(I got this idea from first season, since McGee wrote that poem for Abs I thought why not make a contest for him)
Tony noticed McGee was typing on his computer and concentrating really hard. Normally this didn't amuse Tony but since it had been three days since they had a new case and hadn't gotten any new leads on their cold cases, Tony was bored so he decided to spy on the geek.
"A poem contest, are you kidding me Mcgeek" Tony said reading his screen. McGee looked up and glared at Tony. "Yeah Tony don't be jealous when I win the two hundred dollars prize" McGee said and Tony stuck his tongue out and flopped on his chair.
Tony decided to enter the contest to show Mcgeek he could write better than him and logged in to the site. Tony then gave him an evil smile when Tim wasn't looking. Tim looked over and Tony pretended to work on something.
Tim shrugged and went back to his poem. Gibbs came over and stared at him and McGee quickly dropped his page to the bottom. "McGee go and help Abby, she thinks she got a new lead for us on that cold case" Gibbs said and McGee hurried off.
Gibbs chuckled and pulled up the page from the bottom and smiled. Tony came over and Gibbs put it back to the bottom. "DiNozzo, what the hell do you want?" Gibbs asked glaring at his agent.
"Oh come on boss, I know you lied to get rid of the geek so you could see the competition and win the two hundred dollars" Tony said and Gibbs shook his head. "What the hell are you talking about?" Gibbs asked and Tony sighed.
"The poems competition, the one with the best poem wins two hundred smackaroos" Tony said and Gibbs glared at him so Tony sighed and gave up.
Gibbs smiled as Tony sat down at his desk again and sulked. Gibbs then sat down and pulled up his poem that he was writing. Gibbs wasn't in for the money he just wanted to see if he could beat a famous writer then rub it in his face.
Gibbs had accidentally logged in to the site a few hours ago and found out McGee was in the contest so now the whole team was trying to beat him as a sort of revenge for being put into his books. This was their best and only hope of embarrassing McGee and Thom E Gemcity together.
Ziva sat at her desk and when Tony wasn't looking gave Gibbs a thumbs up. Gibbs smirked as she got back to typing up her poem. This would be an interesting contest he thought.
Sure enough one week later the contest took place and the team came but pretended it was to wish McGee good luck. They drew names out of a hat and luckily Tim was first which was their hope so they could see his reaction when they got their turn.
McGee went up cleared his throat and smiled at the team who gave him thumbs up and when he didn't look they winked at each other.
"Whenever I was sad I turned to you for inspiration
How could I know you would unwrap my imagination
That the times I felt like a horrible human being
One look and you restored happiness without meaning
I sat and held you lovingly when you fell to the floor
There was no way I could send you out the door
It's true you and I caused trouble when we became too wild
But seeing you again I admit I smiled
For a man and his love must never part
It may be sad though that a machine stole my heart"
"Oh my god, I so need to go next" said Abby sulking at his poem. The announcer pulled out another name and sure enough "Abby Scuito" was the next writer to play the game.
Tim came back and sat down and glared at his friends. "Why do I have a feeling you all have a poem to share" said Tim and Tony smiled. 'because Mcgeek we do" he said and sat back to hear Abby.
Abby cleared her throat and started to speak.
"You think you know me but you never really can
I'm a woman who won't be held down by any lowlife man
A mistress of dark who will play with your mind for no reason to blame
Just that I'm feisty and fast and if you cant handle me than that's a shame
I follow the wind and I never look back so take a chance
Maybe you'll be the lucky one who gets the last dance
Never make me angry boy I have a coffin and knives
Don't you know a girl like me always survives
Abby ended and the team applauded. McGee slid in his seat impressed by her powerful poem.
The announcer then called Tony and he walked up with Ziva.
"We made a conjoined poem" Tony said and the announcer nodded.
Tony looked at Ziva who smiled and read.
Z-"Boy you think you can take my body and do as you please"
T "girl that's easy because you're nothing but a tease"
Z well if you think that you've got a lot to learn"
T "then become my teacher my milk is going sour waiting to churn
Z "all right boy then listen up this is lesson number one
T "oh yippee wake me when you're done
Z "boy you better become a good husband for me
T "sorry girl but I can't even count to three
Z then how do you plan to make me smile
T how about I go an extra mile
Tony then ran up and took Ziva in his arms and kissed her lips gently.
Z wow I think I found true love
T of course girl you're the ball and I'm the glove.
They end and bow and the team claps. "Okay that was interesting, we need to take a short break and then we'll continue with LJ Gibbs" the announcer said.
All right I'll post more later let me know what you think for now.