-hums absent mindedly- … Oh hello there.

Don't own it fool. Respect.

Your reviews make me happy, my other fic is pretty much in the loo at the moment so well… yeah it's turning to crap before my eyes. Anyway, let ze shite commence.

Bunch 'o limericks I is inclined to be writing yes?

Harry was quite a good seeker.

In potions he had to use beakers. ( we like so totally have to do that in science –dies-)

He caught the snitch

And paid the bitch

So he could have a peeker.

Neva said it would be a clean limerick : ) Its not my fault snitch rhymes with bitch so nyeh! –sticks out tongue-

Marge blew up

Pup pup pup

And out the window she flew.

Why her dear brother

And dudley's mother

Could both see up her skirt.

Not a limerick but pft. Sod off.

You know what? I need another movie to parody. 'Cause I'm good at writing that shit.

Gah

Pft

SPALOOY

POOFTER

SHACKA LACKA SWISH

-tumble weed-

Why are you still here?

Oh that's right.

Because I am all powerful and this is somehow entrancing to you!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

-cough-

-is addicted to the return key-

ROCKS FALL AND EVERYONE DIES.

-pants- Ok –breath- I'm done.

STUPID THING WONT LET ME DO WHAT I WANT DIE STABA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!#12PRJENGRNG;LKGNALG J

- ANGSTYNESSTION BAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

CURSE IT

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU

SHIT THIS PIECE OF CRAP FUCKING DICKHEADS COCK SUCKING MAGGOTS LET ME HAVE MY FUCKING SPACES YOU SON OF A BITCH!

-posts this for some reason-