Chapter 5 – Yaoi

Disclaimer: Bwehehehe. Pai-tan doesn't own The Legend of Zelda series or Nintendo!

Notes: Another chapter that I should have written a while ago. I need inspiration.

Last chapter.

For a while at least.

Thanks for reviewing though! Enjoy.

Green's PoV

Castle Courtyard

Vio and I walked side by side as we approached the giant, looming, stone structure. The normally plain and royal building now carried with it a hint of eeriness.

"What's that?" Vio asked, squinting to see farther away.

There were two things on the ground up ahead. I couldn't make out what they were from as far away as we were though. It seemed everything was harder to see when it was all grey, black, and white.

We sprinted towards the objects. Upon getting a closer look, my purple counterpart and I realized that these were… bodies… There was a pool of dark grey blood, soaking into the ground at our feet. The doors to the castle were also already open…

"It's still wet." I noted.

Sensing that Vio also noticed this, I entered and he followed.

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"Blood and gore doesn't look as gruesome in black and white." I mused.

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End actual story thus far. Commence side-story

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And… UGH!
I'm not going to finish this for now.
I have to re-write it.
It doesn't make sense.
But here's something for you VioxShadow lovers (And myself… hehehe)

CAUTION! FAN FIC SLIDES INTO NASTY YAOI-NESS NOW. AND TOTALL NON-SENSE!
YOU.
HAVE.
BEEN.
WARNED.

If you don't like yaoi, you don't want to read the rest of this.

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Shadow's PoV

"What's that noise?" Sutaa asked, turning her head.

"It's probly' just a guard we didn't take out." I said, waving it away with a motion of my hand.

She wandered off towards the direction that she thought the sound came from.

It had actually come from the other direction… heh. I should know, as I caught first sight of Link walking toward me.

"Shadow! You did this?" Link practically screamed at me.

"Yeah, and I'd do it again!" I lunged toward him with immense speed and power which knocked him out in one hit (Thanks to my magically-gifted partner's 1337 buffz).

It was then when I saw him turn the corner.

"Shadow…" He whispered. I wouldn't have known he said anything if I hadn't have seen his mouth move.

"Vio-kun…! I…" I dropped my sword and ran towards him, warming him and myself with a hug.

There was a slight delay, but he did indeed hug back.

"Shadow! I thought I'd never see you again." He gushed with tears in his eyes.

I kissed him lightly on the forehead.

"I know…"

Then I couldn't hold back my lust anymore. All the fantasies I'd made up! All the scenarios I'd thought of! It would all come true… It would all unfold here…

I forcibly put my hands on his shoulders and shoved him to the ground. Next I went for his belt, loosening it and tossing it aside.

"You won't be needing that." I informed him.

He blushed and so did I… I slipped his tunic over his head and he did the same to me. We took both boots and hat off… we were now fully exposed.

Fully exposed.

"Are you sure you want to do this, Shadow-kun?" He asked.

"I'm sure. And you want to too, don't you? I mean… we love eachother." I answered.

He nodded and I put my cold hands on his chest and drew him in close. He kissed me before I had the chance to do it to him.

Up and down his chest…

Lower… And lower!

Lick.

Nip.

Ow.

Bite.

Kiss.

Sigh! What fun.

I grabbed his wrists and put his hands on my face.

"Eee. Cold." I yelped. "Why don't you warm them up?"

He was getting into it now. He knew what I meant.

"Ah!" I yelped once more.

His hands felt so icy-cold against it. Eeee.

I was on the bottom now, and he was on top of me.

I held on to his buttocks as we wiggled into a comfortable position.

The stone we lay on was now warm. So was the rest of us.

Except for one or two things.

This would fix that.

…

Minutes later (That seemed like hours… hehehe.)

We were both panting and breathing hard now.

The floor was slick with sweat and… oh… Something else.

"I love you." The blonde whispered into my ear. His voice was shaky and weak.

"I love you too." I answered.

Eventually we both fell asleep in each other's arms…

Only soft breathing could be heard in the halls…

Zelda's PoV

Zelda doesn't really have a PoV here per se… She probably totally fainted upon the site.

Sutaa's PoV

Wait… I thought I said she wouldn't have one?! Eh… whatever.

I gasped at the sight of it.

It was…

At first I thought…

I…

Can't…

Describe that feeling.

Such EPIC WIN AND PLEASURE. HOMG!

Link's PoV

He immediately spewed his toast upon the floor and passed out. Simultaneously.

Vaati's PoV

"That's so… Smexy."

I know, I know. Totally uncalled for... -sigh-...

You hate me for this.
I know you do.
But it's ok.
I kind of hate me too!

Oooh, that rhymes!

Haha… this has to be M rated now.
Maybe I'll actually re-write it. Either way, it's here for your Yaoi-riffic pleasure. Enjoy if you can.
Visit me on DevArt under Ranpitsu, by the way.
And… The next thing I have in mind is finishing Usually.

Kthnxbai.

-Pai-tan-the-yaoi-riffic. (would that be considered a lemon? If it is… it's my first.)