Ok, so I have to type up yet another bolded and underlined warning (I'm guaranteeing that no one can say "Hey! I didn't know that was coming! I've been scarred for the rest of my young life!!"…not that that happens often…) So, here it is; this chapter contains heavy yaoi content and all those opposed to such should skip it. There. Mind you, if you do skip it, the rest of the story probably won't make much sense…I suppose you could just skip the scene. Whatever.

So yeah. Here's chapter four. Enjoy! Also, I apologize in advance for any lack of drama you may have been expecting.

Ed's footsteps ceased immediately and the only sound in the room was the faint noise drifting down the hall. It was almost unnerving. Almost.

Hesitantly, Ed peered around the door, as if to check if he'd really heard Envy. When the chibi saw the homunculus sitting on his bed, the alchemist gave a small squeak and ducked back behind the door.

"I saw you chibi-chan," Envy pointed out mockingly.

"Don't call me that!" Ed snapped from his hiding place, "What are you doing here anyway?"

Envy slid gracefully from the bed and moved silently to stand against the other side of the door. He then stood wait, knowing Ed would be bothered by the lack of response.

Sure enough, the awkward silence got the best of Ed as the alchemist glanced around the door again. As he did so, Envy easily caught Ed's wrist and forced him against the nearest wall. Lucky for him, he'd managed to catch Ed's automail, minimizing risk significantly.

"Envy!" Ed gasped, blushing furiously, "What the hell are you doing?!"

Using his free hand to rid the alchemist of his coat, Envy muttered into Ed's flushed ear, "What do you think I'm doing?"

Ed squirmed uncomfortably, attempting unsuccessfully to free himself. "Envy, stop!! You ca-…" The blonde's complaints were easily cut off as Envy claimed the chibi's lips possessively.

Groaning in forced protest, Ed's left hand clearly betrayed the teenager's intentions as it clawed at Envy's back in a desperate attempt to rid the homunculus of his shirt. Envy ignored the gesture, content on making Ed beg for it. The shape shifter moved his heated kisses to Ed's throat, all the while undoing the various buckles on the chibi's clothes. Ed was panting heavily, all former resistance having vanished. The alchemist was lost in the passion of the moment, just as Envy wanted.

The homunculus let Ed's right hand go, latching both hands to the slender human's waist. As Envy moved Ed up the wall, the alchemist instinctively grabbed onto Envy's shoulders, to blinded by pleasure to notice the homunculus shift away the remainder of his clothes. Envy easily freed Ed of his leather pants, having already stripped the alchemist once before.

"Envy," Ed choked out, "The bed."

Kissing the blonde's taut stomach, Envy muttered, "Can't, I'm too far already." And before Ed could argue further, Envy pushed himself into the young alchemist.

Ed cried out in a mixture of pain and pleasure, wrapping his arms completely around Envy's neck. Their bodies were pressed tightly together as the homunculus made fierce love to the smaller man. As he moved against his chibi, Envy nipped and kissed at Ed's torso. Yes, Ed was his. He had the alchemist wrapped around his finger (as well as several other parts of his body).

However, as their passion was reaching its peak, everything went to Hell.

"N…nii-san?!" Al's terrified voice practically shrieked.

Envy stopped immediately, violet eyes glancing slowly in the direction of the horrified inquiry. Sure enough, the doorway was filled with the large suit of armor Al's soul inhabited. The door. Right…he'd left it open…shit.

"Al!" Ed's face was the same color as the coat on that lay on the floor. "I-it's not what it looks like!"

Both staring incredulously at Ed, Envy and Al demanded in unison, "It's not?!"

Ed flushed further – Envy hadn't thought it possible to go so red – and stuttered pathetically. "Al, could you just close the door? Please?"

Ever the obedient younger brother, Al did as he was told, but remained as close to the door as possible. "Nii-san, what's going on?" Al asked, apparently having calmed his nerves.

Envy, uncomfortable with them talking while he was still inside of one of them, carefully maneuvered himself until he and Ed were once again separated. He then altered forms for the sake of what little mental stability Alphonse had left, and took a seat on the cold wooden floor. Great. He'd now fucked Ed twice and been caught both times. Just freaking wonderful.

"Al," Ed started shakily after redressing, jarring Envy back to reality, "Envy and I…well…he kind of…I couldn't…it's complicated."

Obviously, that didn't clarify anything. "Are you two dating, nii-san? Because I'm ok with that."

"No!" both Envy and Ed answered hastily.

Al flinched.

Ed seemed to feel bad, and consoled, "It's hard to explain, Al. I don't really know what to say…" Suddenly, Ed's large eyes widened as if in discovery. Then the alchemist blurted, "Envy started it!"

The homunculus gawked in disbelief. Did Ed just try to blame him? How dare he?!

Getting defensively to his feet, Envy snapped, "I did not!!"

"Yes you did!" Ed retorted, "You showed up last night and…"

"Last night?" Al asked quietly.

Envy ignored him. "Yeah? Well you didn't exactly push me away chibi-chan!!"

Temper flaring at the nickname, Ed returned, "I did too! But you wouldn't leave, you horny stuck up bastard!!"

"Excuse me?!" Envy practically yelled, storming over to stand in front of Ed, "You barely even tried! In fact, you were begging for it last night!!"

Ed, clearly annoyed by the height difference, shoved Envy backwards, "Get over yourself," the chibi snorted, "It wasn't even that great."

Oh that was it!! Best chance at the Philosopher's Stone or not, chibi-chan was going down. Nobody called Envy's sex bad!

To Be Continued…