a-box handle.
"La la la la-AAAAAHHHH!"
Hinata gets hit by the jack-in-a-box because.
"POP GOES THE FISHIE!" Kisame sang.
"Ha ha! We totally got her!" Tenten laughed.
"G-Guys..."
"Yes-ha-Hinata?" Neji asked, laughing through words.
"...I-I-I HATE YOU!"
Hinata keeps activating the curse mark on Neji's head.
"OWWWWWWWW! AHHHH!"
"Take...THIS! And...THIS!"
:Why don't you hurt Tenten?! She was helping!"
"Well SHE doesn't have a MARK now does she?!"
"Damn you Tenten!"
"Hinata's evil OOC...mmmmmhmm..." Tenten said, nodding her head and agreeing with herself.
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"My.teddy.bear.is.GONE!"
"I-I'll get you another one! I SWARE!"
"Oh you better..."
At Build-a-Buddy Playhouse...
"Weeee! Thank you Kankuro!"
"Your welcome Gaara!"
Now leave me the hell alone... He added in his head.
"I'll call you..." Gaara said as he typed something onto the computer.
"What'd ya call him?"
"...Sir William Francisco Cook Pablo Dane Steinburg the III!"
"Wow...we better go back..."
"Okay!"
Gaara and Kankuro come home to see everyone asleep.
"Well..I'm going to hit the hay! Night Gaara!"
"Night Kankuro!"
Kankuro goes into his room and goes to sleep. Gaara turns to everyone, his eyes glowing red.
"It is time!"
Everyone gets out of their sleeping bags, slowly creeping towards Kankuro's room...
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Hee hee! I made a long chappie!
Yah..it's about...4:30 in the morning so they had to sneek into Build-a-Buddy Playhouse...
The only reason I did 'Pop goes the fishie' instead of 'Pop goes the weasel' is because people do that a lot...
...and Kisame hasn't popped up in a while...ha ha..literally..
If you didn't notice..the new name of Gaara's teddy bear has comedian's names in it!
Pablo Francisco and Dane Cook!
The other names...I just felt like adding the other names...lol...
What will happen to Kankuro? Read and find out!
How many more chappies do you want me to do?
Write it in the review!
Hey! I rhymed!
Well...I got to go! Guess it's time!
-Chibi Shino