Ask why her shoes in the movie go from high heeled to flats constantly.
Ask if she enjoyed the kiss she had with Dracula
Trade all her swords and weapons with fake plastic ones
Tell her Van Helsing didn't really love her, if he did, he wouldn't have killed her.
Ask in a very slow voice why she talks so fast
Take her to Hot Topic
When she is sleeping, put her hair in pig tails.
Show her pictures of Dracula and Andy Hurley, ask which one she would want to go out with more
If she says neither, tell her she has to choose
If she asks why, open the door and have both of them standing there
Exchange all her dark clothes with a bright green or yellow.
When she gets dressed, video tape her going out in public
Post it on youtube.
Introduce her to My Chemical Romance and tell her the music fits her attitude so well
Superglue Van Helsing's hat to her head.
Tell her it makes her look taller, which she needs
Here is Anna. Not as good as the others, but some people are so hard to make fun of. And Pete over here isn't helping, he's only distracting. Only one person will fully understand that, but anyway. Please review, unless you didn't like it and all you want to say is: "Not too funny. Redo it or stop." because I don't need that. If you don't like it, don't read it. Thanks!
pete'sno2fan