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One day, not only shall I rule the world but I shall rule Naruto too!

The Never Ending Gaki Story

Chapter 6

As Naruto's eyes began to adjust to the outside light he could hear angry shouts and the clanking of kunai being thrown at each other. He stumbled around blindly for alittle while and found himself a tree to hold on to. When he could finally see clear enough he look around. It appeared that the village was under attack by, from what Naruto could tell was many waterfall ninja. A kunai whizzed passed his right ear and into the tree he was holding on to. Startled, he jumped behind the tree and peeked cautiously out from behind it. What the heck had he gotten himself into? "Help me." He whispered to himself. All he wanted right now was to be at home in his nice and tidy house with his happy mom and dad and away from serious danger. He thought the safest thing to do right now though, was to hide up the tree and out of anymore trouble for as long as he could, and he did just that.

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It was 9:35 am in the morning and the Uzumaki house was nearly falling apart. It was probably worse then it had been at 4:00 in the morning when Naruto and the Yondaime started cleaning up the mess. Naruto had gotten so mad when he was asked to clean up the mess that he had torn off half the roof, and to the Yondaime and his wife's surprise, started balling his eyes out, pointing at it and asking if he would have to clean that up too. After a while he had stopped crying and began to help his father clean up, which for him was picking up a piece of rubble and throwing it in the corner.

Mrs. Uzumaki brought them some juice and went back out to arrange for the house's repair. Luckily it was a bright sunny day, with not a cloud in the sky. It was just the right temperature to be cleaning and working. It was the perfect day. Despite the day's beginning she was humming cheerfully down the street and into a workshop at the corner of the road. She had to walk to the repair shop and arrange the rebuild because the phones at her house had been smashed to no return, or repair to be exact. A fat man in a yellow builder hat was sitting in a chair eating a large sandwich.

"Camb I hep you?" he munched and looked up at Mrs. Uzumaki expectantly.

She looked down at him, alittle disgusted and nodded. "Yes actually, you see I've had alittle trauma at my house today and it needs a small repairing."

Back at the house…

"No way! That stays where it is, it looks better that way if you ask me!" Naruto moaned and crossed his arms, staring down at the head of the cat statue he had just recently decapitated.

"Aw come on Naruto, just pass it to me." The Yondaime sighed and held out his hand. "The faster we get this done, the faster we can have our real outing!" he said in a tempting voice.

Naruto picked up the big cat head like it was nothing and threw it behind his back to his dad, not once looking to were he threw it too. "Hmm, I guess that might be alittle fun. But we have to do something active, I hate it slow." He growled and picked up a piece of the sofa and chucked it at the couch.

The Yondaime placed the cat head on the statue that now had its legs back on. He put down the glue and looked back at his son who had his back turned to him. He really should have seen it before but he had been too relieved that he had his son back to notice it, Naruto was really not Naruto at all. Like really all. As a matter of fact he couldn't even stand to be in his presence. Just being in the same room with him was quite disturbing and he was hoping his wife would come back fast. He didn't know how he would survive being with him all day, and if Naruto stayed like this, then how was he going to survive being with him for more years to come? Right now to the Yondaime, it was a really scary thought.

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Naruto looked timidly around the village from his safe spot up in the tree. It had quieted down very fast and he wanted to know what had happened. The ground was littered with dead ninja and very little movement was taking place. Occasionally there would be a loud crash of a jutsu or a bomb going off but other then that nothing was happening. He felt it was safer to come down now and possibly get out of the village alive and unseen. When he touched the ground he smacked his back against the tree and looked around to make sure no body was sneaking up behind him. When he found the cost was clear he walked cautiously into the open and took a few steps out. Just as he was feeling safe he heard a loud bang and started running. He didn't know where he was running but he didn't want to stay in one spot too long. He ran into an abandoned house and closed the door.

"Oh man, I don't know how I'm going to get out of this alive! Oh please, I hope the village is ok! What if they're all…" he started but stopped when it got too harsh to think about. To make himself feel better he started thinking up stupider images in his head about millions of devil kids running around the village with people laughing at them because they looked flustered and scared. He gave alittle giggle and began to pace around the house. Pondering on what to do and how to get out alive. Though he had never been the brightest crayon in the box he was trying his best. After alittle of brain straining he began to hope that his 'inner voice' would come back and tell him what to do. It was kind of a creepy thought though and he decided he didn't want it to talk to him after all.

As he sat on the bed on the top floor of the house he felt the entire place shake and suddenly the floor caved in. He fell to the ground with a crash and was very, very grateful he had been on the squishy bed at the top of the house when the bomb had gone off. White smoke filled his nostrils and he got up quickly. As he did however his head was blasted with hot fumes and he puffed into black smoke. He dived to his hands and knees and started crawling to the large whole in the wall. The entire house was on fire! "Please don't cave in, please don't cave in!" he pleaded to no one in particular and crawled as quickly as his bloody knees would take him. his hands had pieces of wall and glass in him and his hair was filled with dust and who knows what else! He winced at the pain but kept going, he was to scared to stop and cry now. when he knew he could get up and run he did so and just as he flew out of the burning building it the entire thing collapsed in on itself. Lucky Naruto, except for the fact that he ran right into three shaded figures.

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"There we go, now that wasn't so bad now was it?" Mrs. Uzumaki asked and looked around the semi cleared house. "The builders can do the rest, you two can go have real fun now!" she smiled and pushed Naruto and the Yondaime out of the house and shut the door, rather fast actually.

The Yondaime turned to Naruto and grinned, it was a painful grin but he did it. "So Naruto, now we can have fun right?" he slapped his hands together and bent down to Naruto's level. "What do you want to do?" he smiled and waited for the answer.

Naruto didn't even take time to think about it. "Let's break things!"

The Yondaime's smile faded...

Chapter End

Man, what a couple of brats. One runs away and the other is a complete jerk. I wonder where this gaki story will end up. Please review!