Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.


Searching through the files and histories of over twenty years ago was a boring, but necessary, task. If they were to follow through with the insane plan that Naruto had concocted, then they would need to be someone. Preferably someone from Konoha. Someone believed to be dead.

Sakura wearily shuffled the documents. She had already found her alias- a young kunoichi who wrapped her head in bandages all the time. No record of her hair colour, and an orphan. Easy. But Naruto and Neji were proving to be harder. Especially Neji.

Every single damn Hyuuga that had been KIA, every single last damn one, had been found and their bodies burnt. Sakura shook her head at the sheer obsessiveness of the clan at protecting their precious Kekkai Genkai. That, and the fact that half the records had been lost at the razing of Konoha, was not helping.

Hold the phone…

This looked likely. KIA, but nobody had actually seen him die. Sakura grinned as she read the psychological profile. A perfect cover for Naruto. Then she read the log for the last mission the boy had been on.

The sound of cursing echoed in the room for a good few minutes before Sakura got a handle on her mouth.

A fucking honest-to-god Uchiha. Great. And what's more, he was teammates with Kakashi. Damn, damn, damn, damn

Sakura growled and started shifting through the piles of paper again. I think I find a good cover, and it turns out to be the one boy that we have no chance in hellof using.

Curse you, Uchiha Obito.

After a few moments thought, and some more searching, she modified that thought.

And damn you, Neji, for having such a fucking difficult family


:D Timetravel idea. Neji, Sakura and Naruto are going back, but first Sakura has to think up suitable covers for them. I'm not too pleased with how this turned out- I might write something else were they go back and Kakashi thinks that Naruto is Obito.

Anyone else support the Obito/Tobi/Tobito theory? I don't, but it's an interesting theory, ne?