Summary: Random, random, random.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. J.K. Rowling does, the lucky bugger.
Another one by my friend (the same one that co-wrote Slumber Party! with me).
Harry Potter and the Orb of Abductrix
Harry Potter of Number 4 Privet Drive was sitting by his window staring out the window to the warm summer's night. The dark sky was speckled with stars. There was a muffled noise coming from outside… he wasn't surprised, Dumbledore was supposed to save him from the Dursley's. Harry looked over at the clock, it was 2:20 in the morning, Dumbledore was 20 minutes late, and he was starting to lose hope that he would be rescued. There was a slight popping sound. He was wearing a bright purple and pink jumpsuit with blue flowers covering it. Harry stared at him for a moment then said "Hello Professor."
Dumbledore smiled at him and said "Harry it's corking to see you, absolutely splendid."
Then they saved Ginny from death. THE END