DAY TWO: A TRIP TO THE BEACH
(I Don't own anyone)
Everyone got up on their own accord this time instead of Yazoo and Loz going up and down the halls with a trash can and an aluminum bat. Instead of having Dante make breakfast, they just ate what ever they could find in the kitchen cabinets. "Well, better than giant worms." said Tails.
"I think I might think twice about Dante's cooking." said Sango.
"It wasn't that bad." said Kamille reading the newspaper. "Hey guys, the President of Cornaria, General Pepper, is dead."
"What?" said Yuffie.
"He kicked the bucket?" asked Veemon.
"Yeah, it says that a camera in his room caught a tall man with a long sword coming down and stabbing him through his back when he was praying next to his bed." said Kamille looking through the article. "Good riddance I say."
"Where's Cornaria?" asked Kadaj.
"Who knows." said Cloud.
"This is boring." said Samus. "The most boring Saturday I've ever had."
"It's just the morning." said Davis. "What do you expect?"
"Where I come from, I usually fly off to a distant planet to kill something." said Samus.
Kadaj looked through a magazine and looked at the pictures for ideas to end Samus's boredom. "Umm, we can go to Disney Land."
"We're in California!" said Yuffie. "Disney Land is in Florida."
"Oh, well…we can go to the beach…" he said looking at one of the pictures.
"The beach?" asked Veemon.
"Yeah, there's one that's about four miles from here." said Sango.
"What do you say Samus?" asked Cloud.
Samus thought about it for a second. "Well…I guess…"
"Or we can stay here and watch TV all day." said Davis.
"I guess." said Samus. "Let's hope this will be a normal visit."
"Relax." said Yazoo. "What kind of crazy things could happen to us other than the crap we do to each other here?"
It was agreed by all of the house members that they would go to the beach. But some of them believed if they get killed outside the house they won't come back. So they decided to minimize the amount of deaths to only Davis. Getting dressed for the beach was the hard part for the girls since they thought Snake was going through the air vents still, but everyone was ready in the end in one hour. As for transportation, Kadaj, his brothers, and Cloud still had their bikes, but everyone decided to take the three H2 Hummers in the garage and the Zeta Gundam that was sitting in the driveway taking up space.
"Are we there yet?" asked Davis to Kadaj, who was driving.
"No, Steve." He answered.
"Are we there yet?" asked Veemon.
"No, Veemon." answered Alia sitting in the passenger seat in the front.
"I need to pee." said Tails.
"Grab a bottle on the floor." said Kadaj. "I think there are a few still there from the party we had."
"Eeeeew." said Alia. "Don't have Tails do that, it's disgusting!"
"But I gotta go!" said Tails holding himself.
"Then hold it, we're almost there." said Alia.
"Easy for you to say." said Davis. "I'll bet you can't pee."
"Shut up, Davis!" yelled Alia. "My body's functions are none of your business!"
"Oh look, we're here." said Kadaj parking next to the beach. "And the crapper's just over there."
"Thank God!" said Tails jumping out the door and flying over to the restroom.
Kadaj jumped out and met up with his brothers and Cloud. "Looks like we aren't the only one's here."
"Yeah, it's about 94 degrees out so I'd imagine it'd be great for other families to come out here." said Kamille walking over to them with a surf board, a few bags, and an umbrella.
"Hey kid, where did you find a parking space for your Gundam?" asked Loz.
"Ummm, well if I parked in the parking lot, people coming here would complain about how it would take up six parking spaces." started Kamille as he dropped his bags. "So I parked it over there in the sand."
"Now people are going to be complaining about how it takes up six parking spaces worth of sand." said Cloud.
Tails finally got out of the restroom and joined Shadow and Veemon in setting up Roxas's umbrella. Almost everyone had an umbrella that represented them. Roxas had a black and white one, Samus had a red one, Snake had a camouflage one, Dante had an umbrella with flames on it, and Cloud had a black one that said Final Fantasy VII on it. Snake's spot on the beach was different from everyone else's; his looked like a dugout with barb wire over the tops of a sand wall and a sniper rifle sticking out on one side. "You can never be to careful." He always said to anyone that questioned. Everyone even wore a swim suit that represents them. Half of the girls wore bikinis while the others wore full one-piece swim suits.
Roxas and Kamille decided to set up the volley ball net and bring out the valley ball to play a few games. Samus, Alia, Dante, and Cloud seemed to have unusually strong hits in the games. Most of the hits made by the opposing team hit Davis in the face, but he didn't seem to mind. "Steve, your head's in the way, move it!" Kadaj would always say.
Everything seemed fine with our heroes, but even the most unexpected things happen every where they go. And I mean they aren't always in a car accident, I mean that trouble always finds them; I know this because I'm the author of this damned story, duh!
Cloud was enjoying his time talking to Samus as the others have fun and Shadow competes against Kamille to see who the better surfer was until Kadaj came to him. "Hello, big brother." he said.
"Huh, what do you need?" asked Cloud after being interrupted by him.
"Look over there!" said Kadaj pointing in one direction.
Cloud and Samus looked in the direction he pointed in and saw the biggest sand castle they've ever laid eyes on. "Oh my god…" said Samus.
"Kadaj, what the hell is that?!" said Cloud amazed at the giant sand castle.
"Surprised?" he said. "Our brothers and I built it together with Steve. We can probably fit the Zeta Gundam in there."
"Why did you spend so much time and energy creating such a large structure like that if the weather is just going to break it down some day?!" asked Samus.
"Relax." said Kadaj. "We're going to have Flamdramon heat it up so it would be a large piece of glass."
"Good luck with that…" said Cloud before Kadaj walked away.
Kadaj walked back over to the castle to meet up with his brothers. "How's it going?"
"Pretty well." said Loz. "We're almost ready to start the second floor!"
"Sweet." said Kadaj.
"Yep, ummm…hey, who are they?" asked Yazoo spotting a group of teenagers walking over to the castle.
Kadaj spun around and saw them walking up to them as well. There where two girls and three boys walking up to the castle. "Who are they?"
"This is perfect for our new command center, rangers!" said the one that seemed like the leader.
"You like it?" asked Kadaj. "We made it."
"Yes, we will be using this castle as our new command center since our last one was destroyed!" said one of the boys.
"Why would you use a castle made of sand as a command center when it has no running water, no electricity, no good living conditions, and every reason why the Mexicans left Mexico in the first place?" asked Loz.
"We'll manage." said the leader. "Now hand it over to us, or we'll take it by force!"
Kadaj shrugged. "…actually, I'd be glad to hand it over to yo-"
"IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
"Did he say morphine?" asked Loz.
(A/N: insert Mighty Morphing Power Ranger theme song here)
"Aww, crap." said Yazoo walking off. "I'm getting us some snow cones."
The rangers started morphing slowly one at a time. By the time one of them was done, Yazoo had just purchased three snow cones and handed them to his brothers. One by one the rangers finished morphing, and once they where done, Kadaj and his brothers had gotten back to the beach fully dressed and armed with their weapons. "Wow, you guys take a long time to do that." said Kadaj.
"Let's go, rangers!" said the Red Ranger. All of the rangers started running towards Kadaj and his brothers. They were quick to react to the oncoming Power Ranger onslaught. Loz clothes-lined the Black Ranger and kicked the Blue Ranger in the crotch. Yazoo took on both the Pink Ranger and the Yellow Ranger with just his Gunblade. He grabbed both of them and banged their heads together. Sparks literally flew as the battle raged on. Kadaj took on the lone Red Ranger. "Give it up, we out number you five to three."
"You under estimate me too much." said Kadaj as the Red Ranger throws a punch at him. Kadaj dodged it with ease and sliced the Red Ranger seven times creating a storm of sparks. "Where are the sparks coming from?"
All of the rangers regroup around the Red Ranger. "They're too good!"
"Are you going to leave us alone now?" asked Yazoo.
"We won't lose to the likes of you!!" said the Red Ranger. "Quick Rangers, to the Zords!!"
"Zords?" asked Kadaj as the Power Rangers ran away. "I guess that means run home."
After a few minutes, the Power Rangers came back with a bunch of large robots. "What the hell?" said Loz.
"Those are Zords?" asked Yazoo.
"Now we will crush you!" said the Red Ranger. "Now Rangers, combine!" Then all of the Zords start combining into a large robot. It looked very weird since it was a bunch of animals coming together "Ha, let's see you win now!!"
"Looks like Voltron." said Yazoo. The Zord pulled out a really big sword and slashed down at Kadaj and the others. "Incoming!" yelled Yazoo and they all jumped to one side.
When the sword lifted up, the top part of Davis's torso crawled out of the large crack in the ground. "Hey! Ass holes!!"
"This looks like a job for Kamille!" said Kadaj as he ran after him. Kamille was lying on his beach towel trying to tan his body. Kadaj grabbed him and brought him to his feet. "Kamille, we need your help!"
"What the heck do you need me for?" asked Kamille. Kadaj pointed behind him. Kamille turned around and jumped back after seeing the Zord. "What is that?!"
"That's what we want you to take out!" said Loz.
"I'll go get Zeta…" said Kamille running to his mobile suit. Kamille got to it and started it up. "Can't everyone just leave me out of their own problems?"
"Hey Red Ranger, there's the Zeta Gundam to our right!" said the Yellow Ranger.
"Oh no, I ain't falling for that one!" he said, but he turned to look anyways and saw Zeta rise up from the sand. "Oh, crap."
"Time for you guys to pick on some one your own size!" said Kamille as the Zeta Gundam approached the Zord.
"Quick Rangers, cut him to pieces!" said the Red Ranger. The Zord swung its sword at the Zeta Gundam and it shattered once it came in contact with the Zeta. "What the heck?"
"The Power Sword has been destroyed!" said the Pink Ranger. "The Zeta Gundam's armor is too thick!"
"Fine, we'll have to do this the old fashion way!" said the Red Ranger as the zord sprang into action. Its first attack was a punch to the Zeta's face, but it grabbed the fist and gave the zord a punch to the face instead. The zord stumbled back wards a bit and made a successful kick to the Zeta's side.
"Not bad!" said Kamille. The Zeta was strong enough to keep balance and it made a perfect round-house kick to the zord's head, then a palm strike to the chest making the zord fall over. "Had enough?"
"White Ranger!" said the Red Ranger. "We need your help!"
All of the sudden, a giant white tiger zord was running up to Kamille from behind. "What the hell?"
"Help's on the way!" said the White Ranger.
"I'm surrounded by idiots!" said Kamille. Just after he said that, the tiger transformed into a humanoid figure. "And I thought Zakus looked bad."
"I'm going to blow him away!" said the White Ranger. Both of the zords surrounded the Zeta front and back. The Tiger Zord attacked first by turning the Zeta to face it and punching it in the face. Then the other one kicked the Zeta. After the Zeta got steady again, the White Tiger Zord grabbed the Zeta's arms. "Get him now!"
The Ranger's zord started punching away at the Zeta as best as it could. "Kamille's in trouble!" said Yuffie.
"Not if I can help it!" said Snake as he started firing the sniper rifle he had with him at the zord's head. "Die! Die! Die!"
The Zeta Gundam was able to kick the zord in front of him and it boosted up into the air with the White Tiger Zord still hanging on to it, but it fell off after a while of flying. Kamille took the Beam Rifle and aimed it at the center of the zord and fired. The shot made it exploded into many pieces. "The White Ranger's dead!" said the Black Ranger.
"Now it's my turn." said Kamille aiming the Gundam's Beam Rifle at the head. He locked onto the center of it and fired. The shot blasted right through the center of the eyes and out the back of the head.
"Whoa!" yelled the Blue Ranger as sparks flew from the controls and the beam just barely missed him. "That was close, Red Ranger…Red Ranger?" The Rangers looked to the Red Ranger. He was still holding the controls, but the top section of his torso was cut away in a U shape along with his head.
"That's…that's not good…" said the Black Ranger.
Just then, the White Ranger entered the control room through the door. "The Red Ranger kicked the bucket! Which means I'm in command now!" he said going over to the main controls and grabbing his corps. "'scuse me, good buddy." said the White Ranger before he threw his charred corps out the hole in the window. "Now, let's take out the Zeta Gundam!!"
"We can't." said the Yellow Ranger. "In those exact 45 seconds that you used to take command, he cut off both of our zord's arms."
"Oh, then…Fire the Ultimate Weapon!" he commanded.
"What!?" said the Pink Ranger. "That's a weapon of last resort!"
"I don't care!" said the White Ranger. "Charge it!" The rangers did as told and started up the weapon. The zord started glowing an intense red color.
Kamille put on his sunglasses when it got too bright. "I can actually get my tan from this." He said leaning back in his seat.
All of Kamille's house mates start watching the zord power up. "What the heck?" said Sango. "What is that?"
"I have no idea…" said Dante.
"What is the power level in the weapon?!" asked the White Ranger.
"Umm…2 out of 100." said the Black Ranger.
"What?!" said the White Ranger. "Charge a little more."
Everyone stopped what they where doing and watched the zord charge. "This is weird…I thought this would be normal…" said Samus.
"What's our energy level now?!" said the White Ranger.
"5 out of 100." said the Black Ranger.
"Good enough, Fire!!"
The zord concentrated all of the power into one section in the center of the torso and an incredibly large blast that looked like Libra's main cannon came from it hitting the Zeta Gundam right on. "Kamille!!" yelled all of his house mates. After the blast was done, the place where the Zeta Gundam was standing was now engulfed in smoke.
"Soldier down." said Snake.
Alia began to cry. "Why did he have to die…?" she said crying. "He was just a kid…"
"I thought you hated his guts." said Kadaj.
"But he was just a kid, and he's…" she was cut off there.
"Boy, that was bright!" someone said from what sounded like a speaker.
"Hey, that sounds like Kamille." said Cloud.
The smoke cleared and the Zeta Gundam was revealed laying on the ground, but without a scratch. "I think I got a tan from that!"
"Kamille's alive!" said Veemon, then he turned to Alia. "And you where all worried about him."
"N-no…I just had something in my eye." she said turning away and crossing her arms.
The Zeta Gundam wasn't even damaged, but the area around it was completely destroyed. "Oh my god, what have we done?!" said the Yellow Ranger.
"That was 5 percent?!" said the Black Ranger. "That was huge!"
"We're no better than the evil that we fight!" said the Blue Ranger. Then he turns to the White Ranger. "What do we do?"
"…………CHARGE UP ANOTHER SHOT!!" he yelled.
"Are you crazy?!" said the Black Ranger.
"Screw this, I'm getting out of here!" said the Blue Ranger as he jumped out the hole in the window. Amazingly he survived the fall. "So long, suckers!" he shouted as he ran into the road and got hit by a semi truck.
"Divert all power to the Ultimate Weapon, we'll completely wipe him out this time!!!" he said. "How much power do we have left in the Zord?!"
"45." said the Black Ranger. "We don't even have enough power to charge up another shot."
"I don't care just do it!!!" said the White Ranger. "We'll blow that fucker away with one shot!"
The rangers started diverting all of the power to the main weapon and the zord began to glow the darkest crimson ever seen. "That doesn't look good." said Kamille.
All of his house mates drop their jaws. "Oh…crap…" said Yazoo.
"Cool…" said Veemon and Roxas as the chest of the zord opened up to reveal a big ass cannon.
"All power has been diverted to the main weapon!" said the Yellow Ranger.
The white ranger slammed his hand on the controls in front of him to smash a glass covered button that read: Warning! Do not Press! "This is it for you, Zeta Gundam!" said the White Ranger. "The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers never lose!"
Kamille just stood there and studied the large cannon in amazement. "Awesome…"
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" yelled the White Ranger as he slammed his hand down on the button.
Kamille covered his eyes. "I don't want to watch!"
But instead of a shot that looked like an atomic bomb, the whole zord stopped moving and all of the glowing colors faded away. Inside of the control room of the zord, all of the buttons and flashing lights turned off and everything became quiet. "What the hell?!" said the White Ranger.
"We diverted all of the power into the main weapon but we don't have enough power to fire it now!" said the Black Ranger. "In fact we don't have any power at all!"
"Shit!" yelled the White Ranger. "What do we do know?!"
"Ummm, Zeta Gundam…closing in…" said the Pink Ranger.
The Zeta slowly walked up to the zord and looking into the eyes where the rangers where. "You guys suck." said Kamille. The Zeta put its hand on the zord's chest and pushed on it causing the whole zord to fall backwards. Once it fell onto the ground it missed everyone except the upper section of Davis. "Can we go home now?" asked Kamille.
"Ummm…yeah…" said Samus. "I'm not bored any more…"
NEXT: DAY THREE: TRUTH OR DARE