The Overly Complicated Plan Of Action
The penguins flocked around Excel and Hyatt, wanking and wonking.
"Perhaps you should speak with them" Hyatt said.
"Yes! Heey! Ignorant Masses of Suited Midgets from the barrenness of wastelands of Antarctica! We are agents from ACROSS and we are here to take over your icy land! Bow now and save us some trouble!"
The penguins fell silent. "I think it worked." Hyatt said.
'Wonk WeeWooooonk!" The cry was joined by others.
"They sound agitated. Perhaps they misunderstood."
"Right! Of course another country would have another language! Wonk Wonky woo Wonkity Wang Wonker! Un wonk Tres Wonicha Wanker!"
The penguins stared at Excel.(naruto comes on tonight...) "It seems you have their attention, Senior."
"I uh dunnoo...what now Ha-chan?"
"I do not know."
"You're useful. MMmmm EXCEL HAS A PLAN!"
two minutes plus one hour and five seconds later
"Almost done! You there Do this! Ha-chan wake up!"
eight minutes later.
"There!"
"What did you do Senior?"
"Well if you hadn't decided to sleep, you'd know. I have trained these exquisitely dressed natives in the art of war and equipped them for it. Now we just need to get back and we can use them to conquer the city!"
"Brilliant Senior!"
Two guys popped up. 'Brilliant!' they both screamed! They were holding beer bottles that said Guinntess. (Ha! not getting sued)
Penguins lolled about, some holding rocket launchers, some with tommy guns, others with kitchen utensils. "All trained and equipped for conqueration!"
"May i ask where these weapons came from?"
"Well, it'd be too cliche to say E-bay (rhyme, cool.) so i got them from some middle-eastern country. Real cheap too. They heard we were conquering the world and America and we got a discount!"
Meanwhile a man in a forest ate some berries. He drank from a nearby spring-fed river. A bear killed him. Brutally.