Mdog: I'm back!

Itachi: NO!NO!NOOOOOOOOOO!

Mdog: Hehe I'll do the disclaimer this time. Sigh I do not own Naruto. Or Roman Dirge's Lenore.

Itachi: 0.o nooo….

"…Well?" Kakuzu asked.

"To hell with it!" Itachi screamed. "I choose dare!"

"I dare u to act to, 'Pop goes the Weasel!' And Kisame you have to help."

"Okay." Kisame shrugged.

Kakuzu started to sing the parts of Pop goes the Weasel.

" 'Round and round the cobbler's bench the Kisame chased the Itachi…'

Kisame chases Itachi around the living room.

"…The Kisame thought it was all fun fun…POP goes the weasel!"

Itachi drops down suddenly as if he was dead and Kisame screams, "NOOOO! Hold on Itachi!"

"…A penny for a pool of thread – a penny for a needle…that's the way the money goes ….POP goes the weasel!"

At this point, Itachi makes a fake blood puddle seeping from his back and Kisame is screaming bloody murder.

"…A half a pound of penny rice – a half a pound of treacle…."

"What is treacle?" Mdog asked.

Sob Itachi…sob…

Gasp Hold me Kisame….

(There not gay in this fic. Okay? Okay. Continue reading.)

"…Mix it up and make it nice…"

"I always loved you Itachi!" Kisame cried dramaticly.

"Oh, that's ni- NANI ?!" Itachi yelped.

"…POP goes the weasel! In my pants."

"Awww," Shad cooed. The perfect couple."

Everyone glared and threw watermelons at her.

"Fire watermelons!" Freeglader shouted. Aim… FIRE!

"Ack!" Shad shrieked waiting for the impact to come but it never came.

"DARN IT! WE MISSED!" Freeglader growled.

Everyone circled around Shad and threw tomatoes at her instead. Itachi and Kisame sat down back into the circle and continued on with the game.

" So Kabuto, Itachi grinned, are you gay?"

"Yes! Yes! I mean not my place." Maddie said shifty-eyed.

At this everyone moved closer towards Kabuto, waiting for his answer.

Kabuto just glances at Maddie out of the corner of his eye and meeps… 'No.'

"Your gay admit it Kabuto," Maddie accused.

"No. I. Am. Not." Kabuto gritted through his teeth

"Then why are you trying so hard to please my hissy!"

"Uh…well…um," Kabuto stuttered. Each word became smaller than the last.

"I rest my case," Maddie grinned triumphantly.

"My turn," Kabuto grumbled. "I choose…Deidara.

"Whatever un." Deidara sighed.

"I dare you to kiss Sasori infront of Freeglader!'

Sasori and Deidara had readable faces that said 'WTF!' and Kabuto was laughing like the gay man he is.

"Hey!" Shad growled. "Why are you picking on freeglader?!"

"Yeah!" Mdog glared. "Don't worry though I'll whoop his ass old school.

So Kabuto's face went from this - to this – 0.o

Mdog took off her studded belt and…you know the rest. But eventually, Dei and Sasori had to kiss infront of Freeglader. ( Mdog: That's enouth for now. I would countine but this is a T rated fic not M. ahem On with the story.)

"So…uh…" Mdog coughed. "Let's continue with the game shall we?"

Else Where

"Hey Anna," Kitty asked.

"Yes, Kitty?" Anna replied not looking up from her manga.

"I wounder were the guys are…"

"Ya…I've noticed that their not around…"

"Oh well! More pocky and manga for us!"

Back at the Humble abode

"ACHOO!" The girls sneezed.

"Hn. Somebody is taking about us," Maddie sniffed.

"Back to the game," Orochimaru hissed. "I'm growing impatient."

"Aren't we all." Mdog huffed right beside him.

"My turn un!" Deidara said brushing his teeth.

"Okay, un! I chose…Mdog! UN!"

"Huh? Mdog questioned while bitting her nails.

"And I want Orochimaru to give Mdog the curse seal mark! Un!"

Orochimaru and Mdog had looks that said WTF?! While everyone was having laugh-attacks…or heart attacks…you decide.

"Hold the hell up, hold the hell up!" Mdog panicked. "I beat up Kabuto to make you and Sasori feel better and I get the harsh treatment? That's the last time I try to make you feel better Deidara!"

Orochimaru just blinked and stared at Deidara with disbelief.

"Deidara," Orochimaru whimpered.

"Un?"

"I hate you."

"Thanks for letting me know. Now kiss/ bite Mdog!"

"HELL NO!" Orochimaru and Mdog shouted.

"I don't know what snake-man has!" complained Mdog.

"I'll take care of it, Kabuto whezzed. Eventhough you beat me up pretty bad I can't hold a grudge for that long."

"Why?" Mdog growled suspicacly.

"I don't want to work with you !" Kabuto shouted.

"Makes perfect scence…" Maddie said occupied in her own thoughts.

"Whatever, Orochimaru growled. "Lets get this over with."

Mdog: Ha! Cliffhanger suckas!

Itachi: Hn. You said you would update this chapter soon…what was the hold up?

Mdog : I'm grounded from the computer until my grade in world history goes back up

Itachi: So how did you….

Mdog: I can sometimes use it on weekends

Itachi: Okay. Good enough for me.

Mdog: don't forget to read and review!