The Randomest Story Ever!

by fanficky-chicky

This is a completely random fic, I started writing it in eighth grade --back in 2005, you do the math-- so I sincerely apologize for the first few chapters. If you want the gold, read the parodies. The rest is UTTERLY ridiculous.

5. Twas Hogwarts

O, M, F, G another random crap urge! Perhaps i am actually stalling because my other Fic is frustrating me -ponders-

Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through Hogwarts,

Not a creature was stirring,

Not even the boggarts.

The misteltoe was hung,

In the corridors with care,

In hopes that Ron and Hermione,

Would soon be there. (Yes, I am a Ron/Hermione shipper)

All the students slept,

Nestled snug in their beds,

As visions of sugar quills,

Danced in their heads.

When out in the lake,

there arose such a clatter,

They all jumped out of bed,

to see what's the matter.

Away to the windows they ran,

Or on broomsticks took flight,

To see what was happening,

Try as they might.

When, what to their wandering eyes should appear?

The Giant squid, and 5 death eaters!

They fought quite well,

So lively and acrylic (like I said, random crap)

I knew that I,

Must do something quick.

So I found Harry Potter,

That smashing good chap,

And woke him from,

His slumbering nap.

So up he sprung,

through the chimney with glee,

Off to fight bad guys,

SMEE SMEE SMEE!