A/N: People reviewed!!! Yay!!! So, I just HAVE to update. I will get this one to be longer. Sorry for the short beginning chapter!!! Anyways, Chapter 2!!! Here it is!!! Read on!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, or Organization XIII. Except for the members I like to rent. (For inspiration) XD
Zexion: LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET!!!!
Erinicole12: uh… hehe… don't mind that…
Demyx: Zexy-kun, I can't breathe!!!
Erinicole12: that either…. -shifty eyes-
A Day in the Life of a NobodyChapter II
"Oh yes, Axel… I bet he would…" Roxas said mischievously.
"I don't like where this is going…" Zexion said.
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"Aw, don't worry Zexy, we're not gonna make you do anything bad…" Axel said.
"No! Of course not…" Roxas added, stifling a laugh that was bursting to come out.
"Just tell me what Demy- I mean, Demyx has to do with all this." Zexion said coolly.
"Well, you should know," Axel started. "He is your boyfriend after all!!!"
"What are you talking about?!" Zexion said, his voice growing higher and higher.
Roxas and Axel looked at each other and started cracking up.
"What's…. up…. With…. his ….voice?!" they said while laughing.
Zexion hung his head back down again, his face turning as red as Axel's hair.
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!! I gotta get out of here!!! He screamed in his head.
Axel straightened up, wiping the tears from his eyes.
"Ok, Rox, now down to business. Go find Demyx," Axel ordered.
"Or better yet…" Roxas said, looking at Zexion. "Let's ask his boyfriend where he would be…"
"Oh yeah! Duh!" Axel said.
"So where is our Demy, Zexy?" Axel asked.
"Why should I tell you?" Zexion asked.
"Because if you don't help us, we're just gonna have to change our plans…" Axel said, smirking.
Zexion's eyes widened in shock again as he thought of the millions of ways Axel and Roxas could do even worse things.
"Check his room," Zexion said sadly.
Roxas quickly summoned a portal and was off to Demyx's room.
Axel turned to Zexion.
Gotta think fast, gotta think fast… where to put him? Axel thought.
An idea popped into his head. He went to his desk drawers and found the huge roll of duct tape that Larxene had given him for his birthday. I knew this would come in handy someday.
Zexion looked up at his crazy captor.
Axel turned around, threateningly unraveling the duct tape.
"No! You put any of that on me, and so help me, Axel, I will kill you when all this is over!" Zexion yelled.
Axel wasn't listening. He took a strip of duct tape and put it over Zexion's mouth. He grabbed Zexion and put him in his closet.
"You be a good boy now, and keep quiet," he said, firmly taping the legs of the chair to the ground and Zexion's legs to the chair.
Meanwhile…
Roxas appeared in front of Demyx's door. He knocked loudly.
"DEMMMMYYYXXX!!!!" Roxas yelled.
Larxene poked her head out of her door.
"SHUT UP ROXAS!!!" Roxas jumped and turned to the source of the screaming. "I'M SHARPENING MY KNIVES HERE, SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY TEST DUMMY, YOU WILL KEEP QUIET!!!" Larxene yelled at Roxas, furious. She slammed the door.
Roxas let out a quiet sigh of relief. Larxene always scared him. He didn't want to knock again, afraid that Larxene would come out and kill him. Luckily, Demyx heard everything, and opened the door.
"What's up Rox?" he asked.
"Axel wants to talk to you," Roxas said.
"Why didn't he come and get me himself?" Demyx inquired.
"He has his reasons," Roxas said, hoping Demyx wouldn't say no to coming.
"Ok," Demyx said, shrugging. He closed his door behind him and walked with Roxas to Axel's room.
On the way there, they passed Xemnas's room. Roxas's ears perked up at what he heard.
"Oh…oh…OH!!!" he could have sworn that was Saix in Xemnas's room. He stopped walking, grabbing Demyx's arm to get him to stop too.
"Come on, Saix… don't… UNH! Be a baby," that was Xemnas. Roxas could tell his deep voice anywhere.
Roxas and Demyx's eyes widened in shock.
"Whoa!" they whispered at each other.
This will come in handy later… Roxas thought.
"Hey, what do you think-" Demyx said, but couldn't finish when Roxas grabbed his arm and ran to Axel's room.
"Let's go! You know what Manse- I mean, Xemnas will do if he sees us listening at the door," Roxas said while running.
They reached Axel's door, and knocked.
Axel opened the door.
"Come in, come in," Axel said, smiling.
Demyx and Roxas walked in. Demyx sat down on Axel's bed. Roxas and Axel stood in front of him.
"Demyx, we have some questions to ask you," Axel said very professionally.
"Ok. Shoot." Demyx said, crossing his legs.
"Are you gay?" Roxas started.
"No." Demyx said.
"Do you know about the rumors around the castle that you and Zexion are dating?" Axel asked.
"Yes. They aren't true." Demyx said, shifting a bit.
"Are you lying?" Roxas asked with a raised eyebrow.
"No. When have you guys ever known me to lie?" Demyx retorted.
"He has a good point, Roxas," Axel stated.
"Do you recognize… this!?" Axel said, holding a piece of blue hair in front of Demyx's quivering eyes.
"Um…uh… no…" Demyx stuttered.
Axel and Roxas nodded to each other and both gave him the same you're-totally-lying look.
Demyx broke down.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ZEXY-KUN!!!!!" he shrieked.
Axel grabbed him and covered his mouth with his hand.
"If you want to see Zexion again, you will do what we say," Axel said threateningly.
Demyx's eyes widened. Roxas smirked.
"Now, keep quiet, and don't move," Axel said, letting him go.
He turned his back to Demyx and whispered to Roxas.
"What should we make him do?" Axel asked.
"Well, on the way here, we passed Xemnas's room. You will not believe what we heard! I figure we could use that to our advantage," Roxas said, an evil grin stuck on his face as he looked at his red-haired friend.
"Excellent thinking, Roxy…" Axel said, returning the evil grin.
He fake sniffed, pretending to wipe tears from his eyes.
"I'm so proud of you, Roxy…" Axel said, enveloping Roxas in a hug.
"Yeah… thanks, axel… um…one thing though…" Roxas said, suffocating under Axel's hug.
"What Roxy?" Axel asked.
"LET ME GO!!! I cant… breathe!!!" Roxas said.
"Oh yeah, breathing. Right. Sorry," Axel said, letting him go and scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.
Axel turned to Demyx with a straight face. Demyx was sitting perfectly still in the position that Axel had left him, and was turning a dark shade of purple.
"Dude! Demyx, you stupid… BREATHE, DAMMIT!" Axel said, covering his face in embarrassment at how stupid Demyx was being.
Demyx let out a huge breath, and took in oxygen again. He returned to his normal color.
"Thanks… a lot… Axel…" Demyx panted.
"Ok, Demyx, here's what we get you to do," Axel began.
Axel and Roxas began explaining the plan in his ear.
Demyx's eyes widened in shock.
"You want me to WHAT!?" Demyx shrieked.
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Yup yups! I figure that this was a good place to stop. Now all I need are REVIEWS!!!! Press the purple button and review for me and I will toss cupfuls of confetti on you!!! Next chapter, the plan will be put into action, I promise!!! Don't hurt me!!!
-closet door breaks down-
Erinicole12: uh-oh. I'm in trouble. -runs and gets tranquilizer gun-
Demyx: Yay! Zexy-kun, you're so strong! -glomps Zexion-
Zexion: Get off me Demyx. We will… er… talk later. Right now, I need to get revenge on the… ugh… -faints-
Erinicole12: Got him!
Demyx: ZEXION!!! NO!!! -faints-
Erinicole12: XD