'Schuldig... Just what the heck are you doing?' asked Aya after entering living room and seeing Nagi, Schuldig, Farfarello, lots of doughnuts, carrots and… other things.
'Why Aya!' started Schu 'We're explaining Chibi where babies come from!' seeing Abyssinian's confused look he continued 'You know! The birds and the bees-'
'And cabbage and storks!' Farf added excited.
Aya looked even more confused at two nutcases before him and terrified Nagi behind them. He knew he will regret it but…
'What cabbage?'
'The one in which you find babies of course!' began Farf 'When Mum and Dad want a child they go to this HUGE magic cabbage field, find the nicest and inside there is a baby!' Berserk smiled at him with a lunatics smile. Aya started pitting poor Nagi, who was still stuck between sofa and two of less sane Schwarz members, sending him signals meaning more then less "HELP!!! I'm being tortured by two psychos!!!" Even so Aya couldn't help but ask:
'And what storks have to do with it…?'
'Because if Mum and Dad don't want to go to a field they send a letter to a StorkC.O! And after nine months stork comes with a bag in which he has a baby!' answered Schuldig with broad grin on his face.
'Oh. Okay…' Aya quickly left room still ignoring Nagi's silent pleas for help and went into Crawford's office 'Brad, I think Nagi needs your help… Shu and Farf too. '
I'm not completely satisfied with this chapter but I hope you will like it anyway. Oh, and the cabbage and stork are things parents in my country say their small children with a slight correction on my side. Sadly my parents are very… passionate about my sexual education. Yesterday they asked if they should demonstrate it. terrified
Thanks to all reviewers! You made me really happy! Special thanks to Gillie who's my best rewiever, cookies for you hun! I would also like to thank tzin 18 – I know I need a beta, and I think I have found one!, but sadly this chap is not betaed yet. To KittyHugs ; I'm very happy with your reply! I hope you will read next chapters and like them too!
And to jks: Of course I would love it if you became my beta! Send me a message from your e-mail, or wirte rewiev with it and then we will think about the rest. I'm really happy that you liked my story enough to want to be my beta reader. You can find my e-mail in my profile.