Wow, Random crap urge again, really close together lately...
Because SOME people didnt read my first authors note i must repeat.: its stupid has a lot of swearing but it was alabour of love and I had a lot of fun, so now know that it is going to be incredibly stupid please dont tell me in a review that it is stupid or awful, because i already know that.
To one person who said my previous chapter was "RETARED" (yes that is how they spelt it) I believe that you are the "RETARED" one. However, this one is dedicated to you. (By the way i will purpously spell "Retarded" incorrectly for you as well.)
Harry was walking down the road (because i could not think of a better thing for him to be doing) when he spotted a completely RETARED Fanfiction reviewer. He walked up to the RETARED reviewer and gave them a longwinded speech about respecting Authors choices and not making pointless reviews just to tell them that their ficky is bad. After he was finished he spotted a very attractive author (moi) and began to passionately make out with her. The end.
TO ALL THOSE WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A REAL FIC, I laugh at you foolishness. I would not waste an entire update on teaching someone a lesson.
Twas a lovely day on yonder field of hogwarts. A sleepy Harry lay daydreaming of defeating Voldemort alongside his bestest buddy a carton of eggnog. Though Harry was best friends with the carton of eggnog he often got the feeling that there was some thing it was not telling him. But then one day Harry got very very very very very thirsty and accidentily drank all the innards of his friend. So i guess he would never know its secret (pppppppsssssstttt, -It was in love with harry--)
Because that opening was comletely irrelevant the author has decided to go in a completely different direction (sorta).
Dobby:TTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!
Harry:Sorry dobby thats already happened
Dobby:Terribly sorry.-CRACK-
Ron:Is it just me or whenever i read about aparating i always get side tracked thinking about arses?
Hermione:Because of the "Crack" sound?
Ron:What about it?
Harry:-dies laughing-
Hermone:You've killed Harry!
Filch:-Runs weirdily towards them- You've killed my cat!
Harry:Sorry thats already happened too.
Ron:What the fuck I thought you were dead?
Harry:Oh right, Sorry, -dies-
Hermione:Well if that isnt the weirdest shit...