(A/N): Yo, yo, yo, dis is Sasa and Leechie. Jo's door makes yall hyper. So we're going to write a story on my piece of shit computer.(leechie's Computer) (Its shit you know )
Yo so there was like this dude named Harry yo. And he was like "DAAAAAMMMMMN, I'm Like that Dude who is ALIVE!"
And then Hermione was like. "Harry, I think you need to lay off the drugs."
And Ron was all like "NOOOOO! Then he won't bring ME drugs, and that is not cool man."
And so then Snape pops out of nowhere and is like, "NOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED."
By James that is. HE IS SUCH A RAPIST.
Anyways, back to the drugs.
Harry got them from SIRIUS. WHO'S VACATIONING IN THE TROPICS. FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
SIRIUS DRINKS OUT OF COCONUTS. THEY'RE BROWN. AND FUZZY.
SUGGESTIVE? NOOOOO…
So right, Harry, was like totally triiiiiiiippppiin. Like maaaaaaaaaad trippin. Like seeing giant flooberworms trippin.
That's pretty fucking high.
So Ron was like, "Pass me some 'o dat drugs YO"
And Hermione was like, "Your British, why are Talking like that?"
And Ron was like "This is just how people talk when they get high"
THREE HOURS LATER.
Hermione was like "DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT HIGH TALKING THING LIKE YOU SAID MANNNNN!"
Sirius: I love coconuts! I'M NOT DED! PULL ME OF THE BIG FREAKING CURTAIN.
Harry: Do you hear something?
Hermione: You mean like a cry of hysteria from a dude on an island drinking from coconuts? No, I don't hear anything.
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AN Hokay, you read it, you can't unread it. NOW REVIEW OR I KEEL YOU WITH MY BIG FREAKING CURTAIN. If you do review you get a free fuzzy coconut. Aren't I just so nice… and non-violent?