Mdog: Sorry for the long wait folks. My computer mouse was broken and I couldn't do anything on the computer.
Itachi: Don't forget to mention that your cable for the TV was out too.
Mdog:…yeah…and it still is.
Itachi: gasp! Shame on you!
Mdog: Oh, shut up. Enjoy chapter 4!
In the morning
Maddie snuck out of Itachi's room and into Kisame's. Maddie ever so slowly approached a sleeping Mdog and tapped her until Mdog lunged for Maddie's throat gripping it tightly.
"It. Better. Be. GOOD." Mdog stressed out.
"Food…" Maddie gasped out .
The hand slid away and Mdog's body made it's way to the bathroom. With a flush, rinse, brush and another rinse Mdog was slinking away from the bathroom. Mdog and Maddie made their way to Freeglader, and Raven only to see Shad waiting in the kitchen.
"Let's eat!" Shad cheered.
Everyone but Mdog splurged around finding food to eat. Mdog had grabbed eggs, milk, flour, sugar, cinnamon, bacon, and some other things. ( I can really cook if u didn't know)
" Hey Mdog," Maddie chirped, whatcha making?
Mdog just glared in response and continued cooking. Shad was half way done with her BBQ chips, Elizabeth gnawing on one of her ten Cadbury chocolate eggs, Freeglader nibbling on a chocolate- covered strawberries with the bowl by her side, Maddie going all the way with chocolate ice cream and a mountain full of shrimp cocktail, and Mdog was finished with breakfast for her self and six people.
"What the hell are you doing?" Itachi glared.
"H-How long have you guys been standing there?" Maddie questioned.
"Long enough." Itachi groaned.
"Hey!" Deidara shouted. "You're eating my shrimp cocktails!"
"What shrimp cocktails?" Maddie said as she stuffed the rest of the shrimp cocktails into her mouth.
The rest of the girls were whipping off crumbs, licking off traces of chocolate, stuffing certain chocolate eggs and Mdog was finishing up the table.
"AHH!" Maddie screamed. " HELP! HELP!"
"GET BACK HERE!" Deidara roared.
" NEVER!" Cried Maddie.
Deidara pounded his fists on his chest like bongo drums and lunged after his target. ( Mdog: That would be Maddie.)
WHUMP
"I hope you like pink", Deidara started. "Because-"
"I don't care about pink," Maddie said.
"Oh, really? Okay then, how about a day with Kabuto?"
Maddie's left started to twitch uncontrollably with anger and fear.
"I think you broke her," Shad said in between munches.
"BREAKFAST!" Mdog roared.
The Akatsuki dashed over to the dinning room table. Their eyes were widened and mouths dropped to the floor with drool. On a large mahogany table was stacked and mounted with tons of food. Pancakes, biscuits, pastries, bacon, sausage, eggs; what ever breakfast food you wanted it was there.
"Well, Mdog said grabbing a plate, are you going to eat or stand there gawking?"
And then, faster than Dick Chaney can shot his friend in the face, the Akatsuki had pilled food on their plates and already at the table.
1 hour later…
BURP! Itachi went. "Excuse me."
"Ahh…" Deidara sighed. "That hit the spot."
"Yeah…" Kisame sighed. "I agree. Thanks for the meal Mdog."
"No problem," Mdog replied. "I got lunch and dinner covered too."
"Yes.Yes. That's very good." Itachi groaned. "But have you forgotten already?"
Everyone except Itachi went like this; ?
Sigh "We're supposed to teach the girls how to do some basic training techniques!"
The Akatsuki just nodded in response.
"Okay then," Itachi said wiping crumbs off his face, "to the woods!"
Woods/Forest
"Line up nebbies," Itachi instructed while puffing up his chest. "By the end of this training session, all of you will have some basic knowledge about the ninja techniques and your own special ability. Any questions?"
"I have a question!" Cried Maddie. "I HAVE A QUESTION!"
SIGH "What is it Maddie?"
"I- forgot what I was going to say," Maddie grinned.
"Whatever," Itachi groaned. "Let's just get the training started."
Basic Training Part 1
"Okay," Sasori said. "Let's start with one of the basic techniques; starting with chakra concentration. Now, I want all of you to climb up this tree but with no hands." Raven went first only to knock herself unconscious.
"So," Maddie sighed. "What else you got?
Basic Training Part 2
'This will be fun.' Kisame thought to him self. "Let's try water walking."
"Fine," Mdog grumbled. " But I don't think this is going to end well."
Mdog perfected the hand signs, but when she stepped on the water, she fell five seconds later.
"NEXT!" Mdog & Maddie shouted.
Basic T raining Part 3
"This is the simplest jutsu in the book." Itachi glared. "You better get it right. Now watch me.
Poof ( I'm to lazy to type the jutsu's P)
When the smoke cleared, Itachi had a triple D bust, curvy feminine hips, and the same jackass look on his face.
" HOT DAMN!" The rest of the Akatsuki cried.
"Hmph," Deidara pouted. "He's not that cute."
" Itachi isn't cute, Kisame drooled, "he's f---ing gorgeous!"
"Anyway," Itachi said rolling his eyes, " just attempt the jutsu."
POOF
POOF
POOF
POOF
"Oh God, Shad cried. "I look like a slut from Hooters!"
" Ugh." Mdog growled in disgust. " As do I."
" Holy s—t!" Maddie screamed. "I almost look like Tsunade!"(Mdog : minus the glasses of course)
As for Freeglader she decided to remain silent until the jutsu ran out.
"NEXT!" The girls screamed at the Akatsuki.
Oh, great. It was coming and the girls knew. A girl so stupid that she mocked the famous Uchiha without thinking of the consiques.
POOF
Shad looked exactly like Itachi except she didn't have the lines on her face. Had more of a bigger bust size than Tsunade's (that's saying something) and more of a seductive waist line than Itachi.
"Can I do your hair!" Deidara shouted to Shad.
"Yay!" Shad screamed. "Dei wants to do my hair!"
"That," Mdog groaned. "Didn't sound right."
Yep. Everyone agreed with Mdog. Not at all.
Itachi's eyes burned with envy and lunged for Shad's throat. Unfortunately, Shad wasn't paying attention (Doesn't surprise me) and next thing you know is that Itachi is shaking Shad like a British nany.(Sorry to those who are British)
"That's enough training for now." Zetzu said appearing out of nowhere.
"Whatever," Freeglader sighed. "We just want to back to the cave."
"Fine," Itachi groaned. "Pick up Raven and let's head back. Oh! And when we are at home what game do want to play?"
The sky darkened and the clouds started to rumble. Maddie, Freeglader, and Mdog looked at each other while grinning.
"Truth…or DARE!" Maddie snickered.
"No!" Shad shouted. "I mean, YES, YES!
Everyone just shook their heads and sighed.
End of chapter 4
Mdog: I am so sorry for the long wait folks!
Itachi: NO! You're not sorry!
Mdog: Shut up! Anyway, read and review!