I have decided to go after the main character, Van Helsing. Hope you enjoy, and also, if you think this is lame, stupid, boring, not funny, ect. ect., please don't leave a review. It's a crappy way to say you didn't like it. If you DIDN'T like it, don't read it. It's common sense, get some or use what you have. And on that happy note, enjoy.
1. Steal his weapons
2. Take his hat
3. Ask why he killed Anna
4. Stick him in a soundproof room with Dracula fangirls
5. Videotape this
6. Post this same video on youtube
7. Say he could pass for a girl with his hat and bandana on
8. Ask him this question: "If you're a swordsman, why don't you ever use swords?"
9. Tell him Anna never had feelings for him
10. If he gets mad, which he probably will, run away, very fast.
11. Tell him you know the perfect song to describe him.
12. If he asks what it is, dismiss the question
13. Play 'Drama Queen' by Family Force 5 every time he enters the room
14. When you or someone else is talking to him, say randomly, "Your like a psychosomatic."(That's for you TheStoryGypsy)
15. Poke him constantly till he snaps
16. Constantly ask what really happened under the windmill
17. If he is mad after #15, video tape #16 and post it on youtube, google video, and yahoo video
So there it is, I'm thinking of coming up with a follow up story to this one, so we will see how it goes. Review IF you liked it, if not, read above note.
pete'sno2fan