O...K...I just realized I havn't been using a disclaimer. So htis entire mini-chappie is devoted to the disclaimer. Trust me, not my idea. O.K, I DO NOT own Van Helsing. If I did this is what would happen,

1: I'd be realy rich.

2: I'd take over Europe (Don't ask how. I'll figure it out as I go.)

3: Take over the world.

4: Turn everybody into Van Helsing worsiping zombies! WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!! Lucky for the world I do not own Van Helsing. Damn.