The Randomest Story Ever!

by fanficky-chicky

This is a completely random fic, I started writing it in eighth grade --back in 2005, you do the math-- so I sincerely apologize for the first few chapters. If you want the gold, read the parodies. The rest is UTTERLY ridiculous.

2. Luna and Neville

I think I'll just add a chapter to this when im bored...

I dont own them u kno the drill

Ok, these are ficlets so, -FLASH-BANG-BOOM- NEW PLOT LINE!

Ok...so..um Neville is really shy right so nobody really knows him WHICH IS STUPID BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME. So Luna isnt shy right? So lets put them together (which was gonna happen anyway) and watch their dialogue.

Neville:Hi oh -fumbles- oh no -generally acts clumsy-

Luna:Why doesnt anyone pay very much attention to us?

Neville:Because oh dear -more clumsiness- we're the second hand -befuddlement- comic relief.

Luna:Well thats odd, because there have been refferences to my possibly slightly tragic past, u kno because i can see thestrals.

Neville:Yes but you seem to have witnessed horrors and not come out of them all brooding and depressing -loses toad- AND THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU!

Luna: -points- Theres a toad on your head.

Neville: TREVOR!

Luna:Sheesh even I'm not THAT out of it...