WAH! I'm so glad I'm getting at least a few reviews! I'll continue with the story…

Ayame chased her pet down the many hallways of Ouran High School. It ricocheted off the walls and doorways. This is the last time I give him sugar. She silently vowed, continuing to run.

As she was dashing to keep up with the menace, she happened to bump into Kyouya. He looked her over. "Oh, it's you again." He said coolly. He jotted down several things in his notebook.

Ayame's eyes widened. "PEDOPHILE!" she screamed. She tackled him and started whacking him over the head.

Kyouya winced at every blow, but tried to keep his cool. It was lucky that Hunny and Mori rounded the corner to find them.

Hunny pointed to Ayame. "Look! It's the rape girl!" he announced.

"Don't say that." Mori told him. They continued to watch the tussle.

Ayame yanked on Kyouya's hair. "DIE YOU BESPECTICALED DEMON FROM HELL!" she shouted.

Maru, Tamaki, Hikaru and Kaoru ran in. Maru gasped. "Ayame! What in hells name are you doing!?" she wrenched her friend off of Kyouya.

"I'm really sorry about her. I don't know what her problem is." Maru apologized as if her dog had gotten loose.

Ayame struggled against Maru's hold. "Let go!" she commanded. "He's a rapist! He DESERVES the pain!" she clawed at the air.

Maru threw a questioning glance in Kyouya's direction. "Why is he a rapist?" she asked.

Ayame stopped thrashing to think. "I dunno, he just looks like one." She replied.

The little fox walked back in. He was holding a snow cone. "Look what I got!" he proclaimed. "It's a duck!"

They all stared at him with annoyed expressions. "That's a snow cone." Tamaki informed him.

Mort stared at it. "Oh…." He said. That seemed to be all they would get out of him.

Maru pushed Ayame forward. "I can't believe you brought that thing with!" she snapped. "If my grandfather found out-"

"He won't." Ayame interrupted her.

Maru looked as if she might explode with rage. "How can he not find out…" she asked, her voice shaking with fury. "When the entire Host Club JUST SAW HIM WALK IN?"

Ayame turned to look at the Host club before her. She grinned in a wicked way. "Because, if they do I'll spill their little secret to everyone." She chuckled.

They all gave a start. "W-what secret?" Tamaki demanded.

She held her smirk firmly in place. "I think you know which one." She replied softly.

"The one where Tamaki still sleeps with his teddy bear?" the Twins wondered.

Tamaki shot them a death glare. "I do not!" he cried. "I just… it… NO I DON'T!" he quickly huddled into the 'corner of woe' position.

Ayame shook her head. "No, the one where HARUHI'S A GIRL!"

HA! Suspense! I bet you're all wondering how she knew that (or how she even knew her name) But you'll just have to wait for the next chapter to find out! (Sorry if this chapter's kinda short, I'm crunched on time.)