Author is chained inside a metal cage, while around her court is in progress.

Readers shout at her, telling her to write a chapter.

"I'm sorry but my beta won't beta anymore" the Author says feebly.

"Nice try, I haven't betaed for five chapters, try again" says Judge/my retired Beta.

The court room is in uproar at the news, some younger readers faint.

"Order in the court" Judge/my retired Beta demands.

A random reviewer throws a ice cream at her, "You don't deserve to be a Judge in this weird fantasy world".

While the army of readers use the Judge/my retired Beta for target practice, the caged Author quickly works on her story.

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Before I forget the Reviewer contest.

hopeless lady dreamer: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SNAPE AS A HIPPIE!! LMAO.
Nice work! i was wondering if you have decided whether you want Snape to become aware of Harry's Homelife and become nicer? lol i really hope you go for that option, i dont like an overly nice Snape, but slightly nicer for Snape...well thats probably like some peoples bad days, only a constant thing...does that make sense?
Anyways good work. Cant wait for next chapter.

Author: Sorry for the long wait, but Real life got in the way. Any way about the whole Snape being nicer, I agree all the way, Your right about the whole bad day thing but personally I think that life has been a whole bad day for him.

As for SShappiness I hope this chapter helps.

Severus Snape was happily sporting a green and blue tie-die shirt with white pants. At this minute he was answering the experiment question sheet.

The new potion is a success. I feel calmer and happier. So far I don't foresee any side effects, as it stands this potion should be able to sold to the public by next week.

Harry Potter knocked on the door. He had hid out all day in the boy's bathroom replaying the time that he had ran out.

"Well, I…" Harry started to say.

"Or is your brain too puffed up and hard headed to understand that you like the rest of the inadequate student body HAVE TO FOLLOW RULES" Severus Snape said quickly, wasting no time for excuses.

Harry couldn't take it anymore.

"I'm sorry, sir" Harry said before running out.

Now he hoped by serving the detention that Snape would not report him. He knew that his family would love to punish him.

At least that is what he told himself as he knocked on the door.

"Another chance to make the world a better place"

"I wonder if Mr.Snape will have me fried or boiled"

When Mr. Snape opened to door two pairs of eyes could not help but stare.

"What is Potter doing here?"

"Do I want to know what happened?"

"Mr. Potter, as much as I know you would love to stand in my doorway trying to get your abysmal future a slightly better chance, I have other important and life changing business to attend to." Mr. Snape said with a growing sneer.

"You have a life?.!.?"

"Reeking, nasty Potter had to show up now? HOW DARE HE."

Needless to say the potion had worn off fast.

"I am here to serve my detention, sir, professor, sir" Harry said trying not to laugh at Mr. Snape's outfit.

"I hate it when Potters are up to something"

"I must not look at his clothes or I will laugh"

"Very well, Mr. Potter, you can leave this classroom spotless using this toothbrush as your instrument." Mr. Snape fumed.

With that Snape stalked out of the classroom, by means of his trademark billowing robes.

"Well, that was random"

It didn't occur to Snape that he had left his favorite black toothbrush until he had left the parking lot. The worst part was not that it had touched the floor where thousands of germs were sure to flourish. That could be fixed with a simple cleaning charm.

Oh no, the worst part was that it had touched Potter.

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Harry looked at the toothbrush and then at the floor.

"Snape has lost more than a couple marbles"

Harry got to work, while he was a fast worker, you can only go so fast with a toothbrush. By the time Snape had come back (this time with the proper clothing), he was done. Harry wondered why Snape had taken long time to get back.

Snape still mentally cringed at the memory at what the potion had made him do. At least now he could control the visible cringe. When he had got back to the classroom Potter rushed out.

"Might as well look at the damage"

When he saw the classroom he could not believe his eyes. The classroom shined in the afternoon sunlight. It was like magic.

"I cannot believe Potter would use magic to speed his detention"

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Harry was cutting it close. He only had twenty minutes until the Duesleys came home and he wasn't even there yet. He could feel his death coming, not to add on his sore arms to the list of difficulties he would have to overcome.

With all that he did not notice his skin becoming silver and green.

Yes! I am done with all the fluff. Next chapter will have major plot happenings.