At Luke's Diner, Lane, Rory, Lorelai, and Jay sat at the counter. Lane and Jay were sleeping, while Lorelai and Rory were talking.
Lorelai: What did they do that tired them out?
Rory: Played video games all night while listening to Heart.
Lorelai: "I thought I heard the song Barracuda last night.
Rory: Yeah, that around the time I got hungry.
Lorelai: By chance did they go two out of three, etc?
Rory: Yeah, but they started that after Barracuda. I thought you were asleep?
Lorelai: I was.
Rory: Then how did you know that? Did you fake sleep again?
Lorelai: No, I'm physic!
Rory: Really?
Lorelai: Yes, nonbeliever. Really.
Rory: Then what am I thinking?
Lorelai: Coffee?
Rory: You are physic!
Lorelai: Told you so.
Rory: You should take your talents on the road.
Lorelai: I could be rich.
Rory: Yes, and you could give me money.
Lorelai: No way! Lifetime supply of coffee.
Rory: Yes, that's much better than giving me money.
Lorelai: I know, then I can acclaim myself as The Queen of Coffee.
Rory: My mother, the queen.
Lorelai: Yeah, and you will be princess.
Rory: Joy.
Lorelai: Yes, let us do our fancy wave.
Luke walked back behind the counter as Lorelai was waving.
Luke: What the heck are you doing?
Rory: She's the queen of coffee.
Lorelai: Bow down and kiss my mug.
Luke: How about I give you breakfast?
Lorelai: Way better, you serve me, the princess, and our knights.
Luke: Knights?
Lorelai pointed over to the sleeping Lane and Jay.
Luke: I'll serve the princess first.
Lorelai: What about me?
Luke: The queen got on my nerves. What will it be Rory?
Rory: Uh, two pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, and coffee.
Luke: Ok. (to Lorelai) You're lucky the knights are asleep.
Lorelai: I'll have what she's having.
Luke: Alright.
He woke up Jay and Lane.
Luke: Breakfast?
Jay: Yeah, three pieces of bacon, two waffles, a sausage and scrambled eggs.
Luke: Carnivore.
Lorelai: That sounds good. Give me that but keep the pancakes.
Luke: Sure.
Lorelai: Nevermind, I want the last one I chose.
Luke: Why don't I surprise you.
Lorelai: That's better.
Lane: I'll have two waffles, two eggs, and orange juice.
Jay: I want orange juice too.
Lorelai: Me three.
Luke: What happened to the coffee.
Lorelai: I still want that.
Luke: Rory?
Lorelai: I'm good with what I have.
Luke: Have any of you ever heard of fruit in the morning?
Rory: I have.
Luke: Ever try it.
Rory: Once, but it didn't suit me.
Luke handed the paper to the cook and went to take another order.
Lorelai: So Jalessa?
Jay: Ok, what did I do wrong now?
Lorelai: Nothing. Just wanting to ask a question.
Jay: Oh, ok.
Lorelai: What's your brother up to?
Jay: Don't know, don't care!
Lane: I wish I had a brother. Then my mom could be over protective of him.
Rory: I think your mother would still be over protective of you too.
Lane: She wouldn't do that. He's the youngest. He's most likely to join a gang, and try to go under her radar!
Rory: Yeah, but you're her only daughter. Regardless of your brother, she might think guys would take advantage of you, and turn you into a rock music worshiper.
Lane: There was no guy when my rock worshiping first started. It was you guys!
Lorelai: Sure, blame us, Ozzy.
Lane: I'm nothing like Ozzy. I'm more of a Billy Idol girl.
Jay: Yeah, I'm more fond of Aerosmith, but your mother would think of me as Ozzy.
Lorelai: Anyone who doesn't listen to Christian music only is an Ozzy in your moms book.
Rory: Ok, let's change the subject, no more Ozzy.
Lorelai: Ok. Let's talk about Taylor.
Rory: A subject for all ages.
Lane: Taylor does get carried away at times.
Jay: Not as much as Kirk.
Lorelai: Oh, idea! Let's talk about Taylor VS Kirk. Who would win!
Lane: I would put my money on Taylor.
Lorelai: Why Taylor?
Lane: He seems to hold more power in the town. Plus, Kirk is a wimp.
Jay: I don't know, I would say Kirk. He would creepy you out enough where you give up.
Rory: Taylor, defiantly.
Lorelai: I don't know, I have to agree with the creepy thing, for Kirk.
Lane: Oh, Luke VS Taylor?
Rory: Luke.
Jay: Luke.
Lorelai: Luke
Lane: Yeah, I agree.
Rory: Luke has wanted to beat down Taylor for years now.
Lorelai: If he finally got the chance legally, he would take it.
Jay: Alright how about Mrs. Kim VS Lorelai.
Lorelai: Mrs. Kim.
Rory: You're going against yourself?
Lorelai: Like you wouldn't do it if you were up against Mrs. Kim!
Rory: You have a point there. Mrs. Kim.
Lane: I would hope Lorelai, but I'd have to say my mom.
Jay: I would too.
Rory: Alright, my turn. Sookie VS Michel?
Jay: That's a hard one. Sookie!
Lane: I don't know, Michel would… No Sookie.
Lorelai: Sookie.
Rory: Is there anyone who would go for Michel?
Lane: Do you?
Rory: No, I was just asking!
Luke walked over to them and handed them their plates.
Lorelai: Oh Luke, you'll be happy to know that we think you can beat Taylor.
Luke: Thank you for having faith in me.
Rory: You're welcome.
A phone began to ring, and they all looked around.
Rory: Not me.
Jay: Me. Hello?
Aaron: Hey, Babe.
Jay: What did you call me?
Aaron: Oh, sorry. Jay. Uh, what's your favorite color?
Jay: Uh, orange.
Aaron: Still?
Jay: Yes. It's been my favorite color my whole life. Why…
Aaron: Ok, bye!
Jay hung up the phone and looked at her three friends.
Lorelai: Your favorite color.
Jay: Yeah. Strange.
Her phone rang again.
Jay: Hello?
Aaron: Hey, Jay.
Jay: That wasn't meant to sound cute was it?
Aaron: If you wanted it to be.
Jay: Are you flirting with me?
Aaron: Maybe, may not.
Jay: Stop that!
Aaron: Stop what.
Jay: Doing that thing that confuses me.
Aaron: Something confuses you.
Jay: Yes, you do!
Aaron: I do what?
Jay: What you're doing now.
Aaron: What am I doing now?
Jay: What?
Aaron: Exactly, I still drive you crazy.
Jay: Yes, you do!
Aaron: What was our first dinner together.
Jay: Chicken nuggets and green beans with French fries.
Aaron: Why did we eat that?
Jay: Those were the only things you could cook!
Aaron: Hmm, still is.
Jay: Wait, why…
Aaron: Bye!
Jay looked up at her friends.
Jay: He's up to something.
Lorelai: What makes you say that?
Jay: He doesn't normally hang up that quick unless he's up to something.
Rory: Not true.
Jay: So true! How do you think I found out about that surprise birthday party in the 5th grade?
Lane: That was him!
Lorelai: I knew it.
Jay: Doesn't matter right now. He's up to something, and I'm gonna find out what.
Lorelai: Can we finish eating first?
Jay: Yeah.
Rory: See, no one can pass up a good meal.
Lane: Especially you and Lorelai.
Lorelai: Queen and Princess of Coffee.