I'M FINALLY UPDATING!!! (does the dance of updated fanfics)

Ayame was up bright and early the next day. She hopped over to Maru's room and pounded on the door. "GET UP!" she screamed. "We have Host Club Members to sneak out of school!"

Maru opened the door and glared at her friend with sleepy eyes. "Do I have to go?" she moaned.

"Yes." Ayame replied. "Now get dressed! I locked Mort in his kennel so he'll be fine while we're gone. You need to forge your grandfather's handwriting and write notes to the teachers in class A that they'll be gone."

Maru slammed the door shut.

A few minutes later, they were outside. Ayame did a quick head-count and nodded in satisfaction. "Well, I've been thinking." She started.

"What a surprise." Maru muttered sarcastically.

Ayame ignored her and continued. "I've been thinking, and I decided you all deserve to know the real reason I'm here." She paused dramatically. "I am here to decide which of you must be paired with Haruhi."

Everyone stared at her. "Isn't that Haruhi's choice?" Kaoru protested.

Ayame shook her head. "But don't you see? She's had a whole semester to choose, and she still doesn't know. I guess I'm here to be a… a matchmaker."

Tamaki looked mortified. "So… what have you decided?" he gulped.

Ayame tapped her chin. "Well, so far Kyouya and Hunny are out. Hunny would suit her better as a friend and Kyouya… well, he's just a rapist."

"But-" Kyouya started to argue, but was interrupted by a shock.

"Don't interrupt." Ayame said politely. "Anyways, the top two so far are Mori and Hikaru." She turned to Tamaki. "You're in dead last." She informed him.

He gaped at her. "WHY?!" he demanded.

"Because you're annoying." She replied. "That's why I'm bringing you all out here with me, so we can go through a series of tests. Hunny shall play Haruhi." Hunny looked pleased at the thought. "And the rest of you will do what you would do in that situation."

Maru looked around. "Let's just get out of here before someone sees us." She sighed.

HA! Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? HA HA!!! You all thought she was a mary-sue, but SHE'S NOT!!! YEAH! I myself have no clue who Haruhi will end up with so… yeah. I guess I'll just play it by ear from here.

Until next time!

3 phanty-chan