Here's a chappie for Chibi Toushirou Hitsugaya! (s.p:P)
If I get your personality wrong...I'm sorry!
It's a bonus chappie!
The results for the couples and format are at the end!
Please enjoy!
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Rachel (me) and Samantha (C.T.H) where lazing around near the team gai traning grounds.
"Hey...isn't that Neji?" Rachel points to fate-boy.
"Sun of a gun! It is!" Sam replies.
"Hmmm...I'm going to slee-"
"YOUTH!"
"...groan...f you Lee!"
Lee walks over.
"Who are you?"
"...Rachel..."
"Samatha."
"Pleasure! Youth! Well..I'm off to train!"
Lee runs away.
"Great...now time to-"
"Let's prank Neji!"
"...fine...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"DANGIT! WAKE UP!"
"Wa?! Oh! Okay!"
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Rachel and Sam are watching team gai train from a bush.
"Take this!"
Tenten throws kunais at a target, which it perfecly of course.
"Wow...cool!" Rachel exclaims.
"Yah!"
Neji uses rotation on Lee.
"OOOOOOO...ow."
"Lee, give up. Your no match for me." Neji growls evily.
"Zzzzzzzz..."
"GOD DARNIT WOMAN WAKE UP!" Sam yells, slapping Rachel.
"...ow.." Rachel crys.
"Watch!"
"..fine."
Rachel and Sam watch.
"Well! I'm off to my date!" Tenten declares loudly.
Neji stares at her questionly.
"With who?"
"You probably know him..."
"Who?" He asks more demanding this time.
"After that soda, I'm pumped WOO! Anyways...I wonder who it is."
"Yah! Let's listen!"
"We already were, Sam."
"I know! Let's listen again!"
"Umm...it's-" Tenten starts.
"GET ON WITH IT AL-" Rachel starts, then get stopped by Sam, who's hands covering her mouth.
"Shut up Rachel!"
"I'm sorry..." Rachel muffles through her hand.
"I had no idea where that came from but I'm going out with Sasuke."
Neji's jaw dropped. Sam's jaw dropped. Rachel jaw couldn't drop so her eye just grew big.
"..Uchiha?"
"Yep! Well, BYE!"
Tenten leaves. Rachel's glasses shine like Kabuto.
"Sam, now's a great time to annoy him!"
"Okay! Come with-"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"Sugar crash...tipical."
Sam goes to bother Neji by herself.
"Hi Neji!"
"...hn."
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"?"
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"Neji! You're squishy!"
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"Cut it out."
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"Not intill you go get the girl!"
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"..."
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"He he! This is fun!"
POKE
"FINE! FINE! I'LL GET THE DAMN GIRL! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Neji stomps away and Sam smirks.
"Mission...complete!"
"HUH?! REALLY! YOU MADE LEE ASK GAARA OUT?!"
"Huh? Rachel? What are you talking about...and when did you wake up?"
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"Hi Sasuke!" Tenten greets at the movie theater.
"Hn."
"Could ya say ANYTHING else?"
"Aa."
"Whatever...let's go! The Notebook's gonna start soon!"
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"The notebook? THE NOTEBOOK?!" Rachel yells.
"What's wrong with The notebook?" Sam asks.
"That came out YEARS ago! What's it doing in thearters?!"
"I have no idea."
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"Sniff..." Tenten crys, watching the movie.
Neji watches from afar.
"Dangit...how do I get her back! The Uchiha boys going to make a move any second!" Neji thinks outloud.
Neji was wrong. Sasuke went to sleep.
"Sasuke, do you like the movie?" Tenten asked, turning to Sasuke.
No reply came, for he was asleep.
"Sasuke?"
She looks at his popcorn.
"More popcorn for me then!"
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"What is this movie about?" Rachel asked, staring at the screen.
Sam didn't answer. She was staring at what was happening below.
"Come on Neji! COME ON!" She growled.
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"Okay...here I go!" Neji mumbled to himself.
Neji threw Sasuke across the thearter.
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Sam and Rachel's faces looked something like this, O.O.
"H-H-He threw Sasuke! And look! He's sitting next to Tenten!" Rachel said.
"I'm going to get a closer look!" Sam said, jumping down.
"Okay S-HOLY SHIT!"
Rachel got crushed by Sasuke's sleeping body.
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Sam snuck up behind the prodigy and the blissfully unaware date, crouching under the seats.
"You awake yet Sas-NEJI?!"
"Hn."
"What are you doing here?! Where's Sasuke?!"
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"Oww..." Rachel moaned under the weight of Sasuke.
Sasuke woke up.
"..hn."
"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!"
"?!" Sasuke got off of Rachel.
"An apology will be gladly accepted."
"...hn."
"Hn?"
"Hn."
"Hn."
"HN?"
"Hn!"
"I'm done."Sasuke mumbled, losing the hn battle.
"SUCCESS! You have to do what I want now!"
"I never agreed to th-"
Rachel slapped a hand over his mouth. Fire was in her eyes.
"Do it. NOW."
"..hn."
"FIRST! I want you to make the two peoples down there kiss."
"I OBJEC-"
"SHUT UP, OROCHIMARU LOVER! Secondly, you have to confess your undenying love for Sakura to her."
"What?!"
"Do.It." Rachel growled.
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"Dammit! No action!" Sam whispered to herself angerly.
Suddenly, Sasuke and Rachel popped up.
"Sasuke? Rachel? What are you doing here?"
"I dared Sasuke to do something."
"No. She force me to do some-"
Rachel glared at Sasuke angerly.
"Fine. She DARED me."
"Yes. Now..DO IT!"
Sasuke crawled below the seats. He burned Neji's foot, causing him to jump.
"Sasuke! What would that d-" Rachel started.
Neji jumped so high, when he fell back into his seat, he leaned forward and kissed Tenten.
"..what the hell just happened?" Rachel asked.
"I have no idea." Sam could only stare in wonder as Neji and Tenten made out.
Rachel covered her eyes. (A/C: I can't stand seeing people kiss!)
"Sasuke! Part 2!"
"...hn."
Sasuke poofed away.
"Rachel, what did you make him do?"
"You'll see. WHEN WILL THEY STOP?!"
"Sigh...I hope this will go on for a LONG time."
Sasuke popped back...with Sakura? AND THEY WERE KISSING?!
"WAAAAA!" Rachel swooned watching her favorie couple kiss.
"I thought you couldn't stand kissing!" Sam remarked.
"Heh heh...not with my favorite couple!"
Let's see. After that, Rachel claimed Shino as her's and Sam watched over Neji and Tenten.
Shino wasn't too happy. The matchmaking pair, Rachel and Sam, paired Naruto and Hinata
together as well. They couldn't do anything to Shikamaru because Ino and Temari fought
over him. And they lived happly ever after!
The En-
"HOLD UP!"
"..what Sam?"
"You forgot one TINSY detail!"
"Oh yes! The couples for the next story! Thank you Sam!"
"Welcomes!"
"Okay, they are listed as..." Holds up paper.
"Sasuke and Sakura...YES! THANK YOU PEOPLES!
Naruto and Hinata...sorry to all the Kiba and Hinata fans!
Neji and Tenten...as expected.
And...
Shikamaru and Temari...sorry to all the Ino fans!
And the format is...A TIE?!
PEOPLES, VOTE ON THE FORMATS!
My old format, meaning this one.
Or my new format, meaning the one in Shika's Winter Coat.
Kay! Review! PLEASE!"
End Bonus Chappie.