Huzzah for fangirlness and the band They Might Be Giants. Just thought I'd give my favorite things a little shout-out. On with the story, yes?
All of them stared at Ayame in disbelief. Tamaki was immediately snapped out of the corner of woe and ran up to her. "NO! You can't! No one can find out or people will think we're sick! Is that what you want to happen? Huh?!"
Ayame just looked bored. "Who's to say people don't think you're sick already?" she retorted. "And I won't tell you're secret if you don't tell mine." She motioned to Mort as she said this. He was currently licking a hairbrush as if it were a large lollipop.
"I luvs hairballs." He sighed in-between licks.
Tamaki looked horrified. "That, that's MY hairbrush!" he exclaimed. "Give it back you little beast!" He lunged for his precious brush.
Mort dodged out of the way and ran down the hall with Tamaki in hot pursuit. Kyouya watched them go. "That's rather disgusting." He remarked. He jotted a few more things down in his notebook.
Ayame held up her finger. "I wasn't finished." She began. "In addition to keeping Mort a secret, the entire host club (minus Haruhi) will have to go to town with me and Maru for four days." She finished by smiling and sticking her tongue out.
The twins looked horrified. "What the hell do we have to do that for?" Hikaru demanded.
"Because I said so." Ayame replied simply.
Hunny jumped up in the air. "Hooray! We get to go to town with Ayame-chan!" he laughed in a sing-song voice. Mori seemed to care less.
"I still don't see why we have to go." Kaoru agreed with his brother.
Mori realized something. "How did you know Haruhi's name?" he asked.
Ayame replied, "It's actually a rather interesting story actually. You see, I was snooping through the perminant records this morning, and I happened to find her pretty profile. I was happy to see that she was not only a girl, but also part of the host club. I found it quite funny, and kept the information for blackmail."
Maru turned to her friend. "Why are you making them come to town with you? Are you on crack or something?" she hissed. "They can't just ditch school!"
Ayame shrugged. "Why not? It'll be fun. And as for them going, you'll see why if you come with." Maru scowled, not liking being out of the loop.
"Oh, and one last condition." Ayame piped up suddenly. She reached into her backpack and pulled out what looked like a collar. She quickly snapped it on Kyouya.
He gave her an annoyed look. "What's this for?" he asked.
Ayame put a hand in the air and recited, "All pedophiles are required to wear a shock collar until further notice." She pressed a small button attached to her backpack as a keychain.
To make a long story short, Kyouya was shocked with a high voltage of electricity.
The twins were laughing so hard they were crying. Ayame seemed to enjoy it as well. Kyouya, however, could've been a little better about it.
"HOW DARE YOU!" he shouted, getting up slowly. "My father will sue you for as much as you're worth!"
Ayame retorted, "Your daddy hits you too I bet. Good and hard."
Kyouya lunged at her, intent on hurting her. She pushed the button again and he was out cold.
Mort suddenly came back into the room, minus one hairbrush and Tamaki. "The Turkey man is in the closet and he kept calling me a little hairball from hell and so I locked the door." He babbled.
Everyone stared at him again. "He says that he locked Tamaki in the closet." Ayame translated.
Maru shook her head. "We'd better get back to the room before you put us in any more danger of expulsion." She said. "I talked my grandpa into letting you stay in one of the spare rooms."
"We have rooms here?" Hunny gasped.
Maru shrugged. "Well, sure. They're mostly for teacher's kids or kids who don't have a very good home life-"
"Like Kyouya." Ayame put in lightly.
"Hush up." Maru snapped. "Anyways, we stay at the school, considering the fact that our homes are in totally different countries…"
Ayame put her hands on her hips. "But Maru, I thought you said your parents were d-"
"I told you to hush!" Maru growled, cutting her off. She grabbed her friend by the arm and Mort by the tail and the three of them strode out.
The others stared after them. "We'll go get Mi'lord out of the closet." The twins said, leaving in the opposite direction.
Kyouya stood up. He looked like a terrible mess. He adjusted his glasses and made an attempt to straighten his glasses. "This girl is trouble." He growled softly.
End! Finally! You won't believe how long it took me to get this thing done. Well, I'd better get moving. Mom's hovering over my shoulder and that's NEVER a good sign.
Until next time! -phantomangel