The Ergonomical Ice-covered Desert
Water lapped the surface of the icy shore Antarctica. A blond girl in a strange green costume, washed ashore. She crawled to escape the water's embrace. She turned and looked out over the sea. "I made it." she said softly. She stood, pulling a fur coat from no where and putting it on. "According to the Excel Compass, I have reached Antarctica in two and a half days! I would have drowned, if it was not for that mysterious man and that familiar-looking sail-boat!" she waved to a sail boat offshore, a bearded man waved back "Thank you Kevin Costner!" she screamed.
"Now to find Ha-chan." An icy gloved hand rose out of the snow. "Ah" Excel dug furiously, revealing a pale dark-haired girl in a purple-ish costume. (cheese fries) "How did you get here?"
"I do not know Senior, but somehow I am here." Hyatt said softly, as she says all things.
"Alright, time to find the natives.!"She closed her fist as they surveyed the desolate ice around them. A tumbleweed rolled by. "A TUMBLEWEED! THIS ISN'T THAT KIND OF DESERT YOU STUPID-" A prehistoric mammal encased in a ball of ice rolled by. "BETTER! Let's go Hyatt!"
They traversed the wasteland in no direction in particular. Suddenly they found a patch of slippery ice. Then they found some rough ice. Then some popsicles. "OOOoooo!" Excel licked one and her tongue did not stick to it. (fooled you)"Salty-ish! with a hint of lemon!"she said.
"It is severely cold Senior" Hyatt said.
"You have a talent for noting the obvious dontcha."
'WAAAANNKK!'
"What the hell? Hyatt, did you hear-"
'Waaa waank!' A penguin waddled to them.
"Ah, a native." Hyatt said.
"And well-dressed too, if a bit short."
'waamm wank' Another penguin appeared. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another.
Trust me, it goes on. Then another. But you don't want to read this do you? Then another. Maybe you do. Then another. Cuz you're a masochist.
Then another. Then another part is coming up!