A/N: ok please don't hate me! I know its been long but reviews really shake me out of my writers block!

Last time

Then a shoot opened up and sucked them inside. "AHHHHHH!!!!" they shouted as they slid down the shoot. They both landed with a thud in the laundry room with the house elves.

"What in the world?" was all Harry could say.

After promising to visit Dobby more often they raced back up to the gargoyle while brushing lint off their clothes. When they finally reached the entrance once more Dumbledore was just returning from a walk and let them in.

When they were up in his office he stared at them and then broke into a grin.

"I see you found the new security system!" he said while picking lint out of their hair. "Now what can I help you with boys?"

On with the fic!!!!

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Harry was the first to speak, "Er, well, its Hermione sir! We can't find her anywhere and she doesn't show up on the maurader's map!"

"well, you might want to sit down boys." As he said this 2 chairs appeared. "Miss granger has been transported back in time."

"WHAT??!!" they both screamed at the top of their lungs. "WHY??!!"

"Well, boys she obviously didn't mean to get sent back, she got there by using some sort of elevator" Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eyes, "and that isn't all, it seems miss granger is in slytherin."

"What the Fuck?!" Ron and harry said at once.

"now boys you must watch you mouths! She had given me her diary so you guys wouldn't be worried!" Dumbledore then produced a red diary with Hermione's loopy writing on the front, oddly enough it said the diary of Mia taylor and not Hermione Granger.

"professor, this says Mia taylor wrote this!" Harry said.

"just read the diary boys and don't worry! Everything will be explained in due time!" Dumbldore then opened the door," Now boys imust perfect this security system, so off you go!"

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After Mia finished her dinner and promised cissa and Bella to see them later that night, she hurried off to the dungeons.

She gave the brick wall the password and found Lucius in the common room sitting in a big talll uncomfortable looking chair.

When Lucius saw her come in he thought oh great has she come to rub salt in the wound?

"Lucius, I am really sorry about what everyone said.."

"Why? I don't care! You have NOT tamed me!" Lucius yelled

Alright if he is going to be an asshole…Mia thought

"oh, ok well I need to decide what I am going to wear tomorrow" Mia said, "and since it's no big deal to you, you being my slave for 2 weeks and all, I would like a fashion show, of you trying on each outfit I pik out, Ill size it to you no worries!"

"No way! I will not! I refuse!"

"ah ah ah!! Tisk tisk! We had a deal Lucius babe remember?"

Sigh, "whatever lets just get this over with!" Lucius headed for the girls dorm rooms.

"No No No! we are having it right here in the common room! I thought it'd be a better venue…more light you see!" Mia started to wave her wand and create a runway and magical cameras to take photos. Then she started calling clothes to her.

"Accio clothes!" Dumbledore had supplied her with much more than she thought he would! As skirts and blouses dresses and jeans, a school uniform, lotsa different robes and all flew towards a rack she had magiced there earlier.

"No Mia I refuse! I will not! No way!"

"I didn't want it to come to this! But I wouldn't want you breaking your word now would I? I mean I could use the imperious curse! Or how bout this!" Mia muttered the sam truth spell under her breath again. "what do you think of muggle borns? Like lily potter?"

"Lily is gorgeous!" he said in a trance like voice, "and muggle borns aren't bad at all that is just wahat my dad wants me to think."

Mia was taken aback, but continued with her last question.

"And how many girls have you actually had sex with mr. king of slytherin?"

"None actually, people just assume I have! To be quite honest I am afraid of what girls will think of me! That's why that stuff got sent around…all of my confidence…conmpletely faked!" Lucius finished and snapped out of his trance. Eyes wide he paled with the recent memory of what he had just let slip.

Wow Mia thought I wonder where Draco gets his hatred of muggle borns from… obviously Lucius likes them! He is kinda cute all vunerable and scared! Oh MY God! Hermione! Stop that! This is the father of your mortal enemy! You cant like him! He is the scum of the earth for doing all that he did for You know who! Wait a second I wonder if he has the mark yet? Anyways lets just have some fun making him into Hogwarts next top model! Hermione giggled at her own joke.

"Alright Lucius! Into the clothes! Or else I may have to let your secrets slip at breakfast tomorrow!"

"They will never believe you!"

"well if not me, then how bout those cameras?" Mia pointed to the cameras watching them.

"ARRG! Alright can we just get this over with!" Lucius started toward the clothes

"ah ah ah! We must wait until after dinner! We don't want anyone to miss out on the fun now do we?"

Lucius groaned. Well I do have to admit she knows what she is doing! God she is so hott! Wait Lucius stop! You cant like her! She is torturing you!

A half our passed and Mia decided the show must start so she amplified her voice and stood on pthe runway.

" My fellow slytherins! I would like to announce a special event we have this evening! A fashion show to help figure out what I am going to wear tomorrow! Bella and Cissa will you help make the final decision?"

"sure!" the both said!

"nox!" Mia killed all lights except for the runway lights.

"music mistro!" Mia said as the pussy cat dolls dontcha came blaring through the air.

Alright! Begin!

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