Boy, Interrupted

Jack walked along the corridors of the base, muttering curses about elusive green rangers and what he planned to do to said green ranger when he finally got his hands on him. He was prevented from stalking into the lab Bridge usually spent his free time in by two sets of hands grabbing hold of him and pulling him back.

"Don't go in there," one Z said firmly.

"They're busy," the other said.

"Who's busy?" he demanded.

"Sky and Bridge," one replied before the other stepped on her foot.

"Yeah, they're busy. Why don't you go make out with your girlfriend or something? Look for Bridge later."

Forehead creased in puzzlement, Jack pulled out of their grip and stuck his head through the wall in search of answers, (and only coincidentally to make a point) looking around the room for whatever Z was trying to hide from him. He stared in astonishment at the sight that met his eyes and he jerked back quickly, staring at the wall in disbelief. There was no way he'd just seen what his eyes told him he had.

No wonder Sky's been in such a good mood lately, part of him snickered while the rest of him was stuck on This is not happening He really hadn't needed to see that. At all. He wasn't going to be able to look at either of those two without seeing Bridge trailing kisses down Sky's stomach. How long had those two been…? No, he decided firmly. He didn't want to know. Clearly it had been going on long enough. And they were roommates after all, it wasn't like it would be hard or anything… He stopped that train of thought abruptly, part of his brain giggling like mad over the completely unintentional innuendos coming out of the woodwork.

In an attempt to regain some equilibrium he turned on the Zs, only to find there was now only one of her. "You were watching them?" he hissed and she shrugged, unashamed.

"It's a good view."

There really wasn't anything he could say to that so he settled for "You were watching them?"

She slapped a hand over his mouth, glaring at him. "Shut up or they'll stop," she snapped, voice barely audible. "It's been way too long since I got any and this is as close as I get."

He flinched. "Don't tell me things like that," he whispered back, resisting the urge to shake her. Being confronted on the one hand with Sky and Bridge, he didn't need to be hearing about his little sister's sex-life. Or lack thereof. It was official, he decided. His squad was trying to send him crazy.

He scowled as Z ignored him, craning her head to look in the window at the show that was presumably still going. That thought of course made him curious, although he'd never admit it, so he checked for himself under the guise of pulling Z away from the room, and damn it, now he was horny too. Maybe he should go find Syd after all.

"Jack!" she protested.

"No, Z," he said serenely. "Let them have sex without the audience."

"You're no fun," she sighed.

"Z?"

"Yeah Jack?"

"Bring the replicant back."