1. Constantly call him a monk
2. ask why he always tries to run away
3. do a crappy immation of him cursing
4. ask if he is a child anytime soon
5. take his cloaks and dye them purple
6. say he and Anna would make a great couple
7. burn all his books(except the Bible, I don't believe in God, but still, a lot of people do, so it would be really rude)
8. purswade him to get drunk and stick him in a room with Dracula
9. while he is drunk, before #8, make him one of those vampire baby things
10. tape reactions to all of the above
11. post them on youtube
12. Van Helsing accuse him of stealing Anna
13. make him watch Van Helsing over and over
14. tell him Van Helsing has feelings for him
15. Introduce him to rap music, the kind with a swear word every other word.
This one was hard to write, and wasn't as good as my first one. Please review, they are appreciated. I never expected 12 reviews for 1 chapter, though, it is really awesome.
pete'sno2fan