Omg omg -random urge to write weird crap-

Ok here is a little parody of the fourth movie:

HARRY:OMG i shit myself from that dream, and now we're at the quidditch world cup, and now its over, an now im passing out, and now theres a creepy dude and the dark mark and now we're at hogwarts, and now the Durmstrang guys and Beauxbroads are here...wow that all happened really fast.

RON:-oggles asses-

HERMIONE AND GINNY: -rolls eyes-

DUMBLEDORE:Triwizard-glory-and-shit

WEASLEY TWINS:Wicked

DUMBELDORE: But you cant cause ur too young

WEASLEY TWINS: Fuck you!

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DUMBELDORE:WTF! HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME IN THAT FUCKING CUP? BECAUSE IF YOU DID I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL--

HARRY:No no i didnt! But i shit myself again because of your weird mood swing just now.

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RITA SKEETER:-is annoying-

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HARRY:Take that you bitchass dragon!

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RON:Shit we need dates,

FRED:-NOTE-Dear Ron, you're such a loser, im going to taunt you with my superior wooing skills.

RON:Shit, Harry your a boy, Hermione your a girl, omg wanna go to the ball with me?

HERMIONE:Fred's right, you are a loser, besides i got a date. HAHA pwned!

RON:My life has turned to shit.

SNAPE:Sure has, and now im going to pwn you! HAHA.

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VIEWERS:Holy shit, did Maxime just eat a beetle out of his beard -shudder- -retch-

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CEDRIC:-unaware of iminent death- yo harry!

HARRY: What?

CEDRIC: You're a dirty dirty filthy boy right?

HARRY:Beg pardon?

CEDRIC:Well being the dirty, filthy, sexy boy you are i think you should take a bath in the prefects bathroom.

HARRY:O...k

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HARRY:-takes off clothes-

ME AND MY FRIENDS:Wooooooooot! OH YEAH TAKE IT OFF SEXY BOY!

GAY TEEN VIEWERS:-erection-

MYRTLE: Oh Harry, Cedric took longer to figure it out...almost all the bubble had completely gone -giggle-

HARRY:-gathers bubbles-

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MAZE:-is ominous-

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CEDRIC:-dead-

HARRY:shit

VOLDEMORT:Ah, let me caress his face with my foot

HARRY:Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

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VOLDEMORT: Now I call my Death Eaters to me. Lucius, I know that's you, I can see your flowing platinum locks from under your mask.
LUCIUS: Er, if I had just caught one whiff of your cologne, my lord...
VOLDEMORT: Liar. I called your house and you said 'I'm sorry, this is Mallory's Pizza Parlour' and hung up. Bitchass.

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And thats all the weird shit i feel like writing so sod off as a friend of mine would say.