J: (Sleeping)
Rin: Who invited him?
Bolderdash: I don't know.
???: Agents are... GO!!
J: (Jumps up and breakes through the roof)
Bolderdash: O.O! DD's Going to be mad...
Maria: What did you do?
Bolderdash and Rin: Nothing!
Maria: Then who hole on the roof?
Rin: Some government agent who was sleeping on DD's couch.
DD: What happened?
Maria: Nothing. They already told me.
DD: Well at least let me in. I have a song to put in!
All: Okay.
Disclaimer: (Sleeping. but a note was on a door says 'DD never owns nothing! Expecially the song: Survivor by Desteny's Child(Which has nothing to do with the other 3 songs) this time, their's a stroy to that!')
Song 4:
Survivor
"Forget it!" Dexter yelled as Howdy is still whining about laughing zombies "I am not kidding! Hilarious zombies! Turning you into one of them by kissing you! I'm serious!" Howdy still whined as Dexter turned on the news. "There has been a report of blue, laughing zombies seen across the Z, U, and H sectors of Downtown Hamcropolis. please seal the doors, bar the windows, and call Hos Del Gotto (A/N: He's from the Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy, but I don't own him.) because the dissease is spreading fa- OH MY GOD!" The news reporter told everyone before the transmission cuts off. "See? I told you" Howdy told Dexter as they heard the door banged opend.
Zombies begin to laugh as Howdy and Dexter begins to cower in fear. "This is terrorfying, but i find laughing zombies funny." Howdy told Dexter as he cuts him off "Now's not the best time!" Dexter yelled as the two prepared to yell in unison: "HHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPP!!!"
At EBA central, Commander Kahn spotted the distress signal coming from Dexter and Howdy. "Those guys need help" he spoke as he shouts out: "Agents are... GO!"
"We are done for!" Dexter cried as he sees a Black 2008 Scion Tc (A/N: I seriously don't own it!) with a star on the hood, and out of it came 3 agents: Derrik, J, and Morris (A/N: I don't own any of those characters whatsoever!) "Who are they?" Howdy asked as Dexer flips through the pages of the Government archives he snared from Maxwell. "They are the Elite Beat Agents." Dexter replied as he hit the page containing infomation about them.
As J yelled out: "The Elite Beat Agents are at your service!" The music 'Survivor' on his MP3 player starts up.
(Music starts)
Now that you are out of my life,
I'm so much better,
You thought that I'd be weak without you,
But I'm stronger.
You thought that I'd be broke without you,
But I'm richer.
You thought that I'd be sad without you;
I laugh harder.
You thought I wouldn't grow without you;
Now I'm wiser.
You thought I would be helpless without you,
But I'm smarter.
You thought that I'd be stressed without you,
But I'm chillin'.
You thought I wouldn't sell without you -
Sold nine million.
I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!
(Music pauses)
Howdy picks up an axe and starts hitting the zombies untill a jar of peanuts hit Howdy's head and realizes that he has to throw them at their mouths. "EAT NUTS!" He yelled as peanuts went flying into the zombies. After that, the zombies went unconsouse (Can't spell) as they spat "Yuck! Disgusting!!"
"Howdy!!" Dexter screamed at the produce isle of his store. "Crud! their's still more!" Howdy snaped as he hooked up the can of peanuts to his shotgun for ammo. "I'm comming for you pal!"
(Music resumes)
Thought I couldn't breathe without you;
I'm inhalin'.
You thought I couldn't see without you -
Perfect vision!
You thought I couldn't last without you,
But I'm lastin'.
You thought that I would die without you,
But I'm livin'.
Thought that I would fail without you,
But I'm on top.
Thought it would be over by now,
But it won't stop.
You thought that I would self-destruct,
But I'm still here;
Even in my years to come,
I'm still gonna be here.
I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!
(Music pauses)
Howdy bust at the door, shooting the zombies' mouths with peanuts, and draged Dexter out to the storage room. "We have to irradicate the zombies!" Dexter balled as Howdy shuts him up. "I know how to turn the zombies back to civilians. here. Use this." Howdy said as he gives Dexter a peanut-equiped sub-machine gun. "How am I supposed to use that peice of-" Dexter got cut off by a loud, high-pitched scream. "PASHMINA!!" They both yelled as they head to the fifth floor of the megamart.
(Music resumes)
I'm wishin' you the best,
Pray that you are blessed,
Much success, no stress, and lots of happiness.
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna blast you on the radio.
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna lie on you or your family, yo.
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna hate you in the magazine.
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna compromise my Christianity.
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gonna diss you on the Internet,
'Cause my momma taught me better than that!
I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!
(Music pauses)
Pashmina struggled as a zombie starts to hold her hips as hard as it could, but Howdy and Dexter shoved a jar of peanuts up it's mouth and throws them at the rest of them. "Guys!" Pashmina cheered as she got up. "Oh seet Pashy! Let us leave the zombie-infested-" Dexter gets cut off from his swooning, followed by a fist at his head by Howdy. "Let's worry about that later, you hussy!"
When they got to the roof of the building, they saw a giant beast that's causing the problem. "Oh smack..." Dexter meeped as Howdy dives in, head first.
After all of the darkness and sadness
Still comes happiness.
If I surround myself with positive things,
I'll gain prosperity.
I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!
I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!
I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!
(Music ends)
Howdy jumped to it's mouth and launched a peanut filled grenade while yelling "EAT NUTS!!!" at the beast. As it explodes, so does the beast.
Everyone cheered, yet coulden't get the peanut taste out of their mouths. "You saved them all you two. for now on, your all promoted to master arsenists!" Commander Boss spoke as he upgraded Dexter's and Howdy's Badges. "Thank you Commander!!" The two cheered.
As for the EBA? well, they done their work. and if anyone else calls, they will be there.
End of song 4(W/ story)
A/N: The characters of EBA, Dexter, Howdy, Pashmina, and Boss are blonged to Nintendo and Shopro (the Hamtear characters. R&R. No flames.