If you are reading for humor, I ran out of funny ideas but I have a lot of plot ideas. This will be the last chapter with humor in it. Please review on the plot twist, it took a long time to get right.

Harry Potter didn't wake up til his aunt pounded on his door. When he turned on the light all he could see was blood. He used his water to gently clean his wounds and used some old bandages that weren't completely dirty. He then got out the long sieved shirt he used on Friday. Harry didn't want his family to know that he was caring for himself.

Harry then started on the mind numbing chores the Duesleys had set for him. It was time for school and Harry didn't get a chance to change the rest of his clothes. Never mind time for a shower. He could only grab his backpack and go.

Dudley was ahead of him on the sidewalk

"If this keeps up they will work me to death"

Harry only got to the playground before the gang decided to hit. This time Harry could not hope to escape. All six of them had blocked off all the exits. Dudley was between Harry and the door to the school.

"I'm too young to die"

All the members of the gang cracked their knuckles. They didn't even bother to hid their gins.

"Someone save me"

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Severus Snape was in a cheery mood that morning but if you were look at his face you wouldn't had known it. There were few nondetectable potions that weren't lethal. Snape still had a few that caused pain.

"To bad Dumbledore needed the boy alive"

It was just a small matter of slipping the potion into the boy's food.

Snape got his potion into his car and made his way up to the school. He was running late to school but he didn't care. It had taken a while to make the potion and his revenge was all that mattered.

When he saw a group of troublemakers form a ring around Potter, it was enough to remind him why he brewed the potion in the first place.

Snape got out of his car and decided to stop Potter from showing off his magic.

"Showing you magic to a muggle is beyond me"

"Boys back to your classrooms" Snape said as soon as he got close.

"No one can save you now, Potter"

"He saved me again"

The gang ran to their assorted classrooms. Harry, however, stayed behind, rooted to the spot by shock.

"I don't want to hear your petty excuses, Potter"

"What do you do with your spare time"

"Thank you" Harry said

Snape sneered, "Don't think you are off the hook, yet Potter. One more hour of detention today "

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Class went on the same as yesterday. Whenever Harry felt down during class, he would remind himself of detention. It was hard but Harry managed to keep a smile on his face the whole time.

Snape caught Potter smiling in his classroom too many times to count. It seemed too perfect, one hour later and the potions bat would have his revenge.

At the lunch bell, Harry ran out of the classroom. He hoped that if he got out fast enough that he would be able to eat some of his lunch. Harry turned the corner and met up with the Gang. He started to run back.

Snape had spotted Harry and his followers. They were now running around, recklessly in the hallway.

"I'll never get out of this alive"

" Running out of my classroom like that, he will never get out alive"

"Everyone outside, come inside and form a line" Snape commanded

"A couple more seconds and I would have been tortured"

"In a couple seconds he will wish he had been tortured"

Everyone, even the children not from his class formed a line. Harry and the Gang were close to the back.

"Mr. Potter please go to the front of the line" Snape said.

"I wonder why he is protecting me"

"Keeping him away from his friends will be the least of his problems"

"Forward march" Snape said.

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They had marched army style into the lunchroom.

Harry sat at a table munching down his pitiful sandwich hoping to get all his lunch in. The Gang made their way to Harry's table. Harry was too busy watching the Gang to notice anything else.

As Snape was putting in the potion in Harry's drink while he wasn't looking, Snape had a weak moment. That soon pasted.

"For the sins of the father"

After he was done and had gone into his classroom did he let the memory overpower him.

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Severus Snape more than ten years ago was happy. He was married to the most perfect woman in the world. Her kindness knew no limits and she was in love with life and everyone living.

She was the only that he could ever be happy with. He should have seen it coming.

He was working as a potion master's assistant. It was in that office that his heart died.

That day Lily Snape came into the office with a spring in her step.

"Severus, I'm having a baby he…" Lily said.

When she looked at his left arm, she stopped talking. Maybe she couldn't take lying, Snape thought in later years.

"… he is James's son" Lily finished.

Severus died that moment. His wife cheating on him. That froze his heart.

He still blamed Potter. Potter had taken his life away.

All he could do was say, "Get away, Mrs. Potter"

After the wedding, Potter Jr. was born. Lily had asked him to hold the baby. Snape did so grudgingly. On that day Lily had made him promise to treat Harry like his own son.

"Well, Lily you broke your promise and I broke mine, we are quits" Snape told himself.

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Harry had only finished his sandwich when Dudley came. His cousin took his drink and moldy apple. Lunch was over for Harry. Each member of the gang took turns swinging at Harry's head. Harry ducked every time. The fat bullies soon got bored of this game. So they played ball with Harry's backpack. The challenge was not to get caught or let Harry have his backpack. That was as far as their brains could think. That lasted until the end of lunch time. Dudley at the bell threw the backpack to the other end of the lunchroom.

Harry got it back safely this time. Last time the backpack had hit a teacher. Harry hurried to class. He hated Tuesdays.

During class Snape watched for signs that the potion had worked. So far it had. It was for causing pain to the drinker each time they thought. So far Potter was showing every sign of pain.

The wounds from yesterday were starting to hurt. He really should not have moved that much during lunch. He was sure feeling it now. Harry cinched at every movement.

Snape didn't call on Harry during class, he wanted to cause Potter pain in a setting where muggles would not notice.

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Snape gave Harry a year 7 (6th Grade for USA) math worksheet to complete. This whole sheet would be over his head. If Potter had somehow completed one page then it was charmed to keep supplying problems. Even if it had to go into other years. Snape highly doubted that. The problem were sure way to cause Potter pain.

Harry was pleasantly surprised at the worksheet for detention, it would cause him minim pain. Even that would hurt a lot. He started on the page quietly.

"Even now he wishes had never met me"

"A little rough around the edges but just fine by me"

"The pain should be to much to bear"

"I just wish he would get me ice and then I would fine"

"That should teach Potter to mess with the might and power of Severus Snape"

"Poor guy, his face looks like a smile could finish him off"

"The best Potion Master in Great Britain is not to be crossed"

"Is that car grease in his hair?"

Harry was done with the 7th year part in 30 minutes. Harry was halfway done with the 9th year section when it was time to go.

Snape was ready to put off the evil laugh, he had finally started getting his revenge. Today was only the beginning.

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Harry hurried home. If he was late, well, his body couldn't take another punishment. He ran inside the home and paused for a second to form a plan of attack.

"Everything needs to be done now, but how?"

Harry picked up everything needed for a meal. Then he picked up the same frying pan he used yesterday.

"Of course, I'll use the force"

\It was a easy matter to move things now that he knew how but to get them to move with him watching the objects was a different matter. Once he got the mop going it would stop as soon as he took his eyes off of it. So while in the Kitchen, Harry was cooking, mopping, dusting and washing the window by way of his powers. He went though out the house cleaning one room at a time. When the food was done cooking so was the house.

Harry was so tired. It was like he had done all the work instead of the force. Harry peeked his head outside. It was so dark and Harry hadn't finished punning the trees or watering the yard. Harry decided it was time to take a little risk.

By the time the Duesleys were back from the movies. Everything was perfect, sure Vernon complained but Harry's uncle hadn't started handing out punishment. Harry was fine with that. Harry was so tired that he didn't even do his homework. Harry just went straight to bed.

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Snape couldn't believe his eyes.

"Potter got it all right"

The dark man checked the answers again.

"No way, Potter must have cheated"

Snape thought of the many ways Potter could had cheated but none added up.

"Maybe he had an older student gave him the answers before hand"

Even on the drive home did this question plague him.

"No he could not have know the questions, Potter could have looked in the answer book"

Finally the solutions grew impossible.

"No there was no answer book, maybe he took the Felix potion"

By the time Snape got home he had concluded that Potter had somehow cheated

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Remus Lupin was having that nightmare again.

Lily Potter was wearing a black robe, looking like an angel of death.

"Remus did you not promise" She said.

"Well, I did" the werewolf replied.

"Fulfill your promise" She said

"I didn't get around to it" he said.

Lily's gentle green eyes would turn raging red and the dark mark would appear on his skin. He would see himself kneeing before Voldemont.

"Fulfill your promise or you are no better than them." Lily said before fading away.

"They are not going to believe me" Lupin pleaded.

All was in vain, the werewolf was lost in visions of the world being ruled by Voldemont.

Before he could wake up a voice would say "You are speaker for the dead, Remus Lupin and if you don't speak the future is lost."