Mdog: Welcome back my anime lovin' worshipers!

Itachi: …O…kay…

Mdog: Any who, on with fic!

Itachi: Mdog does not own Naruto or it's characters.

10 minutes later

"Well, well," Itachi mockingly smirked. "It's seem my team has captured you. Now, to our humble abode."

"You live in a fing cave!" Maddie yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Itachi yelled back.

The humble abode

( Maddie: It's a cave damn it! Itachi: Shut up!)

"Okay, Itachi yawned, "I'm going to bed. Do what ever you want with the girls."

Kisame grabbed Mdog by the collar, Sasori hesently picked up Freeglader ( bridle style), Deidara dragged away a panicking Shad, Raven was walking after Zetzu, only to be tripped as she went into his room. And finally Maddie snuck into Itachi's room.

Kisame's Room

"You, girl," Kisame grunted.

"Hn?" Mdog sluggishly muttered.

Kisame's dark orbs softened as he gently picked up Mdog and laid her down on the futon.

5 minutes later

SNORE

"Oh hell no," Kisame sighed.

He ever so slowly turned to a snoring Mdog. Walking over to Mdog, he struck a wine cork into Mdog's mouth only to backfire at him at his forehead. Returning to his bed in defeat, he covered his face with a pillow and tried to get some sleep.

Sasori's Room

"So, uh…" Sasori stuttered. "W-well…I'm not sure where you'll sleep so…you can stay on my bed.

"Are you sure?" Freeglader asked. "You sure I can't-"

"Just sleep on the friggin' bed!" Sasori screeched.

"Fine!" Freeglader shouted back.

And with that, Freeglader laid down on the bed, her back facing Sasori. Sasori sighed and laid down on a futon.

'Yay! I'm on Sasori's bed!' Freeglader rejoiced in her head. 'I'M ON SASORI'S BED! I am the luckiest fangirl in the WORLD!'

Deidara's Room

NOOOO! Shad screamed. ANYTHING but THAT!

Deidara was grinning like a madman while approaching Shad with a …PINK BUNNY SUIT!

"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Cackled Deidara. "This is your punishment for making me miss my hair appointment! Any last words?"

"Yeah, answered Shad. "See ya!" And with that she bolted out the door.

5 minutes later

"I.AM.GOING.TO.KILL.YOU." Shad gritted through her teeth.

"Hn. Whatever," Deidara chirped. "My revenge is complete…for now."

Low and behold in all of it's cotton candy colored, sugary pink goodness, droopy long rabbit ears block Shad's eyes as she tries to glare daggers at Deidara. Puffy white paws and back paws are bound together with rope to prevent poor Shad from hurting a triumphant Deidara.

"Good night Miss Huggles," Deidara sweetly called.

"I hate you," Shad seethed.

"I love you too," Deidara said calling out while closing his eyes.

Zetzu's Room

"You," Zetzu barked. "Sleep here."

Zetzu pointed to a futon on the ground.

"I do have a name you know, "Raven pouted.

Zetzu blinked slowly.

"I don't care," Zetzu replied.

Without any more arguments both Zetzu and Raven went to sleep.

Itachi's Room

( Itachi: It's about time! Mdog: Shut up!)

Ah yes. The mighty Itachi was deeply sleeping giving Maddie the advantage to take over him.( Not like that you pervs)

Lights flip on

"DAMN IT ITACHI!" Maddie screeched.

"WHAT!" Itachi screamed.

"Do you want me to fall and die!" Maddie shouted. "No wonder you're brother wants you dead!"

"…whatever," Itachi coolly said.

"Don't use that tone of voice with me old man!" Maddie argued.

"I'm not an old- what are you doing?"

Maddie was trying to smoothen out his wrinkles, which failed to work.

"Hn." Maddie groaned. "Mabye I can find some pins to hold your face together."

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Itachi screamed.

"Geeze," Maddie sighed, "what a prick. Even I'm not that paranoid." "You know Itachi I have a good friend that can give you a biotoxion."

"Shut up," a pissed Itachi grumbled.

"And while were on that subject," Maddie continued, " I also have a friend who is an eye doctor and he could hook you up with lazer eye surgeon and-"

"SHUT UP!" Itachi hollered.

Itachi swung his hand at Maddie but luckily she ducked and-

CHOMP

"IT BIT ME!" Itachi screamed bloody murder.

"SHUT THE F UP!" Mdog and Kisame roared.

Hairstyles ruffled, eyes bloodshot, and veins about to pop, Mdog and Kisame demanded silence. Itachi and Maddie had faces like this: o.0 then laid down on the futons while Mdog turned off the lights, and Kisame slammed the door shut.

Mdog: Well that's the end of the third chapter. Don't worry the fourth is on its way!

Itachi: Don't forget to read and review!

Mdog and Itachi: See ya!