"You girls are horrible." Rory giggled as she finished opening her presents.
"We're not horrible, we're scandalous." Stephanie laughed as she poured glasses of champagne. "Don't lie Hayden you know you love my gift."
"Fine, I do." Rory answered as she placed the Victoria Secret's Tiara on her head.
"Well someone is certainly going to have a very interesting honeymoon my dear." Lorelai smirked as she folded all the lingerie Rory had received. "Pass a glass over here Steph."
"You want one Hayden?"
"Of course I do."
"I don't know who's going to be more hung over tomorrow, the bride or the groom." Madeleine giggled.
"Oh most definitely the groom, come on it's Logan, Colin, Finn, and all they're drinking buddies, plus Chris." Louise laughed.
"I am very sure that the males will be in much worse shape than the females tomorrow." Lorelai smiled as she refilled everyone's glasses. "Keep drinking till your drunk, chop-chop!"
"So does anyone know what the boys where doing tonight anyways?" Rory asked.
"Absolutely no idea," Stephanie relied, "and somehow I think its better that way."
"Drink mates, for tomorrow we will all be in a great deal of pain." Finn slurred as he passed around the fifth round of shots.
"Rory is going to have our heads, you know that don't you." Colin laughed after he had taken the shot. "Didn't she make us promise that Logan would be in top shape for the nuptials tomorrow?"
"I can't remember." Finn laughed as he spilled some of his drink. "Logan did she make us promise?"
"Finn the five shots of tequila seem to have taken that memory away from me for the time being."
"Oy, aren't we supposed to take you to a strip club or something?"
"We're not going to a strip club Finn." Colin sighed. "All our heads would be on the table, and it would kill your chances with Rosemary."
"I want to call her!" Finn announced.
"Who? Rosemary?" Logan questioned.
"Yes and profess my undying love for her."
"Finn, alcohol only makes you think that she actually wants a three a.m. phone call from you, trust me she doesn't." Colin said as he took the phone from Finn.
"She doesn't love!"
"Well, that I'm not exactly sure of, but I know she won't love you if you call her right now." Logan laughed over a glass of scotch.
"Oy mates, I want to play the game they play at the girls parties."
"What the hell are you taking about Finn?" Christopher asked as he came back into the room carrying a plate of hot wings.
"You know mate, where they see how well the bride knows the groom by asking questions and if she don't know them she has to drink?"
"Where do you learn this stuff?" Colin asked giving him a sketchy look.
"Women appreciate sensitive men Colin; watching Lifetime every now and then probably wouldn't kill you."
"It would, but alright let's play this little game to amuse Finn, who will also be asking the first question."
"Alright, who was the lovely Rory's first kiss?"
"DuGrey." Logan growled as he took a sip of his drink.
"Correct now my turn," Colin replied, "what is her favorite car?"
"Mercedes SLK."
"Wrong!"
"No way."
"She has said, Aston Martin V8 Vantage."
"Hmm good to know," Logan replied, "hand me my phone."
"Oh no you don't mate," Finn interjected, "we already got her that as a wedding present."
"I'm not calling the Aston dealer dumb ass; I just remembered I want flowers delivered to Rory in the morning."
"Very good," Colin laughed, "what did you get Rory for her wedding present?"
"Well I got her the earrings, bracelet, and the necklace to where tomorrow, but I may have done a little something special." A drunken Logan smirked.
"Oy mate tell!"
"No, my secret, you guys aren't sharing your speeches, I'm not sharing my present."
"Guys, seriously, you're killing my buzz." Colin griped as he poured more drinks. "It's Logan's last night as a bachelor, let's drink."
"Here, here!" Finn cheered. "We need a classic guy movie, a good movie to get drunk to."
"Dudes, I totally got this." Logan slurred. "You all get more drinks."
"What in the Lord's name!" Emily Gilmore exclaimed as she walked into the Hayden mansion to find women sleeping haphazardly in the living room.
"Huh? Mom?" Lorelai mumbled as she rolled over in the chair. "Oh bad sleeping idea."
"Lorelai Victoria it is the day of your daughter's wedding and the entire bride's side of the bridal party is passed out in your living room."
"Mom stop talking so loud." Lorelai responded as she rubbed her head and slowly rose from the chair. "Put on the coffee."
"Good God, you're hung over, and if your hung over that means everyone of these girls will be."
"Mom I get it, coffee, now!" Lorelai snapped. "I'll wake the girls up alright."
"God help us." Emily sighed as she walked dejectedly into the kitchen.
"Come on doll, it's time to get up." Lorelai gently whispered in each of the girls' ears.
"Ten more minutes." Stephanie mumbled as she rolled over and hugged a pillow.
"Mmhmm," Rory mumbled in agreement, "sleep."
"Lorelai Leigh Gilmore Hayden!" Emily's voice echoed through the room. "This is no time to be lazy!"
"Oh my head!" Rory groaned. "Is anyone as hung over as I am?"
"Put me on that list." Louise called as she slowly pulled herself into the sitting position.
"I'm going out for tacos; you girls get in the shower, and only drink water." Lorelai announced.
"Lorelai Victoria you can't go get tacos right now!" Emily responded shocked.
"Actually I can mom, and you're coming with me get in the car."
"I will do no such thing."
"Mom get in the damn car we're wasting time!"
"Lorelai this isn't the way back to your house." Emily snapped as Lorelai sped through the neighborhood with bags of tacos in the back seat.
"Thanks captain obvious," Lorelai replied sarcastically, "but do you honestly think any of the boy have woken up, or will wake up for that matter without a little pushing and prodding?"
Lorelai pulled into the driveway of the Huntzberger house and quietly climbed out of the car. Slowly opening the front door Lorelai ventured into the game room where she found exactly what she expected, her husband, Colin, Finn, Logan, and a few friends passed out haphazardly around the room.
"Ahem," Lorelai cleared her throat loudly, "Christopher it is the day of your daughter's wedding and you are passed out on a pool table!"
"Hey, back off," Chris groaned as he woke up, "you know it's the same scene over at our place."
"Possibly," Lorelai laughed, "but you can't prove that every single one of those girls is not dressed and ready."
"Ya but I know you."
"So, what does that have to do with anything?"
"Mm," Finn stirred, "tacos, I smell tacos."
"Go back to bed!" Colin shot across the room. "There are no tacos . . . no wait I smell tacos."
"That's right boys Auntie Lorelai brought hangover food." Lorelai smiled as she set the tacos down on the table. "The church one p.m. don't be late." She finished as she strode out of the house and got in the car to go back home.
First things first, where did the rumor start that this story end with the wedding? LOL no one told me that. I plan to keep writting as long as you guys keep reading and reviewing . . . I have some ideas don't worry. Next sorry this took so long, term papers really really suck, I reccomend starting them way in advance not like the week before. Lastly, as always, I beg you, please review your reviews for that last chapter we're so nice and helpful so the wedding is in the next chapter evil grin let me know what's on all ya'lls minds 3 muah