Author's Note: Hmm… now Axel and Roxas need to hold up their end of the deal, prevent Marluxia and Larxene from destroying the castle without getting killed themselves, and watch out for Zexion when they let him go. Yes, I'm sorry, he has to be let go. Oh, I almost forgot. -throws confetti on all reviewers- THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS AND HELP!!!

Zexion: -holding knife over author's head- hehe… -evil grin-

Erinicole12: Don't even think about it when I'm writing, Zexion!

Zexion: -pouts-

Erinicole12: Tch. Organization members.

Zexion: Tch. Crazy fangirls.

Demyx: Tch. Um… can't think of anything to complain about. I just felt left out… -pouts-

Zexion: It's ok, Demmy -kisses Demyx-

Erinicole12: -snaps pictures excessively- Yippee!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, or Organization XIII. I wish I did. -pouts-

A Day in the Life of a Nobody Chapter IV

"Oh yeah, we forgot about Marly and Larxene!" Axel said, laughing even more.

"We'll deal with it later," Roxas said, joining his friend in laughter.

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Repeated thumps were heard from next door.

"Oh no, what did you do, Roxas?!" Demyx asked, zipping up his cloak.

Roxas's eyes widened in shock.

Shouts and curses were heard from Marluxia's room.

Even Axel was surprised.

"Geez, Rox, you were supposed to cause some trouble that would stop Saix and Mansex's 'training', not cause the end of The World that Never Was." Axel said, scratching the back of his head.

"Whoa. It sounds bad." Demyx said, his ear on the wall.

"Take this, you gay-ass flower hippie!"

"You'll regret that, you lightning bug freak!"

"Take that back, flower boy!"

"Bug freak!"

"Gay Hippie!"

Demyx, Axel, and Roxas were glued to the wall, listening to every word.

Shit!!! What have I done!!! Roxas shouted in his head.

Damn. What did Roxas do? Axel asked, looking at the short blonde in front of him with a raised eyebrow.

We're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die!!! Demyx panicked in his head.

"Demyx, we're gonna need you to do one more thing for us," Roxas said, his eyes serious. "We need to stop Marluxia and Larxene from killing The World that Never Was as we know it."

Axel nodded in agreement.

"Why can't Roxas just come clean?" Demyx asked.

"Oh, Demyx. Demyx, Demyx, Demyx, you naïve nobody." Axel started, putting his arm around Demyx and preparing to put him in a headlock. "Roxas can't come clean because then Marluxia and Larxene would tear him to shreds. And even if Saix and Mansex could stop them, Mansex would send Roxy to oblivion in two seconds flat. And if Roxy gets sent to oblivion, he will not be the only one to suffer, if you catch my drift."

Demyx's eyes widened as Axel's grip grew tighter around his neck.

"Yeah, yeah. I get it," Demyx said, nervously.

I'd hate to see what Axel would do if he ever lost Roxas. He'd probably kill me! Demyx thought in his head. Suddenly, the thousands of ways that Axel could kill him ran through his mind as his eyes widened in fear.

"So you're in then?" Axel smirked, as another bang was heard.

Demyx nodded.

Axel and Demyx turned to Roxas, who was still at his spot on the wall.

My god, they're ready to kill each other! And if we try to break them up, they'll kill US! What do we do?! As these thoughts raced through his mind, the blonde's eyes slowly widened to the point that the felt like they were going to pop out of his sockets.

"Hey, Rox? You ok? Your eyes are kinda… bugging," Axel asked, laughing a little at the freaked out blonde. He prodded his arm a few times before Roxas finally snapped back into reality.

"Huh? Yea-yeah… I'm ok. I think we should probably break them up before they-whoa!" Roxas was interrupted as a blur of pink hair flew through the wall.

"My room!!!" Demyx shrieked, grabbing his hair in distress.

"Whoa!!!" Axel said in amazement.

Larxene has a good arm… Axel thought, shuddering slightly.

The three wide-eyed nobodies watched in shock as the enraged blonde woman appeared in the hole in the wall. Marluxia had landed on Demyx's bed, breaking it in half. He looked at Larxene in total fear, unable to move. Larxene had her knives between her fingers, electricity pulsing from them. Her hair appeared to be standing on end from the static.

Axel looked at Roxas who was still standing by the hole, dumbfounded.

"Roxas! Let's go!" Axel yelled, grabbing the younger nobody's arm just as Larxene lunged at Marluxia, lightning surrounding her. Axel quickly summoned a portal and shoved his two confused friends in it, then entered it himself.

When they appeared back in Axel's room, they heard loud thumps and curses as well.

"Oh damn! Are they affecting this floor too!?" Demyx cried, hiding under Axel's desk.

"Demyx, calm down. It's probably just Zexion in the closet where I had put him," Axel said casually.

"You put my Zexy-kun in your closet!?" Demyx asked furiously as he jumped up from under the desk. There was literally fire in his eyes.

"Geez, Demyx, calm down! I'll let him out," Axel said, opening the closet door.

A black-gloved hand emerged from the doorway and grabbed Axel by the neck, choking him.

Zexion's face was red and slightly sweaty from his struggling. He had managed to get one hand free, and got the duct tape off his mouth. As for his other arm and his legs, they were slightly torn up, but Zexion had no luck with freeing himself from them.

"You… are going… to pay for this, Axel…" Zexion panted.

Demyx and Roxas looked inside the closet, where a very red and flustered Zexion was choking Axel to a deep shade of purple.

"Whoa, Axel, you weren't supposed to suffocate him," Roxas said sarcastically.

"Zexy-kun! You're ok!" Demyx said happily, throwing his arms in the air.

"Little… help here, Roxas?" Axel struggled, trying to claw off Zexion's grip.

"Fine, fine," Roxas said, grabbing Zexion's arm.

"Zexion, we'll let you go, on two conditions. One, you let go of Axel. Two, you stop Marluxia and Larxene from murdering us all and destroying The World That Never Was. Deal?" Roxas explained, getting Axel out of Zexion's grip.

"Thanks Roxas," Axel coughed, trying to regain color in his face and oxygen in his lungs.

Zexion thought a while. Then he closed his eyes and shrugged. "Fine. But I have a condition as well." Zexion said, his blue eyes flashing with danger.

Oh no. This can't be good… Axel thought.

"What?" Roxas eyed him suspiciously.

"When all of this is over, I get to do whatever I want to you two," Zexion said, hiding an evil smirk under what was left of his bangs.

"Deal!" Demyx popped in, cutting Zexion free.

"What!?" Axel and Roxas yelled, shocked.

Zexion stood up straight, rubbing his wrists.

"Ahh… much better. Thank you, Demyx." Zexion said.

"You're welcome, Zexy-kun!" Demyx said cheerfully, throwing his arms around Zexion's neck in a forceful hug.

Zexion tried gently pulling Demyx off, but to no avail. Demyx's arms were locked around his neck.

"Uh… erm… Demyx… you need to get off me…" Zexion said, blushing madly in front of Roxas and Axel, who were stifling their laughs.

"Aww… but I wuvs you, Sexy-Zexy!!!" Demyx said, pouting.

That was it. Axel and Roxas exploded in laughter.

"Sexy-Zexy?! Oh my god, that's hilarious!!!" Axel yelled between breaths.

"I cant…I cant breathe!!!" Roxas said, slowly turning red from laughing.

"Shut up!" Zexion said sternly, glaring at them with ice blue eyes.

Axel and Roxas immediately shut their mouths and put straight faces.

Zexion stopped fussing and held Demyx close, putting his face in his blonde hair.

"Demyx, you need to let go now. We'll talk later, ok?" Zexion whispered in Demyx's ear.

"Do you promise?" Demyx asked, his lower lip quivering in a full-on puppy dog pout.

"I promise." Zexion said, kissing Demyx gently on the mouth.

Axel looked on in envy at the two kissing nobodies. I wish I could have someone like that…

You already do, genius

I do?

Duh! Roxas. R-O-X-A-S. The one you love. 'Got it memorized'?

What? No way! I can't feel that way about him… I'm a nobody! I can't 'feel' anything! He brushed off these thoughts and snapped back into reality.

Demyx and Zexion were already gone.

"Wha? Huh? Roxas, where'd they go?" he asked, confused.

"They went to go deal with Marluxia and Larxene. You kind of… fazed out for a second there. Are you ok?" Roxas asked, his blue eyes looking up at Axel.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Axel said, casually putting his hands behind his head and looking at the ceiling, avoiding Roxas's gaze.

He looked over at Roxas, whose head was hung, his hair actually obeying gravity and leaning forward.

"Hey buddy, what's wrong?" Axel asked, leaning over to Roxas's eye level. He could see sorrow glistening in his blue eyes.

"Nothing, nothing. I'm fine." Roxas sniffed. I can't let him know what I'm feeling… IF you could call this urge a "feeling"

"We should go check on Marly and Larxene, huh?" Axel asked, placing a hand on Roxas's shoulder, snapping him back into reality.

Roxas nodded, as Axel summoned a portal to the hallway where the chaos was occurring.

When Zexion and Demyx reached Marluxia and Larxene…. (A/n: Just so you know, this is while Axel and Roxas are talking and spacing out and stuff)

Zexion and Demyx appeared back in Demyx's room, which was now completely destroyed.

"NO!!!!! My room!!!" Demyx cried, falling to his knees in despair.

Zexion put a comforting hand on Demyx's shoulder.

"It'll be ok. We'll fix this. But first, we need to stop Marluxia and Larxene." Zexion said.

Demyx sniffed and nodded, getting back up.

"But where did they go?" Demyx asked, looking around. He scanned his room and looked through the hole in the wall. They weren't there.

Zexion sniffed for the two nobodies' scents for a few moments. Demyx looked at Zexion, waiting for an answer. After a few moments, Zexion nodded. He walked through the hole in the wall, and motioned for Demyx to follow. Entering the equally ruined room, Zexion noticed the broken window to his left. He walked to the windowsill and looked over the side. He saw Marluxia and Larxene battling it out.

"Demyx, come on." Zexion said, summoning a portal to them.

"Ok!" he said perkily, following Zexion.

Moments later, Axel and Roxas appeared in Marluxia's room.

"Where'd they go?" Axel asked, looking around.

Roxas looked behind him and pointed to the broken window.

Before Axel could say anything, Roxas ran and jumped out the window. Axel didn't even think. He jumped out after him. Marluxia's room was about 6 stories above ground. Axel had to move fast. He spread his arms out straight in front of him, like a diving position. A few seconds later, he wrapped his arms around the flailing nobody, who had apparently forgotten about the concept of gravity. He made a portal below them and fell into it. The portal spit them out on the ground, right in front of The Castle That Never Was. Axel threw Roxas off of him, causing him to land a few feet away.

"Roxas are you crazy!? What were you thinking!? You could have died!" Axel started yelling at Roxas.

Roxas had his back to Axel. He got up slowly. His shoulders were shaking slightly. Axel walked toward him.

"That… was… Absolutely Awesome!!!" Roxas said, spinning around to face Axel, grinning like the Chesire Cat.

Axel was relieved that he was all right, but was still a little mad at him. He slapped Roxas clear across the face. Before Roxas could say anything, Axel wrapped his arms around him in a massive hug.

"Don't you ever, EVER, do that again, ok?" Axel said, holding Roxas even tighter.

Roxas was confused, but hugged his friend anyway, taking in the burnt scent.

"Ok. I promise." Roxas said into his cloak.

Axel released the sandy blonde and turned to where Marluxia and Larxene were battling. He could see Zexion and Demyx across from them.

"I see nothing has changed yet…" Axel said.

"Nope." Roxas shrugged, and watched the show.

Marluxia swung his scythe wildly, blocking Larxene's oncoming barrage of lightning. When she paused, he swung the scythe at her at full force. She ducked, but not soon enough. The scythe sliced off half of one of her bangs. When Larxene saw the portion of hair she had lost fall to the ground, she threw all her knives at Marluxia, getting rid of some of the chunks of his pink mane. She summoned them back to her fingers. She ran some electricity through them, and threw them again. She called a wave of lightning at Marluxia.

Zexion sighed, and walked toward the two feuding nobodies. When he got close enough and saw an opening, he summoned his lexicon. He then took himself, Demyx, Marluxia and Larxene inside the pages.

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Sorry this chapter isn't that funny. And is pretty weird. I'm going through some block right now, but I wanted to get another chapter out before the weekend was over. I'm sorry!!! Anyways, please Read and Review. If needed, I will rewrite this whole thing, change ratings, plot, whatever! Help me!! Thank you.

Zexion: Now's my chance -evil grin, grabs author and puts hand over author's mouth-

Erinicole12: Mmrrph!!!

Zexion: Demyx, the rope!

Demyx: Here you go, Zexy-kun! -hands rope to Zexion, helps tie up author to chair-

Erinicole12: No!!! Let me go!!!

Zexion: I am now taking over the Author's notes. I am holding the author captive. She will still write. But only what I say. -evil laughter-

Erinicole12: Oh fuck.